"hey, you look smokin' hot in that..."

I vote for Xena-style metal lingerie.


Not sure why that turns me on. :D

I'd hit that (bong)

flucto: "hey, you look smokin' hot in that..."

LOL + Groan

Another example of the pot calling...

TTIWWP

itchy hemp lingerie

Explains why hippie ladies don't wax.

Hemp/silk blend lingerie (and women's blouses, sskirts, shirts, etc) are NOT itchy.

They can be woven to be semi-transparent, are really soft, and last a long time compared to other natural fiber lingerie fabrics.

200 years of French hedonism can't be wrong.

/miss my hemp wearing hippygirl

Itchy and hemp have belonged together since the dawn of man.

So naked doesn't qualify as sexy?

Just checking.

I would think that naked was even more environmentally friendly.

And before you go all "bbbbbut, fat chicks" we were talking about people we'd like to see in lingerie, so I assume that they might just be as sexy, if not sexier, out of said lingirie.

Will it make my hash look big?

The premise of this article (which I don't think anyone read) that 'Women will be returned to the Dark Ages if the eco-fundamentalists end up having their way' is ridiculous.

"This is the terrible paradox of the environmental movement. The paradox that, if society proceeds down the true path of eco-purity, we may well save the planet; but will simultaneously discover that life is too dull to be worth living on it any more."

The econuts are going to make me drink nothing but soy milk! Run!

Did a GIS for "hemp lingerie" (pops). If this is "new puritanism" (author's words) sign me up.

RamblingKey: Hemp/silk blend lingerie (and women's blouses, sskirts, shirts, etc) are NOT itchy.

They can be woven to be semi-transparent, are really soft, and last a long time compared to other natural fiber lingerie fabrics.

200 years of French hedonism can't be wrong.

/miss my hemp wearing hippygirl

and her big hairy ass.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: and her big hairy ass.

Hey! It's not nice to refer to RamblingKey in that way.

He may be hairy but he's hardly an ass.

That was the dumbest article I have ever read on Fark. This biatch is crying that using different materials and energy sources might bore her.
luxury will consist of a wind-up MP3 player.
Luxury is possesion of a drug or willing sexual partner. For a large number of human being, having food is a luxury. STFU.

This is the only hemp I need in bed, thanks.

Sonnuvah: Did a GIS for "hemp lingerie" (pops). If this is "new puritanism" (author's words) sign me up.

Absolutely!

As mentioned, you can make very fine fiber by growing hundreds to a 1000 plants of the industrial variety per yard^2.

Why America does not legalize the industrial variety is a mystery to me. It is easily distinguished from the recreational variety (which should also be legal...) and does not have potential for recreational use

Wow, I couldn't even read that stupid article. I'm not nearly an eco-nut, though I do like to conserve, but that biatch is a moron. I have a feeling if I would have read through that article my head would have exploded.

RamblingKey: Hemp/silk blend lingerie (and women's blouses, sskirts, shirts, etc) are NOT itchy.

They can be woven to be semi-transparent, are really soft, and last a long time compared to other natural fiber lingerie fabrics.

200 years of French hedonism can't be wrong.

/miss my hemp wearing hippygirl

Denim is made from cotton and it's really rough. Just because some things with hemp are rough doesn't make everything made with hemp like that.
My skin breaks out when it comes into contact with most synthetics so I like stuff with natural fibers if possible. That kind of stuff is actually a lot gentler for me than synthetic fibers.

Just another "Man Made Seasonal Climate Change" thread.

Oztemprom: Why America does not legalize the industrial variety is a mystery to me. It is easily distinguished from the recreational variety (which should also be legal...) and does not have potential for recreational use

For some reason, people think it's the leading edge of the wedge. Go figure.

You can replace cotton with bamboo, which can be even softer. I have bamboo dress socks.

Sir Roderick Glossop: Oztemprom: Why America does not legalize the industrial variety is a mystery to me. It is easily distinguished from the recreational variety (which should also be legal...) and does not have potential for recreational use

For some reason, people think it's the leading edge of the wedge. Go figure.

Yes, its the gateway to growing industial methamphetamine!

or the industrial kind too.

If it itches so much, take it off.

Lorem lpsum: If it itches so much, take it off.

Hmm... okay, but you first.

silentsam74: Yes, its the gateway to growing industial methamphetamine!

Hey man, ma huang can be woven into a tough, yet surprisingly soft, cloth.

Sir Roderick Glossop: silentsam74: Yes, its the gateway to growing industial methamphetamine!

Hey man, ma huang can be woven into a tough, yet surprisingly soft, cloth.



Wouldn't think that by looking at it; at least not the soft part anyway. Guess anything is possible these days.

silentsam74: Wouldn't think that by looking at it; at least not the soft part anyway. Guess anything is possible these days.

Aw, I was just farking around- responding to your "gateway to industrial methamphetamine" line.

It felt like I was reading a Daily Mail article. Who is this crotchety biatch ?

Hey, there is a pic of Richard Dawkins on that page. That has to be important (somehow) to the Godless heathens on Fark!

Sir Roderick Glossop: silentsam74: Yes, its the gateway to growing industial methamphetamine!

Hey man, ma huang can be woven into a tough, yet surprisingly soft, cloth.

The girls are always after ma huang...

JonnyBGoode:

The girls are always after ma huang...

Not me, I prefer your gunny sack

As a knitter, I can attest to hemp's softness. The initial fiber is and can be a bit hard to sensitive hands, but the first wash softens it nicely. Repeated washing only improve it.
All of our hemp yarns come from Europe and Canada.

Hemp lingerie:



I'd hemp that.

If this shallow post-feminist biatch has so little imagination that she thinks that feminine happiness rides on glossy magazines and polyester lace, she should be kicked back into the kitchen this instant where she can get busy on the sammiches (and please check your foot-mutilating pumps at the door).

Brammimonde: If this shallow post-feminist biatch has so little imagination that she thinks that feminine happiness rides on glossy magazines and polyester lace, she should be kicked back into the kitchen this instant where she can get busy on the sammiches (and please check your foot-mutilating pumps at the door).


something strangely hot about a woman telling another woman to get busy making sammiches.

I was amazed to discover that the satin cloth which is so prized for its bed-sheet softness is made from flax plants, whose fiber starts out being pretty rough. I need to see what kind of cloth hemp plants make.

right now china is making high quality hempsilk, hemp corduroy, hempvelour ... even all hemp fabric has come a long long way ... its not your grandpa's hemp anymore

its just a shame we have to get it from china (canada only makes seed products, almost all textiles from canada are imported from china)

industrial hemp has touted as the next billion dollar crop on the cover of popular mechanics in 1938

More tinfoil hat crap. Hemp is a fine product with many, many industrial uses.

KhaineDarkhart: right now china is making high quality hempsilk, hemp corduroy, hempvelour ... even all hemp fabric has come a long long way ... its not your grandpa's hemp anymore.

Hemp corduroy? That's not something to brag about.

KhaineDarkhart: right now china is making high quality hempsilk, hemp corduroy, hempvelour ... even all hemp fabric has come a long long way ... its not your grandpa's hemp anymore.

Hemp corduroy? That's not something to brag about.

Uhh, yeah it is. Fascist.

the voices in your head: JonnyBGoode:

The girls are always after ma huang...

Not me, I prefer your gunny sack

How YOU doin? ;)

/This is my rifle, this is my gun...

Please tell me this is satire. Because otherwise this self-proclaimed "feminist" is in reality a huge misogynist. I like how she assumes that everyone that wants to learn how to darn a sock or sew on a button is a woman, because, you know, that's the sort of thing women do.