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(Daily Mail) Scary Chanel's top fashion designer wants Kurt Cobain's daughter to be the face of the new Chanel campaign. This news probably would have blown Kurt's mind   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 183
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TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 02:49:35 AM  
Sorry, but Bean Bag is not remotely hot.

She looks too much like her mother, and it's never a good thing when a 15 year old, looks like her 44 year old mother.

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 02:49:41 AM  
Oh, subby.

 
Bukharin's Lady Friend 2008-04-27 02:56:26 AM  
she's not ugly, and she's got kind of a look that i can see working for modeling. and jesus christ, karl lagerfield is no silver fox.

 
naveline 2008-04-27 03:01:09 AM  
This calls for an extra large helping of "hhhuhhh-DURRRRR!"

 
slobarnuts 2008-04-27 03:06:13 AM  
THey dug up the ONE photo where Courtney doesn't look like a heifer on crack.

 
Cinletharwi 2008-04-27 03:12:36 AM  
Wonder if she knows mommy killed daddy

 
KoalaFace [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:05:13 AM  
slobarnuts: THey dug up the ONE photo where Courtney doesn't look like a heifer on crack.

i don't think looking like a botoxed barbie doll is any better.


She's a pretty girl, but if she wasn't kurt cobain and courtney love's daughter she would be nothing.

 
slobarnuts 2008-04-27 04:12:34 AM  
KoalaFace: i don't think looking like a botoxed barbie doll is any better.

eh? Courtney is pretty damn pretty in that picture, regardless of the botox. As opposed to every other picture, where she is basically hideous.

Her daughter definitely has her dad's face though.

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 04:26:27 AM  
slobarnuts: Her daughter definitely has her dad's face though.
Did she scrape it off the ceiling and put it in a (heart-shaped) box??

 
Tobias Rieper 2008-04-27 04:30:38 AM  
...that..is going to be the next face of Chanel...

ok...

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 07:31:44 AM  
I was confused by this and had to hit Google: 15-year-old Frances, whose father was rock star Kurt Cobain - famous for grunge rock anthems such as Smells Like Teen Spirit before his suicide in 1991.

He died in 1994, not 1991, according to The Internet. I'm happy to say I didn't remember the year.

And, no, not a fashion model is she.

 
Bob Down 2008-04-27 08:05:35 AM  
I can see her face being splashed all across the media. Sorta like daddy's

 
Ima10urin8 [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 08:25:33 AM  
Cobain had blue eyes
one blew that way, the other blew the other way

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-04-27 08:27:31 AM  
I can see her face being splashed all across the media livingroom. Sorta like daddy's
/fixed that for ya...

 
Rodeodoc 2008-04-27 08:29:05 AM  
"Courtney is concerned about Frances pursuing a catwalk career at such a young age, so she has been involved in all the talks so far."


Thanks goodness Courtney is using her common sense and good judgment to help her child negotiate this deal.

/train wreck acomin'

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-04-27 08:34:08 AM  
img2.timeinc.net
better pic of her... girls need to stop with that "yarr, i be havin' only 1 eye and be too cheap for an eyepatch yarr" hairstyle

/hotlinked
//still don't think she's anything special to look at.
///courtney killed kurt
////slashies

 
zekebullseye 2008-04-27 08:34:24 AM  
That girl's boobs look very strange. Could she have had implants already?

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 08:35:31 AM  
Not surprising, since Karl wears those blind guy sunglasses all the time.

 
Z1P2 2008-04-27 08:36:46 AM  
careful not to get too famous, or mom will have to kill you too.

 
Canephins 2008-04-27 08:36:50 AM  
"She's only young, but..."

Yep, that is about it. That is about all.

 
Jacques Lestrap 2008-04-27 08:37:54 AM  
Successful photo model, or rock star suicide, both need just one killer shot

 
mikem004 2008-04-27 08:38:30 AM  
I really don't think she looks like a model, unless their campaign is "I be plain and look sexy in Chanel and so can you!" It'll play well in the flyover states

 
richwell 2008-04-27 08:39:22 AM  
Is that the mighty hand of god hanging off the arm of cl? Boxer and Botoxer!

 
Z1P2 2008-04-27 08:39:35 AM  
I wonder if this in any way puts a smelly chick trifecta in play.

 
LordJiro 2008-04-27 08:40:59 AM  
Thank you, subby. Now I'm going to hell for laughing at your headline.

/subsequent jokes made me chuckle too. Window seat, please.

 
forestwalker 2008-04-27 08:44:39 AM  
She looks so much like her dad... It is her freaking eyes, an exact replica of her father's.

Leave it to farkers to make retarded comments about her "hotness" etc in regard to being a "model" For starters, fashion labels and cosmetics brands have begun switching from super-thin emaciated weirdos to softer, more human looking women. Aditionally, she is an attractive girl, with a VERY marketable face (soft features, good skin, familiar (looks like dad)). I hope, however, she decides not to do this kind of stuff. Stay out of the spotlight and do something useful with your life.

 
Mosey 2008-04-27 08:44:46 AM  
Meh, if her dad wasn't famous she would have to pay $1000 to get the modeling contact like everyone else. She looks very average to me. Not ugly at all, but there are better looking women selling perfume at Macys.

Smart move by Chanel to even drop her name because they got free press.

 
geetus 2008-04-27 08:46:53 AM  
Almost every girl I know is better looking than her. I'm not saying I know a ton of hot chicks, either.

I'm going to assume Courtney is up to her usual slutbag ways and is letting uncle Karl (heh) give it to her in exchange for Francis to be on a couple of magazine covers. In other words, posturing for retirement.

 
Jim_Callahan 2008-04-27 08:51:06 AM  
mikem004: I really don't think she looks like a model, unless their campaign is "I be plain and look sexy in Chanel and so can you!" It'll play well in the flyover states

It'll play well in any state where the women have low self esteem. So 51/50 isn't bad for penetration.

//Puerto Rico counts, i guess?

 
Ronin_S 2008-04-27 08:54:34 AM  
Am I the only one who has noticed her freaky bug-eyes?

 
feba 2008-04-27 08:56:05 AM  
Low blow, subby.

/I still laughed
//felt bad about it afterwards.

 
siromega 2008-04-27 08:57:12 AM  
Wow, when was that picture of Courtney taken? She doesn't look strung out for once. I didn't even recognize her.

Anyways, her face is a chubby version of her fathers. Kinda scary.

 
TwistedFark 2008-04-27 09:00:58 AM  
I would like someone to red card the guy that said she was "incredibly pretty".

If that's what passes for incredibly pretty these days, then I say we smash the Venus De Milo and replace it with a plaster bust of Amy Winehouse smoking a crack pipe.

Look, I'm not saying the girl is a total dog, but she's average-ish looking and frankly at 15, she'd still be a nobody if it wasn't for her famous (and deceased) father.

Hasn't Paris Hilton basically cornered the market on "famous for being famous" celebrity-dom? Do we really need more of this shiat?

 
Jim_in_Erie_CO 2008-04-27 09:04:11 AM  
"Incredibly pretty face"?????
Well, that certainly depends on the definition of "pretty", doesn't it?
Have to agree that without 'famous' parents, she'd have made no splash.

 
forestwalker 2008-04-27 09:07:03 AM  
forestwalker: She looks so much like her dad... It is her freaking eyes, an exact replica of her father's.

Leave it to farkers to make retarded comments about her "hotness" etc in regard to being a "model" For starters, fashion labels and cosmetics brands have begun switching from super-thin emaciated weirdos to softer, more human looking women. Aditionally, she is an attractive girl, with a VERY marketable face (soft features, good skin, familiar (looks like dad)). I hope, however, she decides not to do this kind of stuff. Stay out of the spotlight and do something useful with your life.



Exhibit A in support of suitability:

f.hatena.ne.jp

/hotlinked

 
st.theresa 2008-04-27 09:07:31 AM  
ZAZ: He died in 1994, not 1991, according to The Internet. I'm happy to say I didn't remember the year.

I knew the math didn't follow, and I was trying to figure out with "personal" landmarks what year it was. 1991 I was friends with the guy I married, '92 we were dating, but after that I couldn't remember when we each moved, because I know we spent the day at his old apartment when we found out about Kurt. A bird flew violently into the glass window and crashed to the porch and stayed motionless for at least three minutes. It then shook it off, and flew away.

Frances could have some potential but give her some time to grow up, for crying out loud.

 
Lumoclear 2008-04-27 09:08:20 AM  
I wonder if she has the same publicist as those attention whore Growing up Gotti guidos.

 
Peace On Earth 2008-04-27 09:13:43 AM  
img175.imageshack.us

They took our jerbs!

 
Live After Death 2008-04-27 09:16:40 AM  
I remember seeing my sister crying on the couch when Kurt killed himself. I just laughed.

 
pvrhye 2008-04-27 09:18:53 AM  
Suicide in 91? Doesn't sound right. I'm leaning 94

 
Hollie Maea 2008-04-27 09:19:21 AM  
KoalaFace: She's a pretty girl, but if she wasn't kurt cobain and courtney love's daughter she would be nothing.

Yeah, and if I weren't skinny I'd be fat. What's your point?

 
Trance750 [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 09:22:03 AM  
TommyymmoT: Sorry, but Bean Bag is not remotely hot.

She looks too much like her mother, and it's never a good thing when a 15 year old, looks like her 44 year old mother.



Nor when a 44 yr old acts like a 15 yr old

 
TheRameres 2008-04-27 09:23:50 AM  
i300.photobucket.com

 
Mordis 2008-04-27 09:24:23 AM  
I'd hit it... in about 2 to 3 years.

/cannot do Wai Tu Yung
//Chinese gives me heartburn

 
AlgertMan 2008-04-27 09:25:01 AM  
Trance750: TommyymmoT: Sorry, but Bean Bag is not remotely hot.

She looks too much like her mother, and it's never a good thing when a 15 year old, looks like her 44 year old mother.


Nor when a 44 yr old acts like a 15 yr old


You're giving Love to much credit.

 
FelineMommy27 [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 09:25:46 AM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent
Ima10urin8
McKeesport Beer Baron
Subby


+1 to all of you
Also,
i89.photobucket.com

 
lilplatinum [TotalFark] 2008-04-27 09:28:14 AM  
Hopefully she has more talent then her overrated father.

/whats red and has more brains than cobain?
//his wall!

 
SJH9 2008-04-27 09:29:36 AM  
nice headline, Subby!

 
Spitzer wannabe 2008-04-27 09:31:14 AM  
the new fragrance??

Burnt gunpowder and fresh blood??????????????????

 
Oldiron_79 2008-04-27 09:32:41 AM  
Hey man, nice shot.

 
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