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got to make it pop for us lazy folk

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Us lazy folks prefer an auto redirect, you made me move my mouse hand.

Penis gourd penis gourd penis gourd.

"got to make it pop for us lazy folk" When I told her that, she slapped me...

Asian penises? Must be some pretty small portions.

drjekel_mrhyde:
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From pic #7: For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin.

You hear that ladies? EIP

Does this look like the kind of guy who'd eat bull's dicks just for fun?

Do not want.

/I wonder if the penis are from Tibetans.

Yummy...
Soup

Not safe for work

safeinsane: Does this look like the kind of guy who'd eat bull's dicks just for fun?

I lol'd
now I must RANKFY

/Request a new keyboard from you.

Prime Ingredients???

jynxyu: Prime Ingredients???

That's a handfull of balls.

So that's where all the penises being stolen in Africa are going?

CygnusDarius: That's a handfull of balls.

Here in the States it's called garbage by most, in other places these are a delicacy. Didn't say I was eating it.

CygnusDarius: That's a handfull of balls.

Mr. T ate my ba... Aww, fark it.

"All-penis menu" is a phrase that doesn't get used enough.

fark china

jynxyu: CygnusDarius: That's a handfull of balls.

Here in the States it's called garbage by most, in other places these are a delicacy. Didn't say I was eating it.

And you think I actually eat balls?.

"But what about duck vaginas?"

Ball park food, "Get ya penises heah, hot penises heah".

"And she'll have the penis, hold the balls."

Me Chinese, me play joke, me human rights violation you and put penis in your Coke.

the ultra feminists would love to eat at a place like that.

Penis.

Mordac Lord of Unholy Fury: From pic #7: For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin.

You hear that ladies? EIP

Unfortunately, this form of 'eating a penis' means you, the dude, doesn't get to use said penis again. Ever.

/swallow is one thing
//chew and swallow is something else altogether

Important posting, subby.

In the future, if farkers tell somebody to eat a bowl of dicks, we can send them to the right place.

So that's why my skin is perfect, soft, supple and glowing and why I look 15 years younger!

I could eat a knob at night.

Yeah, my 9 year old likes watching that show with me. That episode was enlightening for both of us.

Her: Mommy, what's penis?
Me: Uh, the male animal's private parts.
Her: Ewww! Gross! WHY?!?

Why, indeed. Thanks a lot Andrew Zimmern, you penis eating freak.

I ate penis in China so I'm really getting a kick....

SlightlyManic: Why, indeed. Thanks a lot Andrew Zimmern, you penis eating freak.

Sound like the title of a gay porn sci-fi movie.

Does not approve.

Seriously, the main reason tigers are so endangered and so at risk of extinction (at least in the wild) is bullshiat like this restaurant. If your weener isn't working, Chinese dude, just pop a Viagra. Leave the farking tigers alone.

Or, otherwise, don't go to the black market or wherever to buy your tiger peen. Get a Bowie knife and collect it yourself. No guns, no hunters, you gotta take it. If you can get one under those conditions, then, fine, eat your tiger peen in peace.

Dear China: Go eat a bag of di...oh, never mind.

Can we bring our own?

D_Moran: Can we bring our own?

Sure. Just make sure you don't accidentally leave it there.

You mean the Chinese McDonalds?

/Arent those burgers made from "subversive persons"?
//The fries are pure hydrogenated lead.

I wouldn't waste my money on gourmet penis, when the store brand is just as good, though I hear Costco only lets you buy 80 pounds of them a day.

I'll never forget the holidays at grandma's, when she would cook up a big 25 pound penis, with all the fixins, and we couldn't wait to chow down.

Pass the penis please?

zephris: What a load of farking shiat. I already submitted this. Tell me, who's dick do I have to suck to get greenlit? Same damn url and everything. fark you fark.

Relax. I probably submit stories with headlines to Fark way too often myself. And I only score green lights occasionally. I often go weeks without any green lights even when making several submissions on a daily basis. I got addicted back in 2003 to Fark after a long recovery from sciatica and disc surgery.

You just have to keep trying and maybe something will be judged funny, humorous, and/or unique. As for that BJ, OK, but only if you're female. If you're a guy, thanks, but no thanks.

Tastes great with tea for dong.

Ah, China. Where the penis gourd is considered to be a pretty spiffy lunch box.

TommyymmoT:
I'll never forget the holidays at grandma's, when she would cook up a big 25 pound penis, with all the fixins, and we couldn't wait to chow down.

Do you prefer white or dark meat?

Haldin: TommyymmoT:
I'll never forget the holidays at grandma's, when she would cook up a big 25 pound penis, with all the fixins, and we couldn't wait to chow down.

Do you prefer white or dark meat?

Dark. You get alot more of it.

You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!

So next some time I tell some Farker to go eat a bowl of dicks, I have someplace to point them towards. Excellent.

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I'm shocked no one has referenced the A T H F episode called Dickesode.

"you're going to get your dick ripped off"

good stuff.

Andrew Zimmern visited that restaurant in last year's season of Bizarre Foods.

He looked a little too excited while eating pee-pee.