it is at 3:06 but who is counting...lol

Said it once and i'll say it again

Wanted to fark her since junior high, and nothing's changed.

I don't give a fark. I'd say she actually looks better now than when she was in her 20s. She's gonna be 40 soon!

I'm not britney biatch, I don't need you to sing over me.

Wow.. got to give her credit.. she did that in style.. and I have to agree.. she is still fine..

Dialectic
I don't give a fark. I'd say she actually looks better now than when she was in her 20s. She's gonna be 40 soon!

and the mind of a 14 year old.

That is absolutely, hands down, the WORST music to ever take up bandwidth. Lyrically, musically...just- the worst.

Polka is serious by comparison.

/people REALLY listen to this pablum?
//really?

She's hot but her music blows.

She's closer to Crazy Frog than to Aretha Franklin.

Wow...that stage had DIVA...er...MARIAH written all over it.

/you know that backup singer will be on american idol next year, she won't be working for mariah.

That was pretty slick.

darch: people REALLY listen to this pablum?

And have for years: Samantha Fox's "Touch Me"

darch: That is absolutely, hands down, the WORST music to ever take up bandwidth. Lyrically, musically...just- the worst.

Polka is serious by comparison.

/people REALLY listen to this pablum?
//really?

Are you running for president?
No? Well then can I marry you?

Listen to Mariah Carey for three minuites, to see her be a biatch. No thanks.

Skeuomorph:

And have for years:

Samantha Fox is NOT pablum. She is an accomplished artist and ... well ... and .... dammit she is (was,I suppose) HOT!!!!!

That was actually pretty smooth and funny.

Also, this: Is that called singing or rapping? I would call it rapping.

Let me guess...

Mariah will be the Halftime Act of Super Bowl 43?

Just. Please. No.

Book the Crue, Roger.

gilbyguy: Samantha Fox is NOT pablum. She is an accomplished artist and ... well ... and .... dammit

Shaddup. I only have her album for research purposes.

Have you guys seen Samantha Fox lately?

The horror. The horror.

carmody:

Have you guys seen Samantha Fox lately?


No, And by your tone I don't think I want to.

carmody: Have you guys seen Samantha Fox lately?

The horror. The horror.


Here you go - she still looks hot, even with that strange Gunther guy singing nearby. Odd shiat

Link (new window) might be NSFW but being Sam Fox, you knew that...

I'm no prude or anything, quite the opposite....

but wasn't that song a tad RACY for a morning audience?

/send me back to the 50's, where I belong, I guess.

Hey everyone, darch is musically superior than the rest of the population. He didn't like Mariah before, decided to waste his time and watch the clip, then waste more time by telling everyone he didn't like it.

Like all music critics, I'm guessing darch doesn't play any instrument, but if does, I guarantee he doesn't play as well as Mariah sings (and the way Mariah told the backup singer to knock it off was absolutely pro).

Next up, darch in a Lost thread telling everyone how the show sucks.

Like all music critics, I'm guessing darch doesn't play any instrument, but if does, I guarantee he doesn't play as well as Mariah sings (and the way Mariah told the backup singer to knock it off was absolutely pro).

Good argument, if not for the fact that I'm a music critic, play 31 different instruments (six professionally), and I think that R&B (if you can call what that talentless, slept-her-way-to-the-top whore does "R&B") died when Marvin Gaye did. All R&B does now is make blacks less threatening to stuffy white guys, and make fat wigger girls moist.

There were way too many vocal parts going on at 3:05. They have supplemental vocal tracks running and Mariah is basically telling her recorded self to shut up.

good lord how positively uninteresting. i dont understand who would choose to listen to that shiat.

I still think the biggest dooshbags in the world are the tools whose job description is 'backup dancer'. I think you could probably tap 5 or 6 or those hacks and their silly moves and rotate them thru every performance and video made today.

Loved the giant advertisement they had to expose at the beginning, tastefully done.

It really amazes me how much music just SUCKS today, it's depressing. The music corporations just shove out as much bite-size, one size fits all, inoffensive crap as they can get people to buy. It's so sad and gross.

on the plus side, she's fun to look at I guess, she's got some man-made curves and likes to show them off. good for her, she should just pose for Foobies and stop with the ear poison.

Kazahmish: Wow.. got to give her credit.. she did that in style.. and I have to agree.. she is still fine..

I agree. At least she incorporated it in to the melody. I was expecting her to chew out the b/u singer on the stage. She did it in a classy way.

I believe this is the same video where she is blatantly lip-synching some parts.

Davescookies:
Good argument, if not for the fact that I'm a music critic, play 31 different instruments (six professionally), and I think that R&B (if you can call what that talentless, slept-her-way-to-the-top whore does "R&B") died when Marvin Gaye did. All R&B does now is make blacks less threatening to stuffy white guys, and make fat wigger girls moist.

Damn. Harsh and true.

I only play a couple of instruments myself (neither of which professionally), and I'm still qualified to say that Mariah Carey, while teh hawt, makes crappy music.

/Yes, she has a nice voice.
//You don't have to be a gourmet or a food critic to recognize that shiat tastes bad.

dstanley: That was pretty slick.

I agree.

And thanks for the time-marker for the bonus, Subby; I wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds into that song otherwise.

Someone from GMA (probably fired now) posted backstage video of Mariah after the incident:

Link (new window)

don't bother clicking on beejus link -- it's a rickroll.

Is it legal to warn other people about rickroll?

LewDux: Is it legal to warn other people about rickroll?

legal, but immoral

Wow, farkers are now concerned over trivial matters such as a pop singer saying words? Bunches of fag enablers you all are!

Came here for airbrushed Mariah pics and was sorely disappointed.

Davescookies: Like all music critics, I'm guessing darch doesn't play any instrument, but if does, I guarantee he doesn't play as well as Mariah sings (and the way Mariah told the backup singer to knock it off was absolutely pro).

Good argument, if not for the fact that I'm a music critic, play 31 different instruments (six professionally), and I think that R&B (if you can call what that talentless, slept-her-way-to-the-top whore does "R&B") died when Marvin Gaye did. All R&B does now is make blacks less threatening to stuffy white guys, and make fat wigger girls moist.

Wow! 8.5 of 10 on the troll meter, are you also heading to the gym i 26 minuets?

Did the backup singer then go stop the tape?

Hate her music
Bust would hit it like a fat kid on a cupcake

DOH! I cant believe i got rickrolled....a little to fast with the mouse click.

Mariah Carey has a great set of pipes, but whoever writes her music needs to be shot. This song has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.