Fenster was found last week......

Hopefully the local priest has a high Charisma...

I wondered where the hell Nicole Richie went.

No Sparta reference yet?

Would the guy get to keep the bones if the body was not identified?

A year? A year? how in the holy heck did you not notice something before now? Did you think that it was a wind chime? WTF happened to the rest of the bones? Did it not smell? At first at least? So many questions....

ApocoLypstick: Did you think that it was a wind chime?

*rushes to market new all-natural, carbon-neutral, no-fat, sugar-free windchime product*

Boojum2k: *rushes to market new all-natural, carbon-neutral, no-fat, sugar-free windchime product*

We could be rich!

I hate when people leave their holiday decorations up all year. This should have been taken down right after last Halloween. Leaving a dead body up in a tree is almost as bad as having your Christmas lights out all year.

Strange fruit they have there.

/Billie Holliday FTW.

SpiderQueenDemon: Strange fruit they have there.



How did you know it was gay?

Was it a cat?

real shaman: How did you know it was gay?

The location of the extra bone.

darkhorse23: Was it a cat?

You never find a cat skeleton in a tree.

SpiderQueenDemon: Strange fruit they have there.

/Billie Holliday FTW.



Nicely played.

Damn you, fluff girl, I came to say that!!!! GRRRRRR

And I would have made it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

It seems the kite eating tree has moved on to people.

Supposed to leave it in the closet...

/I'll leave now
//sorry

Has anyone informed Jesse and Al of this development?

The Hide and Go seek champion of 1885 has been found after all!

Was it upside down with a fork shoved up its ass?

Good...we don't have to hear anymore about D.B. Cooper!

I bet his name was Chad

ApocoLypstick: A year? A year? how in the holy heck did you not notice something before now? Did you think that it was a wind chime? WTF happened to the rest of the bones? Did it not smell? At first at least? So many questions....

This is Florida. Need I say more? And the rest of the bones probably blew away in a storm...

MaverickRL: I bet his name was Chad

Haha that was awesome....

There must have been brush fires in the area.

VictoryCabal: I hate when people leave their holiday decorations up all year. This should have been taken down right after last Halloween. Leaving a dead body up in a tree is almost as bad as having your Christmas lights out all year.

Spray paint it remotely dark in color and you'll Have Rev Al and the Nigerians all over ya to boot!

Hide-N-Seek.... It's a matter of life and death

MaverickRL wins the thread.

Santa?

Fluff Girl: Nic

Gee, that thread was over soon.

//Pick up your prize at customer service.

Fluff Girl: I wondered where the hell Nicole Richie went.

//Thread over.
////NOW pick up the prize, etc.

Same story only if it took place in London instead of Florida


"I say old bean, there appears to be the remains of some poor chap on the ear hole stuck in that timber. Shall we hump it to the telephone box and alert the constable?"

"It's probably some lousy Paddy. Besides, I'm a bit peckish. Let's ton it to the pub instead."

"Right-o, old man. I could use a ping pong tiddly anyway"


I have no idea why I just did that.

Wanted for questioning. Erm... I mean, wants you for questioning. And some DNA.

TSD
Good...we don't have to hear anymore about D.B. Cooper!

...I came here for the D.B. Cooper reference and was not disappointed.

Since no one else has said it, I will: YUCK!

did it have a top hat?

if i ever hang myself i am so going to wear a top hat.

Isn't there a racist joke about something like this?

SobrietyFighter: Isn't there a racist joke about something like this?

I am truly glad I am not the only one that chuckled and thought this. I'm going to hell.

Came here for Strange Fruit and D B Cooper.

/Wasn't disappointed
//Fark lives to promote a common cultural reference.

'What's that hanging from a neighbour's tree?' - Frank Zappa.

Fracktober, we cant forget the petechial hemmoraging! I dont care if it had eyeballs or not.

Too much foliage in Florida, which is flawed. They should flood the place.

UberDave Hopefully the local priest has a high Charisma...

This paladin appreciates what you said.
/Turn Undead

pooperator: Spray paint it remotely dark in color and you'll Have Rev Al and the Nigerians all over ya to boot!

Fail. Black-skinned people leave white corpses. White-skinned people turn black in death. The more you know.

I, too, thought Rev Al was a prime asshat. Until he went on Stern, who had ripped on him for years. And he was funny and smart. Don't agree with him, but can't hate a player. Oddly, I have very similar feelings about Bob Dole.

/Fluff Girl winned

SobrietyFighter: Isn't there a racist joke about something like this?

Yes there is. Go straight to hell for even suggesting it.

If it would have been hanging from an old sign in the Arizona boonies you might have had a complete skeleton because it would have turned into jerky.

Nevermore!