The mother vowed to be more diligent in the future. "You can bet I'll look at the next DVD I buy before I put it on to play," she said.

Congratulations! You've discovered Common Sense! A rarity these days.

www.vagazette.com

*snicker*

So... she bought a disk with no labeling, entitled "Titan Man", assumed it was a kid's cartoon, turned it on for the kid, walked away, and now she's... a victim of what was on the DVD. Bite me, dumbass.

She neglects to mention that her son is 23 years old, and the reason he was shrieking, and all a flutter, was because the movie was so FABULOUS.

instead of Batman the screen had three men on it, one of whom had no pants on

Could have still been Batman.

Honest mistake. The covers of Batman and Buttman are really similar. I can see why she'd gotten confused.

Peaceboy: instead of Batman the screen had three men on it, one of whom had no pants on

Could have still been Batman.

God-damned Schumacher.

haha, cue south park lord of the rings pics

So far the mother has watched it 27 times.

Look an alien, lets have sex with it!

"My hunch is it happened where it was packaged," she said.

Well no shiat sherlock.

Discount porn! What's the problem here?

I purchased "Fly By Night" by Rush on cd. The disk said "Fly By Night" on it, just like it was supposed to.

When I put it in the player, I got "Animal Magnetism" by The Scorpions.

Must've been made in China.

Seriously...

Batman's going to be just as bad



/just sayin'

I'd wager that a good % of stories like this are fake and done only by people who are strictly anti-porn and wish to make it seem like it's everywhere to further their "protect the children" mania.

(Yeah it is everywhere but you get what I'm getting at.)

CraicBaby

Hahaha, that's my shoop from /fb/. Oh, Dick Butt, how you amuse me.

My bet's on a bored stockboy with access to the shrink-wrap machine.

Yes! Another child irrevocably converted to homosexuality!

Project Arcturus is succeeding beyond all expectations.

Operation Mayhem strikes again.

/Srsly, just some douche with a shrink wrapper returning stuff.

Yes! Another youngster converted to being a homo through our insidious plans.

I told them that Spongebob was too subtle to really work...

P.S. The scream was the sound of the kid's heterosexuality leaving his the body through his anus
P.P.S. It feels like oil when it hits it

FTFA: "I didn't really look at it when I put it in."

That's what she said.

Mommy, that's not the bat cave!!

"Wait a second, this isn't gay porn... Barney, WTF?!

On the contrary, maybe it is an attempt to get gay porn watchers to appreciate children's programming?

Oh_Enough_Already: I'd wager that a good % of stories like this are fake and done only by people who are strictly anti-porn and wish to make it seem like it's everywhere to further their "protect the children" mania.

My money is on bored people at the movie distribution house that hate their job. "Hey Bob, check this out, I brought ripped copies of shiatty gay porn, an I'm gonna stick em in random movies before they ship out!"

queezyweezel: Oh_Enough_Already: I'd wager that a good % of stories like this are fake and done only by people who are strictly anti-porn and wish to make it seem like it's everywhere to further their "protect the children" mania.

My money is on bored people at the movie distribution house that hate their job. "Hey Bob, check this out, I brought ripped copies of shiatty gay porn, an I'm gonna stick em in random movies before they ship out!"

It's the new Chinese plan. Instead of lead, they're using gay porn.

berylman: "Wait a second, this isn't gay porn... Barney, WTF?!

On the contrary, maybe it is an attempt to get gay porn watchers to appreciate children's programming?

Now that made me laugh - the mental image of the other end of this "transaction" - namely, a gay guy (or guys) sitting down to enjoy some good 'ol man-porn, and being confronted with an animated Batman episode. :D

When I was managing a video store that shall remain unnamed back before the advent of DVD, there was this douchenozzle father who came in once a week to rent the gayest looking movie I'd ever seen, entitled The Dirt Bike Kid, for his stepson to watch all weekend while he had custody. You know, so he wouldn't have to spend time with his cracker spawn. After a month of this, I figured I'd swap it with one of the gay porn titles in the back room. I think it was called Loaded For Bear. Surely he'd look at the label and bring it back, right? Well, I don't know. Because he never brought the movie back.

This About That: So... she bought a disk with no labeling, entitled "Titan Man", assumed it was a kid's cartoon, turned it on for the kid, walked away, and now she's... a victim of what was on the DVD. Bite me, dumbass.

The dvd case was for a kid's cartoon. The dvd itself was unlabeled. Reading comprehension is your friend.

What's really sad is that somewhere in James City, VA two gay men are all hot and oiled up and ready to go and when they pop the DVD in the player it's just a stupid Batman movie.

Young Rory Calhoun: Look an alien, lets have sex with it!

"Hey, that alien kind of looks like a hot guy."
"You're right, we should probably have sex with it too."

- Men in Black (Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other)

See, that's how they recruit new members. Next they get the kids reading "Danny Has Two Daddies" in kindergarten, and, bingo, the next generation of choreographers is ready to go.

Ihaveanevilparrot
"My hunch is it happened where it was packaged," she said.

Well no shiat sherlock.

Not necessarily - this could be a case of a droplifter who has access to a shrink-wrap machine, doing a bit of Operation Mayhem.
One reason to suggest this is that the incidents are occurring at a single store, where if it where happening where the product was packaged, then it would have more likely turned up at other stores.

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Something similar once happened to a friend of mine.

His roommate had brought some videos from his folks' home and left them near the TV. One of them was labeled something like "The Boys of Company B", something that shares the title with a classic movie. Thinking it was an old World War 2 movie he'd seen once and loved, my friend puts the video in and settles onto the couch with his girlfriend and some microwave popcorn.

Then surprise! hairy man ass.

/wasn't me
//wasn't my video
///not that there's anything wrong with it

HappyHarryHardOn

Most appropriate screen name evar.

Thanks for sharing your Batman fetish.

And by "thanks" I mean, please don't share anymore of your private collection of men in tights.

Should have read the damn label lady:

yoyopro: Ihaveanevilparrot
"My hunch is it happened where it was packaged," she said.

Well no shiat sherlock.

Not necessarily - this could be a case of a droplifter who has access to a shrink-wrap machine, doing a bit of Operation Mayhem.
One reason to suggest this is that the incidents are occurring at a single store, where if it where happening where the product was packaged, then it would have more likely turned up at other stores.

Yes, it is like cynanide in Extra Strength Tylenol only more dangerous to our kids!!11!!

Neighbor_John: See, that's how they recruit new members. Next they get the kids reading "Danny Has Two Daddies" in kindergarten, and, bingo, the next generation of choreographers is ready to go.

Well, just as is the case with ditchdiggers, the world needs choreographers too.

It's the AmbiguouslyExplicitly Gay DuoTrio!

Never trust the discount DVDs.

yoyopro
the incidents are occurring at a single store, where if it where happening where the product was packaged, then it would have more likely turned up at other stores.

I assumed it was a bored Target clerk.

kc987654: P.P.S. It feels like oil when it hits it

He is likely to have trouble then.