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(AP) Florida Seven-year old boy steals SUV, takes goes on an eight minute joyride leaving smashed cars, mailboxes, signs in his wake. That's some good parenting right there   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 76
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henryhill 2008-04-26 01:23:28 PM  
takes goes?

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2008-04-26 01:23:30 PM  
Takes goes grammar yes good!!!

 
funkonomics 2008-04-26 01:24:03 PM  
Parenting skills aren't as bad as Subby's grammar

 
califacondor 2008-04-26 01:24:46 PM  
This is only a glimpse of the GTA4-induced apocalypse coming in the next week.

 
PopeOnARope 2008-04-26 01:25:48 PM  
Played Grand Theft Auto one time too many?

 
bonesdilligaf 2008-04-26 01:27:42 PM  
I thought it was goes takes

 
ace_outlaw 2008-04-26 01:28:10 PM  
I always take go anywhere I go take something.

 
vune 2008-04-26 01:28:37 PM  
I think we can all agree, subby is a moron.

 
I'm The Foot Farking Master 2008-04-26 01:28:59 PM  
Mah gramer is more better.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-04-26 01:29:01 PM  
TAKES GOES ON AN

TAKES GOES ON AN

UH
UNHHHH
UH UNHH DO DOODILY

TAKES GOES ON AN
MEENEEMEENEEMEENEEMEENEE

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:29:18 PM  
I always get fast food to take go

 
skinink 2008-04-26 01:29:45 PM  
califacondor
"This is only a glimpse of the GTA4-induced apocalypse coming in the next week."


It's the only reason I'll re-up on XBox live, just to play it online.


 
the dizzle 2008-04-26 01:30:07 PM  
Quick, to the Jack Thompson Signal!!!

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:31:00 PM  
(sigh) yes I have NEVER seen a typo in a Fark headline before either


/submitter
//yes i should have previewed
///for f*ck's sake

 
OldDog 2008-04-26 01:35:30 PM  
Headline made my head asplode.

 
TubamanRH 2008-04-26 01:35:39 PM  
ace_outlaw: I always take go anywhere I go take something.

Best one so far.

 
bonesdilligaf 2008-04-26 01:36:55 PM  
Barnacles!: (sigh) yes I have NEVER seen made a typo in a Fark headline before either


/submitter
//yes i should have previewed finished 5th grade
///for f*ck's sake

////Rotsky

 
ApeMan [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:37:35 PM  
bonesdilligaf: I thought it was goes takes

This.

/pet peave

 
T.Durden 2008-04-26 01:39:08 PM  
www.podcastingnews.com

LEAVE BARNACLES! ALONE!!

 
jjorsett 2008-04-26 01:39:21 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that granny probably won't be volunteering to babysit again any time soon.

 
Alchemist93 2008-04-26 01:39:46 PM  
That's a paddlin'.

/And a hike in grammy's auto insurance.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:41:09 PM  
T.Durden

HERO

 
berylman 2008-04-26 01:41:53 PM  
T.Durden: LEAVE BARNACLES! ALONE!!

That really cracked me up for some reason. Best usage of that pic yet.

 
AutumnSong 2008-04-26 01:42:57 PM  
Barnacles!: (sigh) yes I have NEVER seen a typo in a Fark headline before either

/submitter


Now that's funny. ;)

As for good parenting, I agree. They should have taught the kid how to drive much better than that.

 
lcmino 2008-04-26 01:43:05 PM  
He wanted to go fast.
If you ain't first, you're last.
If you don't chew Big Red, Fark you.

 
MiriamSingsLoud 2008-04-26 01:44:11 PM  
T. Durden +1

 
T-Luv 2008-04-26 01:44:48 PM  
Barnacles!: (sigh) yes I have NEVER seen a typo in a Fark headline before either


/submitter
//yes i should have previewed
///for f*ck's sake



I think believe everyone is treating you too harshly.

 
bonesdilligaf 2008-04-26 01:46:38 PM  
T-Luv: Barnacles!: (sigh) yes I have NEVER seen a typo in a Fark headline before either


/submitter
//yes i should have previewed
///for f*ck's sake


I think believe everyone is treating you too harshly.


ok I just almost spit choked up my soda...+1

 
CruJones 2008-04-26 01:47:08 PM  
I can't believe no one has blamed the SUV yet.

Shame on you farkers.

 
quixana 2008-04-26 01:47:24 PM  
I think he was making a statement on how we should drive more fuel efficient cars.
Al Gore and his hippie propaganda are to blame for all this.

 
Begoggle 2008-04-26 01:55:35 PM  
Don't blame Barnacles for the poor headline.
Blame his parents!

 
beatmonkey 2008-04-26 01:56:46 PM  
what kind of piece of shiate suv drops a wheel after hitting a sign?

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-04-26 01:57:51 PM  
berylman: T.Durden: LEAVE BARNACLES! ALONE!!

That really cracked me up for some reason. Best usage of that pic yet.


Especially out of context. Barnacles are the new pants.

 
antihuman 2008-04-26 01:59:40 PM  
three days!!!

i149.photobucket.com

 
leperboy69 2008-04-26 02:01:09 PM  
Was his name Donut?

 
KipperM 2008-04-26 02:01:16 PM  
ApeMan: bonesdilligaf: I thought it was goes takes

This.

/pet peave


Actually I believe the rule is goes takes EXCEPT after SUV.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:01:31 PM  
Begoggle: Don't blame Barnacles for the poor headline.
Blame his parents!


that's right.


/those parentsabiatches

T-Luv: I think believe everyone is treating you too harshly.

LOL

bonesdilligaf: //yes i should have previewed finished 5th grade

ha! show's how much you know. I never finished FOURTH grade

 
wxboy 2008-04-26 02:04:51 PM  
Barnacles!: Begoggle: Don't blame Barnacles for the poor headline.
Blame his parents!

that's right.


/those parentsabiatches

T-Luv: I think believe everyone is treating you too harshly.

LOL

bonesdilligaf: //yes i should have previewed finished 5th grade

ha! show's how much you know. I never finished FOURTH grade


This keeps getting better and better.

 
Begoggle 2008-04-26 02:08:35 PM  
Hey, I give take props to Barnacles for outing himself as the grammatically challenged submitter.

 
drewsky52 2008-04-26 02:08:41 PM  
wxboy: Barnacles!: Begoggle: Don't blame Barnacles for the poor headline.
Blame his parents!

that's right.


/those parentsabiatches

T-Luv: I think believe everyone is treating you too harshly.

LOL

bonesdilligaf: //yes i should have previewed finished 5th grade

ha! show's how much you know. I never finished FOURTH grade

This keeps getting better and better.


Haha. Ok guys... pull 'em out, measure, walk away.

 
pooperator 2008-04-26 02:08:51 PM  
antihuman: three days!!!

For God's sake, you'd think you were getting laid or something ...

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-04-26 02:09:08 PM  
how are the parents to blame?

who, as a kid, hasnt thought of doing this?

if i'd have had more balls at that age, i'd have done it myself.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-04-26 02:12:22 PM  
The parents should be charged with a felony.
Just like they would be for leaving a gun within reach of a child.

/btw, yes, the kid was black. He's gettin' an early start.
//and he didn't think he did nothin' wrong.

 
Campaigner444 2008-04-26 02:12:49 PM  
forge.evula.net
The thread has been taken!

 
the dizzle 2008-04-26 02:14:57 PM  
i30.tinypic.com

 
bonesdilligaf 2008-04-26 02:18:18 PM  
give take it up for Barnacles!, a new cliche is born.

 
danar75 2008-04-26 02:19:02 PM  
Don't tell Barnacles! how to submit a farking Fark headline. He'll use any grammar he wants.

 
DaWormyPimpsta [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:19:47 PM  
I came here for the grammar corrections and was not disappointed.

Snarky Headline + Poor Grammar = Comedy Gold

 
dcrooke 2008-04-26 02:25:17 PM  
Ahh, childhood memories .... though I was a better driver and never hit stuff :-)

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:25:26 PM  
wxboy: This keeps getting better and better.

my feewings. they's hurt

danar75: Don't tell Barnacles! how to submit a farking Fark headline. He'll use any grammar he wants.

i98.photobucket.com

 
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