Friendly tip for submitter...it's you're (you are).

I stand corrected... It's late, and I was on the plane.

Marijuana is harmless, and does not affect the brain or decision making.

What about my smuggling?

COLOMBO CAIRO, Egypt TOKYO MADRID KINSHASA

Wait.. where???

nekom: Wait.. where???

Not , for a change.

The above advice is doubly true if you happen to be smuggling it rectally at the time.

/do NOT picture that

dahmers love zombie: The above advice is doubly true if you happen to be smuggling it rectally at the time.

/do NOT picture that

gootse bong?

/sorry

There's nothing in the article to suggest that the pilot was smoking the goods.

nekom: COLOMBO CAIRO, Egypt TOKYO MADRID KINSHASA

Wait.. where???

You beat me to it.

You know, it's just around the New York, Ontario, Galapagos area.

In Egypt, reporters get to sample their stories.

COLOMBO CAIRO, Egypt TOKYO MADRID KINSHASA - Police are investigating...

I guess they decided to list all the countries they flew over?

/taking the scenic route

Should have talked to this guy, I heard he invented a smokeless bong.

COLOMBO CAIRO, Egypt TOKYO MADRID KINSHASA

Wait until AFTER you write your article before smoking some of the 440 pounds of hash you're writing about.

/Or maybe it was just a really farking enormous crash?

The smokeless ones look kinda funny though:

The Mary Jane in the plane falls mainly in Spain

/Fixed the headline for ya there.

COLOMBO CAIRO, Egypt TOKYO
MADRID KINSHASA don't forget Winona,
Kingsman, Barstow, San Bernadino...

/If you've got plans to motor west smuggle hash

Doesn´t surprise me a damn bit that the bankers in Spain are drug smugglers. I can´t take a leak in a bar around here without waiting for the half-dozen cokeheads to finish doing what they´re doing. One would think that the cops would care, but they don´t. Their equivalent to the ATF, DEA and National Guard in one policing entity are basically Highway Patrol with MP5s instead of pistols.

/Spain: the country so farked-up the Mexicans make fun of them.

Only users lose drugs.

I think I can handle that level of responsibility. Is there anyone from HR handy to whom I can submit my resume?

tehotherbilly: Only users lose drugs.

i second that statement.

I just finished watching Super High Me, am listening to Last Dance With Mary Jane, and eating cookies, and that headline just came along at the right time.

/In related news, the average price of a joint on the street remains unaffected, but we'll see how it fairs in early dealing on Monday

Anyone who likes lolcats needs to be stabbed to death

sv: Anyone who likes lolcats needs to be stabbed to death

i live in beijing, i'll be waiting for u.

sv: Anyone who likes lolcats needs to be stabbed to death

Well, that's like, you're opinion, man.

/Violent much?

Bringin' in a couple o' keys.

I blame my spelling and grammatical errors in previous comments I've posted on the ... beer and the iPod touch.

/I'm still thirsty

Oh man - what a great place to have a dutch oven.

zoro1: Oh man - what a great place to have a dutch oven.

*insert obligatory joke about first-responders needing nachos here*

zoro1: Oh man - what a great place to have a dutch oven.

Uh, I always thought a dutch oven was farting in bed and throwing the covers over your significant other´s head.

/*Insert Obligatory "The Princess Bride" Quote Here*

Reality is just a crutch for people who don't have the courage to face psycedelics.

(obligatory.)

Excen: zoro1: Oh man - what a great place to have a dutch oven.

Uh, I always thought a dutch oven was farting in bed and throwing the covers over your significant other´s head.

/*Insert Obligatory "The Princess Bride" Quote Here*

I gave a chick a dutch oven once, i thought she was sleeping and she probably was but it was an especially bad one and she woke up choking lmao... good times good times...

WolfinPHX [TotalFark]
I just finished watching Super High Me, am listening to Last Dance With Mary Jane, and eating cookies, and that headline just came along at the right time.

/In related news, the average price of a joint on the street remains unaffected, but we'll see how it fairs in early dealing on Monday

How YOU doin'?

Excen: Doesn´t surprise me a damn bit that the bankers in Spain are drug smugglers. I can´t take a leak in a bar around here without waiting for the half-dozen cokeheads to finish doing what they´re doing. One would think that the cops would care, but they don´t. Their equivalent to the ATF, DEA and National Guard in one policing entity are basically Highway Patrol with MP5s instead of pistols.

/Spain: the country so farked-up the Mexicans make fun of them.

I've met the guy, he's really into airplanes but I doubt he's smuggling hash, the money wouldn't be worth his while.

Excen: Their equivalent to the ATF, DEA and National Guard in one policing entity are basically Highway Patrol with MP5s instead of pistols.
/Spain: the country so farked-up the Mexicans make fun of them.

Heh. Dunno about Mexico, but, yeah the Guardia Civil are a European style Gendarmerie and are more interested in appearances and the letter of the law than the spirit of the law.

Gobobo: I've met the guy, he's really into airplanes but I doubt he's smuggling hash, the money wouldn't be worth his while.

So he´s more of a nose-candy-type instead of a mmmmmm-candy-bars-type. He´s still assisting in the illegal importation and distribution of controlled substances and income tax evasion, among other crimes. Regardless, this guy is in need of a serious PR push distancing himself from the people illegally using his property to poison the minds and bodies of his countrymen.

/Doesn´t really care, seeing as how Santander has to find some way to pay that $100 million fine for their F1 team

ethics-gradient: Excen: Their equivalent to the ATF, DEA and National Guard in one policing entity are basically Highway Patrol with MP5s instead of pistols.
/Spain: the country so farked-up the Mexicans make fun of them.

Heh. Dunno about Mexico, but, yeah the Guardia Civil are a European style Gendarmerie and are more interested in appearances and the letter of the law than the spirit of the law.

No, the Guardia Civil are not soldiers, gendarmes or even lawmen in the western sense. They are paper-pushing desk-jockey bureaucrats with automatic firearms. The streets of Spain are drug-infested and covered in graffiti and the policing entities, from the Guardia Civil on down to the local beat cops, truly don´t give a shiat. At least Mexican police are outmanned and outgunned; they have an excuse to be poor law-enforcement officers. The Spanish have no such excuse. I guess it´s the remenant mentality left-over from the days of Francisco Franco or something having to do with the fact they´re all "Viva King-o Juan Carlos the German" serfs or something.

/Spain is a shiathole. Nothing but 500-year-old churches and eurotrash with bad haircuts.

haven't seen any hash in the states in years

england yes

Excen: ethics-gradient: Excen: Their equivalent to the ATF, DEA and National Guard in one policing entity are basically Highway Patrol with MP5s instead of pistols.
/Spain: the country so farked-up the Mexicans make fun of them.

Heh. Dunno about Mexico, but, yeah the Guardia Civil are a European style Gendarmerie and are more interested in appearances and the letter of the law than the spirit of the law.

No, the Guardia Civil are not soldiers, gendarmes or even lawmen in the western sense. They are paper-pushing desk-jockey bureaucrats with automatic firearms. The streets of Spain are drug-infested and covered in graffiti and the policing entities, from the Guardia Civil on down to the local beat cops, truly don´t give a shiat. At least Mexican police are outmanned and outgunned; they have an excuse to be poor law-enforcement officers. The Spanish have no such excuse. I guess it´s the remenant mentality left-over from the days of Francisco Franco or something having to do with the fact they´re all "Viva King-o Juan Carlos the German" serfs or something.

/Spain is a shiathole. Nothing but 500-year-old churches and eurotrash with bad haircuts.

You're a douche bag. I take it you are American? Not that all 'mericans are douche bags, but you sound like the special kind of breed of douche bags only made in America.

gbv23: haven't seen any hash in the states in years

england yes

You're doing it wrong.

It's out there, but people are sitting on it because mostly it's home made and not for sale.

It's easy to make very high quality blonde hash.

Excen: Gobobo: I've met the guy, he's really into airplanes but I doubt he's smuggling hash, the money wouldn't be worth his while.

So he´s more of a nose-candy-type instead of a mmmmmm-candy-bars-type. He´s still assisting in the illegal importation and distribution of controlled substances and income tax evasion, among other crimes. Regardless, this guy is in need of a serious PR push distancing himself from the people illegally using his property to poison the minds and bodies of his countrymen.

/Doesn´t really care, seeing as how Santander has to find some way to pay that $100 million fine for their F1 team

Yep, either that or he gets all the majors not to publish at all, I've only found it on Bloomberg and the above. Apparently his property is 42 square miles - iestupendo!

to smitty

if you had left out "some of" i think the headline would be much better

that is all

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0399151850/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-0763498-2323111#rea der-link

Malinki: gbv23: haven't seen any hash in the states in years

england yes

You're doing it wrong.

It's out there, but people are sitting on it because mostly it's home made and not for sale.

It's easy to make very high quality blonde hash.

Bubble-bags, my man... bubble bags.
Homemade hash FTW.

naveline: Marijuana is harmless, and does not affect the brain or decision making.

If it doesn't do anything to your brain then how does it get you high? It may not do anything seriously damaging or lasting but it does do something.

No, the Guardia Civil are not soldiers, gendarmes or even lawmen in the western sense. They are a Gendarmerie in fact, based on the French model.
They are paper-pushing desk-jockey bureaucrats with automatic firearms. True that, but although inefficient, clueless and thuggish they don't seem corrupt.
I guess it´s the remenant mentality left-over from the days of Francisco Franco or something having to do with the fact they´re all "Viva King-o Juan Carlos the German" serfs or something.
Yeah correct on the Franco thing, they were never cleaned up as a force hence the survival of a bunch of fat old fascist Guardias, but don't dis the king, he made Spain into a democracy and held the line when the Guardia Civil stormed into parliament and tried a coup.

/Spain is a shiathole. Nothing but 500-year-old churches and eurotrash with bad haircuts. I quite like Spain, you have a point about the haircuts though. Viva El Mullet!


gbv23:
haven't seen any hash in the states in years
england yes Plenty of good Moroccan stuff in southern Spain of course but not seen anything but that nasty skunk weed in Inglaterra for years now.

Shatner's Toupee: Malinki: gbv23: haven't seen any hash in the states in years

england yes

You're doing it wrong.

It's out there, but people are sitting on it because mostly it's home made and not for sale.

It's easy to make very high quality blonde hash.

Bubble-bags, my man... bubble bags.
Homemade hash FTW.

Personally, for the time/effort involved, I prefer BHO.

But of course there's always QWISO and simple shake-n-press.

If anyone's interested but you can't find out more from those terms, you fail at the internet.

Howard Marks is unimpressed.

So did this happen in COLOMBO CAIRO, Egypt TOKYO MADRID KINSHASA?