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(FARK) Dumbass Dear Abby, I have a really hilarious idea for a YouTube video (Yahoo deleted it, but contents pasted in the first post. LGT thread)   (forums.fark.com) divider line 289
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Sgt. Expendable [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 09:39:09 AM  
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reyalfonso 2008-04-26 09:46:46 AM  
For all that didn't see this wonderful work of art before yahoo deleted it:

From devin d

Would this be illigal?
Me and my friends were thinking of pranking a 7-11 store. We were going to film it and put it on youtube just for laughs. We were going to do is park the car around the corner and have one of my friends dressed like a burglar go in and rob them for $10 dollars. Then he would get the $10 run back to our car and then we would pull into the parking lot and pull up to the gas tank like we were going to get gas. Then have my same friend dressed in just regular clothing go in and pay for the gas with the same $10. Would this in anyway be illigal?

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3 hours ago
I don't get how it's stealing if we are going to give it back. F-that. Were going to go do it anyway.

1 hour ago
This worked out great. The casher laughed his *** off when he relized that it was a joke. I will post the link to the youtube video later.

8 minutes ago
It's a done deal. We did it and the casheir laughed his *** off like I have said before. Sooo many dickriders on this one. Ha. I feel famous because of all this. Kind of like a young Al Capone.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 07:11:18 PM  
These people are your future teachers, leaders, and guardians

 
TManPsycho 2008-04-26 07:16:22 PM  
Every time I read a story like this, my desire to have children goes down a little bit knowing they're going to live in a world with these people.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 07:24:43 PM  
In some cases abortion should be made retroactive.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 07:25:51 PM  
I'm not commenting here to watch this question for later.

/I provided my answer, I'm dj_bigbird

 
Psychotropic 2008-04-26 07:27:09 PM  
It would make a great video if the clerk is armed and doesn't feel like being robbed today by some punk.

Better yet would be the cops pulling in as they're pumping gas after the robbery and blowing the whole car full of morons away.

 
dstanley 2008-04-26 07:29:30 PM  
Wow, what's the longest delay between a link and a greenlight?

 
kiwimark 2008-04-26 07:40:52 PM  
i followed your lead dj_bigbird and added my 2 cents


is it just me or kids growing up watching JACKASS and PUNK'D getting dumb and dumber??

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 07:47:34 PM  
The headline was changed from "Would this be illegal" to the Dear Abby question. I like the Dear Abby headline better.

 
parkedr [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 07:49:03 PM  
Seriously, can one of you tards tell me how this is stealing IF THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK ANYWAYS???!!!!!

 
TexasPeace [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:00:03 PM  
shenanigans, there's nobody that stupid

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:11:18 PM  
parkedr: Seriously, can one of you tards tell me how this is stealing IF THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK ANYWAYS???!!!!!

What am I missing? They take $10, but $10 worth of gas and give $10 back. They stole $10 worth of gas.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:12:30 PM  
"get" not "but"

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2008-04-26 08:14:31 PM  
Throw a puppy at them.

 
parkedr [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:19:19 PM  
ExJerseyGirl:
What am I missing? They take $10, but $10 worth of gas and give $10 back.


BUT THEY ARE PAYING BACK THE $10!!!!

 
Cerie [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:23:38 PM  
I fear for the future....Someone hold me.

 
BZWingZero [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:29:49 PM  
parkedr: BUT THEY ARE PAYING BACK THE $10!!!!

In exchange for $10 in gas.

Start:
Idiots start with $0, station with $10 + $10 gas
Idiots take $10, station now has $0 + $10 gas
Idiots use the money and now have $10 gas, station now has $10 + 0 gas
End result:
Idiots $10 gas, Station $10
Net loss of $10 for the station

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-04-26 08:33:29 PM  
How long before police dedicate officers to do nothing but check youtube, facebook, and myspace for morans posting evidence of their illegal activates?

 
mike143708 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:42:30 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is since they're PAYING BACK THE $10.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:43:32 PM  
mike143708: I don't see what the big deal is since they're PAYING BACK THE $10.

They still stole $10 worth of gas.

 
WalkingSnake 2008-04-26 08:43:47 PM  
parkedr: Seriously, can one of you tards tell me how this is stealing IF THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK ANYWAYS???!!!!!

In that case, give me your car.

It's not stealing, I'm gonna bring it back in a couple weeks.

 
Goldeneye007 2008-04-26 08:44:05 PM  
mike143708: I don't see what the big deal is since they're PAYING BACK THE $10.

But they're paying back the $10 and receiving gas too. There's a net change of -$10 to the store because the occupants get $10 worth of gas, and the store ends up with nothing.

 
I_AM_M 2008-04-26 08:44:42 PM  
It would be more interesting to see them get busted on youtube.

 
WalkingSnake 2008-04-26 08:44:50 PM  
mike143708: I don't see what the big deal is since they're PAYING BACK THE $10.

Run in to a store and pretend to rob them. Don't even take any money, just hold a gun up to the teller's face, that's all, and threaten to shoot them.

Just see how amazingly funny and un-illegal it is. =D

 
WhotheWhatNow 2008-04-26 08:45:59 PM  
haha we stole ten bucks, but no really, here's that money back, haha but we're taking this gas. farking comedy gold i tells ya!

 
El Chode [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:46:06 PM  
The Aristocrats!

 
LoonieCobber 2008-04-26 08:46:29 PM  
Apparently, in addition to a lack of understanding of basic spelling, there are plenty of people (see all the comments, above) that lack a basic understanding of math.

/wants to borrow $10 off of many of the posters in this thread

 
sunshine_mcbihface [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:47:27 PM  
I 100% think this is stupid, but anyway:

"Then he would get the $10 run back to our car and then we would pull into the parking lot and pull up to the gas tank like we were going to get gas."

So, I think they weren't going to actually pump any gas, so they'd really just be giving the $10 back.

/still think it's stupid.

 
Ihaveanevilparrot 2008-04-26 08:47:30 PM  
Calm down. There have always been dumbasses like this, but now thanks to the internet we can view their stupidity for our own enjoyment.

Razorwolf: These people are your future teachers, leaders, and guardians

I somehow doubt that poster is doing to be any of those...

Unless by leader you mean head fry cook.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:47:36 PM  
It's times like these I wish 7-11 employees were allowed to pack heat.

 
wldncrzy14 2008-04-26 08:47:59 PM  
God, I hope you Farkers are just being sarcastic..

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-04-26 08:48:06 PM  
I say we 'Down thumb' all the people who say this is a bad idea.

See our kids do learn.

/tards

 
mjk42 2008-04-26 08:48:20 PM  
kiwimark: i followed your lead dj_bigbird and added my 2 cents


is it just me or kids growing up watching JACKASS and PUNK'D getting dumb and dumber??

I think it's both you and kids growing up watching JACKASS and PUNK'd getting dumb and dumber.

 
ebonada 2008-04-26 08:48:26 PM  
I have any idea, while you're filming it why don't you shoot the cashier too? That would be hilarious.

Part of me thinks it's a fake post. Perhaps there's hope yet.

 
velvet revolution 2008-04-26 08:49:21 PM  
TManPsycho
Every time I read a story like this, my desire to have children goes down a little bit knowing they're going to live in a world with these people.

yeah, plus my uterus shrivels up every time I see those dumb push-over parents that raise these screaming tyrants that are not even potty trained at age 4.

 
Puke 2008-04-26 08:49:53 PM  
Razorwolf: These people are your future teachers, leaders, and guardians

You mean prisoners, scumbag politicians, and dead.

 
HoratioGates 2008-04-26 08:49:58 PM  
Stupid is as stupid does.

Reckless endangerment
Public nuisance
Armed robbery
Conspiracy
and maybe something relating to causing a false police report to be filed.

They'd also be liable for any injuries to anyone that could be in any way related back to the prank. If a lady in the back of the store starts having panic attacks because of this you'll be civilly liable. If the cops responding to the call hit someone with their car on the way to the gas station, your criminally and civilly liable. They might even be liable for damages for anyone who doesn't get police help because the police are busy responding to this.

 
blondiegrrl007 2008-04-26 08:50:01 PM  
I_AM_M: It would be more interesting to see them get busted on youtube.

It would be hilarious to watch one of the little tards take a gunshot to the face on the YouTube.

 
ctobio 2008-04-26 08:50:15 PM  
Uh.parkedr: Seriously, can one of you tards tell me how this is stealing IF THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK ANYWAYS???!!!!!

Because they are stealing it in the first place. The fact that they intend to bring it back is irrelevant. Robbery is robbery. If you could get away with robbery by just giving back what you stole, there'd be a lot less people in jail.

Lets play through this scenario:

1. Random stranger threatens you, takes your money, and runs around the block.
2. 10 minutes later, he comes back with your money.
3. You share a good laugh. Ha ha! That was funny how you stole my money only to give it back.

Does that sound like a scenario you would be amused by?

Now, the reason this is stupid is that somewhere in the middle of this process, any number of things can go wrong:

1. Cashier pulls out a gun from under the counter and empties his gun into one of these miscreants. Or, maybe not even the cashier- how about an off-duty (or on duty) cop or a concerned citizen?
2. The police arrive before they get a chance to give back the money- and miss out on the "haha! just kidding" part.

I am waiting for the day I hear about some moron teens who got their dumb selves shot because they wanted to post their antics to youtube.

 
kirishima 2008-04-26 08:50:45 PM  
I have a really hilarious idea for a youtube video

No, you don't.

 
am_svperstar 2008-04-26 08:51:07 PM  
parkedr

I bow to your superior trolling abilities.

 
Scythed 2008-04-26 08:51:12 PM  
Yahoo! Answers is right up there with Youtube commenters, posters on the Gametrailers forums and Fark for stupidest community.

/Kidding about Fark

 
jimpoz 2008-04-26 08:51:58 PM  
I just watched the movie Rob Roy last night. This seems familiar.

For this to truly follow the events of that film, the 7-Eleven clerk should get to kill this guy with a sword.

 
Smellvin 2008-04-26 08:52:06 PM  
ebonada: I have any idea, while you're filming it why don't you shoot the cashier too? That would be hilarious.

Part of me thinks it's a fake post. Perhaps there's hope yet.


Then they could dress up in furry raccoon costumes, shiat on his corpse, and both skullfark him in both sockets at the same time using blood as lubricant. Afterwards, they could get a reaction shot of his family watching the video. It'd be hilarious!

 
blkhwk86 2008-04-26 08:52:09 PM  
ebonada: I have any idea, while you're filming it why don't you shoot the cashier too? That would be hilarious.

Part of me thinks it's a fake post. Perhaps there's hope yet.


Why don't you also put on ski masks? I'm sure they'll think it's funny. What a dumbass! Seriously, where the hell do these idiots come from?? and why the hell were they allowed to reproduce?

 
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox 2008-04-26 08:52:12 PM  
Whenever I read youtube or yahoo answers comments, I weep for our species.

Just nuke the planet from orbit, it's all over.

 
ultramoderate 2008-04-26 08:52:29 PM  
Do you people realize that you can pre-pay for gas? Maybe I'm giving these kids too much credit, but I think that's what their plan is.

It's only stealing if they actually pump the gas after giving the $10 back. Or if the cops catch them before the give it back.

Can't wait for the video.

 
ImNotFatImFluffy 2008-04-26 08:53:23 PM  
parkedr: So i can hold you up at gunpoint right now, and take your car, use up all the gas and eat the bag of peanuts you have in the cup holder, return the car and everything will be alright? Nice i hate having to pay for my own gas.... pizza delivery has become a real pain in the ass lately.

 
Ihaveanevilparrot 2008-04-26 08:53:38 PM  
On that note, how is babby formed? (new window)

 
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