Slow news day?

a fancy dress party? is that like a costume party but everyone is in ballroom drag? You silly Brits

I don't think Jason would ever attend a fancy dress party. He wasn't much of a clothes horse.

Costume parties to be outlawed.

The Terrorists have won.

Armed police called to a man wearing a mask and with a running chainsaw walking the streets. Turns out he was going to a fancy dress party. Now attending with brown trousers presumably

what did they call out? "hey you; man... can you shut down that saw so you can answer our questions?"

man heard to say back," My names Brian, not man"

Another one for the Crystal Lake police blotter

/Not even the 13th either

Dear lord. How farking stupid are the cops and the community members? I am ashamed to be a human. Oh wait, I'm not! Haha, suck it earthlings!

Yarr,
bring me my brown pants

"I'm off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's pussy."

Good thing this didn't happen in Boston, or he would have been arrested and tried for perpetrating a hoax.

/Boston resident
//My city is run by morans

Stepqhen: Yarr,
bring me my brown pants


that's exactly what i thought of when i heard that.

The chainsaw had no blade, but the cops insisted that he turn it off anyway?

Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?

Shop smart.....Shop S Mart!

I hate those formal affairs. Even to rent a tuxedo costs $75, and god help you if you get invited to something "white tie only." I don't even want to think about the hassle and expense you'd have to go to for a "dress chainsaw" party. Whatever happened to coat-and-tie? People are such snobs anymore.

It's a silly country where one has to note that this time it was armed police that were called.

Leatherface is always welcome at my fancy dress parties. Jason, not so much.

not impressed

Stepqhen: Yarr,
bring me my brown pants

AHAHAHAHA

Don't think I've heard that joke since middle school.

SpinStopper 2008-04-26 02:00:45 PM
The chainsaw had no blade, but the cops insisted that he turn it off anyway?

Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?

Global warming.

Only in the UK do you have to make the distinction between armed and unarmed police.

Oh, and:

not impressed

This.

Armed police

Here in the US, that's the only kind we have.

Turns out he was going to a fancy dress party.

Duh, look at the nice tie he was wearing.

SpinStopper The chainsaw had no blade, but the cops insisted that he turn it off anyway?

Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?

Well, the cops probably knew some one else would call, and they'd be back out there again.

Although, even with the chainsaw off, just toting it and wandering down the street in a hockey mask, I'd imagine they still got alot of calls.

Or then again, not. I don't know. ;p

In case of psycho emergency, I just remember the state law here; make sure both of his legs are inside your house, and it's perfectly legal to kill him dead.

/no really
//you should probably knock before entering

THAT'S what 'Fancy Dress Party' means?

Sh*t, I thought it meant I needed a tiara and a shawl or some f*cking thing.

reddsharkk- my namesake is intrigued, and wishes to subsrcibe to your newsletter.

Fancy dress? I say, good show old chap!

No blade? He must have been looking for an armored truck to rob.

SpinStopper: The chainsaw had no blade, but the cops insisted that he turn it off anyway?

Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?

no they are right where they always have been.

"Nuh uhh. You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?" - Biggie Shorty

Maybe he was that mook in that AWFUL ad for VW's Sign-THEN-Drive B.S.

I suppose if this had happened in the USA the police would have simply shot this man. Luckily, he lived in a civilised country.

Goodfella: "Nuh uhh. You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?" - Biggie Shorty

Hilarious movie.

He should have been arrested for getting his horror movies mixed up. Jason never had a chainsaw.

WHAT? Pants, WHAT?

Ya, but he had Bud Light!

And bonesdilligaf, nice Monty Python reference! I'm being repressed!

"The film character Jason is best known from the Friday the 13th horror films."

Does this mean that there is actually something else that he's known from?