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(LA Times) Strange "Self-described activist who bikes through town wearing only pasties and a G-string has some fans" (w/ pic)   (latimes.com) divider line 178
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Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:16:49 AM  
I'm a fan.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 11:34:17 AM  
Cars were whizzing past one of Ojai's busiest corners when Jennifer Moss decided to do a headstand, clad in only a G-string and flower-shaped pasties.


...and another Fark cliche lives on.

 
whatshisname 2008-04-27 12:50:54 PM  
"The healing powers of water"

Drink it. Or you won't heal.

 
Humean_Nature [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 01:08:28 PM  
"She's got a great body," said one of the men. "But she's crazy as a loon."

There's a joke here about females in general. But, dammit, it's just not coming out...

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 01:26:14 PM  
She's an idiot. I'm not going to stop her, but she's an idiot.

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 01:29:30 PM  
She sounds nutty as a ...nutcake.

 
CrotchBeard 2008-04-27 01:30:10 PM  
Kyosuke: ...and another Fark cliche lives on.

Does it ryhme with "smattention ore"?

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 01:39:32 PM  
FuturePastNow: She sounds nutty as a ...nutcake.


That means she's wild in the sack...


/Or she'll cut off your Johnson

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-04-27 02:57:48 PM  
She chose Easter Mass, she said, because "there are so many bad people who are hurting and destroying the Earth, and many of them are religious people."

This makes perfect sense to me.

 
eff ewe 2008-04-27 03:56:33 PM  
Mmmm... pasties.

 
eff ewe 2008-04-27 03:57:08 PM  
eff ewe: Mmmm... pasties.

Wait... that's not pastries. Never mind.

 
JFP's Gym Partner 2008-04-27 03:57:36 PM  
UberDave: FuturePastNow: She sounds nutty as a ...nutcake.


That means she's wild in the sack...


/Or she'll cut off your Johnson


Why can't it be both?

 
skrewewe 2008-04-27 03:59:35 PM  
Weird. I used to work on her bike in Santa Barbara years ago. She must of done some drugs since then.

 
parkerlewis 2008-04-27 03:59:35 PM  
This trend has some possibilities of being great. It could also be quite scary. Let's hope for the best.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-04-27 03:59:42 PM  
Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits. Why not educate yourself, run for some kind of office, and try to make the change. Being naked does nothing more than make people talk about your nudity. I dont mind, I wish she were in my town, but she isnt helping her cause.

And the link is farked for me so i cant even check the article to see if my assumptions are correct.

 
Gatekeeper444 2008-04-27 04:00:35 PM  
Ghastly: I'm a fan.

Came here to say this, agree 100%.

 
jvl 2008-04-27 04:01:22 PM  
It's all fun and games until an 80-year old couple decide to imitate it.

 
rabidferret 2008-04-27 04:01:57 PM  
www.anonymousspace.com

Cars were whizzing past one of Ojai's busiest corners when Jennifer Moss decided to do a headstand, clad in only a G-string and flower-shaped pasties.

Why?

"Headstands are good for you!" she said, beaming, as she pulled a yellow smiley-face pillow out of her bicycle's small trailer.

 
MooseUpNorth 2008-04-27 04:02:25 PM  
TFA: "The issue we're looking at is exposure," said Jim Ellison, Ventura County's chief assistant district attorney. "We've assigned an attorney to do some research." "I'll be in my bunk... er... office checking her out... I mean... checking out her briefs... aw hell... fapping to porn like I always do, okay? Are you satisfied?!?! Geez!"

 
El_Swino 2008-04-27 04:02:46 PM  
I'm a big fan of nubile young women wearing minimal amounts of clothing, so this is fine by me.

/three thumbs up!

 
mjk42 2008-04-27 04:03:01 PM  
ojai, i'm in ur streets, wearin mah gstrings

 
crouchingturbo 2008-04-27 04:04:50 PM  
Earth Friend Jen talks on Youtube.

 
5Nickels 2008-04-27 04:05:17 PM  
After seeing the towel on the seat, I'll pass.

 
Malicious Bastard 2008-04-27 04:05:19 PM  
Gunny Highway: Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits.

What's the first thing Adam & Eve did after eating of the forbidden fruit? They covered their bodies.

The fact that tits are so distracting is mostly because of uptight religious morals.

 
Blackthorn [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:06:05 PM  
attention seeker or not I'm in favor of more chick riding around on bikes dressed like this... the world would be a happier place!

www.latimes.com

 
MooseUpNorth 2008-04-27 04:06:08 PM  
Gunny Highway: helping her cause.

It's not like any of us would have cared about her cause had she not stripped down and did handstands in front of a church. I say run with it. Naked doesn't need a reason.

 
zippythechimp 2008-04-27 04:06:11 PM  
Try this in Pennsylvania in January and I'll be a fan.

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-04-27 04:07:38 PM  
Malicious Bastard: Gunny Highway: Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits.

What's the first thing Adam & Eve did after eating of the forbidden fruit? They covered their bodies.

The fact that tits are so distracting is mostly because of uptight religious morals.


uptight religious american morals.

moved to www.supercollage.com and the first thing you notice is that every busstop and newspaper is plastered with titties.

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-04-27 04:07:42 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Approves.

 
MassAsster 2008-04-27 04:08:52 PM  
rabidferret: when Jennifer Moss decided to do a headstand, clad in only a G-string and flower-shaped pasties.

WHERE the HELL was I and why was I not invited....


why does this kind of crap only happen when I am not around?

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-04-27 04:09:15 PM  
"They were very mean to me," she said. "They treated me like I'm insane."

"Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

/save the planet, OK, but this farking not-evidence-based emotional reactive environmentalism has to stop. "The Message from Water"? Seriously? Ride your bike into a volcano dumbass.

 
CTaylor80 [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:10:31 PM  
Not so interested in her values, as her tits.

She's contributing to global warming, if by global, you mean "in my pants"

/etc., etc.

 
Investigate 7-Eleven 2008-04-27 04:11:45 PM  
re-elect_jimmy_carter: uptight religious american morals.

moved to www.supercollage.com and the first thing you notice is that every busstop and newspaper is plastered with titties.


Which is why German's like such extreme pornography. "Titties? Bah, cover them with some shiat and vomit, then I'll be interested..."

//Preserve the power of the titty.

 
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox 2008-04-27 04:12:02 PM  
Sane
Intelligent
Attractive

I know that you can't have all three, but two would be nice.

 
Investigate 7-Eleven 2008-04-27 04:12:30 PM  
Investigate 7-Eleven: German's Germans

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:12:41 PM  
40oz_A_Knight: "Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

She's not doing anything illegal. Why should she be harassed? I agree that she's probably a bit nutters... but she's going around saying love earth, be nice to each other, and drink lots of water. ...just don't look at her if you're THAT offended at a semi-nude body.

 
mygodcreatedyourgod 2008-04-27 04:12:56 PM  
I guess skin counts as "natural fiber clothing".
That sort of activism relies heavily on good weather.
I support it.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:14:22 PM  
Huh?.

 
Software2 2008-04-27 04:14:48 PM  
500 Professor McFun dollars to the person that shops "Look at me! I'm an attention whore" onto her sign.

 
Christian Bale 2008-04-27 04:14:55 PM  
40oz_A_Knight Quote 2008-04-27 04:09:15 PM
"They were very mean to me," she said. "They treated me like I'm insane."

"Booo hoo the world doesn't conform to my retarded enviro-feminist bullshiat I'm being oppressed!"

/save the planet, OK, but this farking not-evidence-based emotional reactive environmentalism has to stop. "The Message from Water"? Seriously? Ride your bike into a volcano dumbass.


Wow, sorry your Daddy beat you, but don't hold that grudge on everybody.

 
Uncle Karl 2008-04-27 04:15:10 PM  
re-elect_jimmy_carter: Malicious Bastard: Gunny Highway: Ugh these people dont realize that this kind of publicity isnt helping their cause it just makes people talk about their tits.

What's the first thing Adam & Eve did after eating of the forbidden fruit? They covered their bodies.

The fact that tits are so distracting is mostly because of uptight religious morals.

uptight religious american morals.

moved to and the first thing you notice is that every busstop and newspaper is plastered with titties.


It's a wonderful thing.
Plus the outdoor/public drinking, and they smoke everywhere.
/The US has much to learn

 
litespeed74 2008-04-27 04:15:24 PM  
rabidferret
Thanks! 1st thing that came to mind...

 
Christian Bale 2008-04-27 04:15:56 PM  
Do we know for sure that the g-string cartwheel girl and Pastie Lady aren't the same person?

No, we do not.

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-04-27 04:15:59 PM  
I came here for the pasties.


/ignores boss
//waits for mo'pastie pics.

 
MassAsster 2008-04-27 04:16:16 PM  


more of said crazy loon
(NSFW sorta) - With video of said "nipples" ...

 
The_Warning 2008-04-27 04:16:33 PM  
www.pastyman.com

Mmmmm Pasties....

/knows difference between a pastie and a pasty

 
orclover 2008-04-27 04:16:43 PM  
I read the headline and the first thing I thought of was "Huh, guess Leslie is hanging out in L.A now...."


/Austin REPRESENT!

 
Alchemist93 2008-04-27 04:16:52 PM  
Buttle not Tuttle

Approves.

I came here for the Tom Waits reference, and was not disappointed.

/PS Brazil is one of my favorite movies.

 
Abattur 2008-04-27 04:20:38 PM  
I think that is kinda cute.

Also TITS!

 
sunshine_mcbihface [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:22:13 PM  
She's not hurting anyone, and she's just trying to do her part, misguided as it may be. The only problems people seem to have are with her *gasp* barely-there garments. I wish people would get over their ridiculous fear of the naked human body. If I want to run around naked, damnit, I should be allowed to run around naked!

 
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