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(USA Today) Florida Muggers sick of getting their asses handed to them by retirees give up on the elderly, mug a 6-year old instead (with dazzling mugshot)   (blogs.usatoday.com) divider line 42
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Mythy [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:09:08 PM  
Looks like a real 'tough guy'...........:(

 
PullmyHair 2008-04-26 02:18:00 PM  
So much for milk and cookies after school

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:24:03 PM  
that picture is beggin for a caption.

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-04-26 07:46:33 PM  
I usually am against the death penalty, but that kid is a total waste of oxygen and will never contribute anything to society.
Kill him now and save the cash.

100 bucks says he will end up in prison within 2 years.

 
I_AM_M 2008-04-26 07:57:50 PM  
Typical

 
sirrerun 2008-04-26 08:00:07 PM  
OMG, it's Riley Freeman.

 
Tophersky 2008-04-26 08:00:50 PM  
It's just the man, trying to keep him down. He is the true victim. Just look at him, I'm sure he is a real upstanding citizen.

 
mrEdude 2008-04-26 08:01:40 PM  
man, the days of real tough guys is long gone
when it takes ten gangbangers to mug someone
or two arseholes to rob a little kid

i was standing on the corner a while ago when about ten Tamil kids came running to beat on two white kids right in front of me.

"Jesus christ," I told them, "How many of you does it take to beat on one dude?"

Fuhkin pussies.

 
webcomixwife 2008-04-26 08:05:26 PM  
Who lets a six-year old go to the convienience store by themselves anyway?!!!

 
JewZeppy 2008-04-26 08:07:28 PM  
I was wondering what the Wayans were doing lately.

 
castufari 2008-04-26 08:13:47 PM  
Put a bullet in his head and be done with it. Ends the possibility of his breeding. While you're at it nuke the rest of the little shiat stains, too.

 
itsfullofstars 2008-04-26 08:15:50 PM  
This too will go bad for the tough guys. Eventually they are going to meet up with a 6 year old like this:

graphics.jsonline.com

and are going to get it right in the huevos.

 
itsfullofstars 2008-04-26 08:17:45 PM  
sirrerun: OMG, it's Riley Freeman.


blogs.usatoday.comwww.myteespot.com

Damn, he's right!

 
blueviking 2008-04-26 08:19:07 PM  
sirrerun: OMG, it's Riley Freeman.

My mind...you read it.

Jebus, a farking six-year-old. Real big man now aren't ya, buddy? I say give the kid his whiffle bat and let him wail on the sonuvabiatch.

 
orchalcyon 2008-04-26 08:23:10 PM  
i161.photobucket.com I thought this particular add placement was appropriate

 
jso2897 2008-04-26 08:24:53 PM  
Do any of you ITGs really think you could concoct a fate for this asswipe that even approaches what his own karma and innate worthlessness are going to bring on him? You're amateurs - and 'Ol Man Reality is a pro - he's been in the business a long time, ya' know.

 
Maudite 2008-04-26 08:25:41 PM  
You're embarrassing your race dumbass.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 08:56:45 PM  
Mythy: Looks like a real 'tough guy'...........:(

yeah, he'll be really popular in prison

 
Dr Tad Winslow 2008-04-26 09:03:00 PM  
My thought is where is the mug shot of the grandmother after she was arrested? Who freakin' sends their six year old grandson out to the grocery store by themselves?

 
simpsonfan 2008-04-26 09:27:56 PM  
This is why we need less police and more vigilantes.

 
drdeity 2008-04-26 09:29:22 PM  
Unavailable for comment...

img150.imageshack.us

 
Voxton 2008-04-26 09:30:38 PM  
blogs.usatoday.com

Is it just me, or does anyone else (after reading the story) have a profound urge to just swing a crowbar into that face? I mean, I occasionally have destructive, negative urges that I'm well aware of, and do my best to avoid... But in this case, I think a crowbar would be a truly constructive, and positive development.

 
il Dottore 2008-04-26 09:42:13 PM  
Only one count?

Where's the assault charges?
Where's the battery charges?
Where's the child annoyance charges?

The arresting officer really crapped in his hat on this one.
The whole point in creating a pile of charges is to drive up the required bail and so that there is something to negotiate over for a plea bargain and still manage to keep the slime off of the street for a while.

He's got a purty mouth but Bubba ain't gonna benefit if the arresting officer doesn't do his job properly.

 
Nightmaretony 2008-04-26 09:42:50 PM  
Realize he will soon be a chef. That was most likely be his ambition as he is working hard towards salad tossing....

 
clambam 2008-04-26 09:53:23 PM  
I can't help but wonder if robbing this kid was as easy as taking candy from a baby.

 
Coelacanth 2008-04-26 09:54:02 PM  
Voxton: Is it just me, or does anyone else (after reading the story) have a profound urge to just swing a crowbar into that face? I mean, I occasionally have destructive, negative urges that I'm well aware of, and do my best to avoid... But in this case, I think a crowbar would be a truly constructive, and positive development.

No, you're not the only one. I think wastes of skin just like this one are just as much a menace to humanity as Global Warming or asteroids.

 
theironchef 2008-04-26 10:03:37 PM  
Nightmaretony: Realize he will soon be a chef. That was most likely be his ambition as he is working hard towards salad tossing....

Well played!

I was thinking to myself.... "Please please make sure everybody in the cell block knows what he did......."

 
Bith Set Me Up 2008-04-26 10:07:36 PM  
blogs.usatoday.com

Hey, where the white women at?

 
voyvf 2008-04-26 10:22:31 PM  
il Dottore: He's got a purty mouth

shiat. He's got chrome in his mouth. They'll just cornhole him until he can rival Sensei Goat Se.

 
technicolor-misfit 2008-04-26 10:31:38 PM  
Mythy - Looks like a real 'tough guy'...........:(

Laugh all you want, but I'd bet my bottom dollar that that guys IS the cold, ruthless bastard that all the ITG's pretend to be... and THAT is what makes him "tough." (or more aptly, dangerous)

I've seen guys with that look before. He's not preening or puffing up. I guarantee you that's a guy that's got no personal limits, nothing he won't do if he thinks he can get away with it. He'd probably cut your throat for a five-spot.

They're like barely-human sharks... They're just dead inside.

I oppose the death penalty, but if anyone makes me question my stance, it's guys like this.

At the end of the day, what he's done here isn't the worst thing in the world. It's pretty damn low, but he didn't really cause any drastic harm. But I'd put a paycheck on the wager that he's eventually gonna.

 
Ishidan [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 11:02:34 PM  
mrEdude 2008-04-26 08:01:40 PM
"Jesus christ," I told them, "How many of you does it take to beat on one dude?"

Fuhkin pussies.

I assume you told them that after beating their asses?

 
designerx2 2008-04-26 11:14:55 PM  
Where's DROx to defend this poor misunderstood gentleman? Oh yeah... it's the weekend and his gubment job doesn't pay him to surf and be the defender of all felonious blacks on the weekend.

 
Wulfman 2008-04-26 11:18:41 PM  
My 6 year old could take him, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 11:22:33 PM  
Ishidan: mrEdude 2008-04-26 08:01:40 PM
"Jesus christ," I told them, "How many of you does it take to beat on one dude?"

Fuhkin pussies.
I assume you told them that after beating their asses?


This suprises you? Look in any inner city, you will see that there is no such thing as a fair fight with these gang assholes. They are too pussy to fight one-on-one. Takes 5 of them on 1 guy to win.

 
sbrister 2008-04-26 11:55:13 PM  
sirrerun: OMG, it's Riley Freeman.

Came here to say that

 
evilstein 2008-04-27 12:07:04 PM  
This is what millions of dollars of welfare money are supporting.

what a piece of shiat.

 
limboslam 2008-04-27 09:30:10 PM  
CreepyBasementGuy: I usually am against the death penalty, but that kid is a total waste of oxygen and will never contribute anything to society.
Kill him now and save the cash.

100 bucks says he will end up in prison within 2 years.


Agreed. Kill him with fire, Man. Kill him with fire.

 
mmelarue 2008-04-27 10:44:08 PM  
I wonder if they'll get those two for child abuse too. Crazy ass people...

 
darkjedi1 2008-04-28 01:35:15 AM  
Hmmm 10 dollars to buy groceries? What the hell were they going to get for 10 dollars at the store? I hope those two assholes get whats coming to them in prison.

 
darkjedi1 2008-04-28 01:36:54 AM  
Hmmm figured that would be censored lol

 
SchwarzerWind 2008-04-28 05:19:43 AM  
So no one at the store saw two grown-ass "men" knocking down a six-year-old, snatch money from him, and he gets up and runs off crying?

That's the question I keep thinking, and no one's asking.

 
McLuvin 2008-04-28 10:59:17 AM  
"Many of the local governments in Florida do a great job providing information to the public through the Internet."

Fark being the main outlet?

 
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