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(CBS Miami) Florida Man trimming trees in his backyard discovers skeleton hanging from branches   (cbs4.com) divider line 70
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real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:03:44 PM  
Fenster was found last week......

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:31:00 PM  
Hopefully the local priest has a high Charisma...

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:39:33 PM  
I wondered where the hell Nicole Richie went.

 
Naticus 2008-04-26 01:43:22 PM  
No Sparta reference yet?

Would the guy get to keep the bones if the body was not identified?

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:49:29 PM  
A year? A year? how in the holy heck did you not notice something before now? Did you think that it was a wind chime? WTF happened to the rest of the bones? Did it not smell? At first at least? So many questions....

 
Boojum2k 2008-04-26 02:03:09 PM  
ApocoLypstick: Did you think that it was a wind chime?

*rushes to market new all-natural, carbon-neutral, no-fat, sugar-free windchime product*

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:12:27 PM  
Boojum2k: *rushes to market new all-natural, carbon-neutral, no-fat, sugar-free windchime product*

We could be rich!

 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:30:07 PM  
I hate when people leave their holiday decorations up all year. This should have been taken down right after last Halloween. Leaving a dead body up in a tree is almost as bad as having your Christmas lights out all year.

 
SpiderQueenDemon 2008-04-26 02:54:51 PM  
Strange fruit they have there.

/Billie Holliday FTW.

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 03:12:06 PM  
SpiderQueenDemon: Strange fruit they have there.



How did you know it was gay?

 
darkhorse23 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 03:14:44 PM  
Was it a cat?

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:01:23 PM  
real shaman: How did you know it was gay?

The location of the extra bone.

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:03:40 PM  
darkhorse23: Was it a cat?

You never find a cat skeleton in a tree.

pictopia.com

 
dmax 2008-04-26 04:13:45 PM  
SpiderQueenDemon: Strange fruit they have there.

/Billie Holliday FTW.




Nicely played.

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-26 04:16:11 PM  
Damn you, fluff girl, I came to say that!!!! GRRRRRR

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-26 04:17:10 PM  
And I would have made it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

 
quixana 2008-04-26 04:18:21 PM  
It seems the kite eating tree has moved on to people.
img169.imageshack.us

 
heebie_stevo 2008-04-26 04:18:54 PM  
Supposed to leave it in the closet...

/I'll leave now
//sorry

 
jafiwam 2008-04-26 04:21:16 PM  
mardelossargazos.files.wordpress.com

 
skinink 2008-04-26 04:24:19 PM  
Has anyone informed Jesse and Al of this development?

 
berylman 2008-04-26 04:25:17 PM  
The Hide and Go seek champion of 1885 has been found after all!

 
IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler 2008-04-26 04:27:44 PM  
Was it upside down with a fork shoved up its ass?

 
TSD [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:29:11 PM  
Good...we don't have to hear anymore about D.B. Cooper!

 
MaverickRL 2008-04-26 04:29:38 PM  
I bet his name was Chad

 
Just A N00b 2008-04-26 04:29:53 PM  
ApocoLypstick: A year? A year? how in the holy heck did you not notice something before now? Did you think that it was a wind chime? WTF happened to the rest of the bones? Did it not smell? At first at least? So many questions....

This is Florida. Need I say more? And the rest of the bones probably blew away in a storm...

 
Just A N00b 2008-04-26 04:31:27 PM  
MaverickRL: I bet his name was Chad

Haha that was awesome....

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:34:45 PM  
There must have been brush fires in the area.

 
pooperator 2008-04-26 04:35:56 PM  
VictoryCabal: I hate when people leave their holiday decorations up all year. This should have been taken down right after last Halloween. Leaving a dead body up in a tree is almost as bad as having your Christmas lights out all year.

Spray paint it remotely dark in color and you'll Have Rev Al and the Nigerians all over ya to boot!

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-26 04:36:05 PM  
Hide-N-Seek.... It's a matter of life and death

 
Chakat 2008-04-26 04:36:11 PM  
MaverickRL wins the thread.

 
jayessell 2008-04-26 04:41:11 PM  
Santa?

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:43:36 PM  
Fluff Girl: Nic

Gee, that thread was over soon.

//Pick up your prize at customer service.

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:44:12 PM  
Fluff Girl: I wondered where the hell Nicole Richie went.

//Thread over.
////NOW pick up the prize, etc.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:48:41 PM  
Same story only if it took place in London instead of Florida


"I say old bean, there appears to be the remains of some poor chap on the ear hole stuck in that timber. Shall we hump it to the telephone box and alert the constable?"

"It's probably some lousy Paddy. Besides, I'm a bit peckish. Let's ton it to the pub instead."

"Right-o, old man. I could use a ping pong tiddly anyway"


I have no idea why I just did that.

 
Fracktober 2008-04-26 04:51:43 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

Wanted for questioning. Erm... I mean, wants you for questioning. And some DNA.

 
Farkbert [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:56:54 PM  
TSD
Good...we don't have to hear anymore about D.B. Cooper!

...I came here for the D.B. Cooper reference and was not disappointed.

 
TwilightZone 2008-04-26 05:07:05 PM  
Since no one else has said it, I will: YUCK!

 
BlorfMaster 2008-04-26 05:38:01 PM  
images.static.halloweenexpress.com

did it have a top hat?

if i ever hang myself i am so going to wear a top hat.

 
SobrietyFighter 2008-04-26 05:40:52 PM  
Isn't there a racist joke about something like this?

 
southernclassy13 2008-04-26 05:45:45 PM  
SobrietyFighter: Isn't there a racist joke about something like this?

I am truly glad I am not the only one that chuckled and thought this. I'm going to hell.

 
MongoTheGeek 2008-04-26 05:56:45 PM  
Came here for Strange Fruit and D B Cooper.

/Wasn't disappointed
//Fark lives to promote a common cultural reference.

 
poldie 2008-04-26 05:58:49 PM  
'What's that hanging from a neighbour's tree?' - Frank Zappa.

 
Minerva8918 2008-04-26 06:00:29 PM  
Fracktober, we cant forget the petechial hemmoraging! I dont care if it had eyeballs or not.

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 06:02:39 PM  
Too much foliage in Florida, which is flawed. They should flood the place.

 
importedbeer 2008-04-26 06:03:39 PM  
UberDave Hopefully the local priest has a high Charisma...

This paladin appreciates what you said.
/Turn Undead

 
sseye 2008-04-26 06:07:23 PM  
pooperator: Spray paint it remotely dark in color and you'll Have Rev Al and the Nigerians all over ya to boot!

Fail. Black-skinned people leave white corpses. White-skinned people turn black in death. The more you know.

I, too, thought Rev Al was a prime asshat. Until he went on Stern, who had ripped on him for years. And he was funny and smart. Don't agree with him, but can't hate a player. Oddly, I have very similar feelings about Bob Dole.

/Fluff Girl winned

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 06:08:58 PM  
SobrietyFighter: Isn't there a racist joke about something like this?

Yes there is. Go straight to hell for even suggesting it.

 
Kuta 2008-04-26 06:24:57 PM  
www.dkimages.com

 
Too-Tall 2008-04-26 06:33:03 PM  
If it would have been hanging from an old sign in the Arizona boonies you might have had a complete skeleton because it would have turned into jerky.

 
m0llusk [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 06:47:57 PM  
Nevermore!

 
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