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(AP) Spiffy Obama wins by 10 points in Indiana   (ap.google.com) divider line 207
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MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 11:53:50 PM  
he is a heavy smoker, I am surprised he can play any sport.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 11:57:23 PM  
He's probably going to catch hell for wearing that USMC shirt.

 
MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 11:58:08 PM  
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bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 12:09:22 AM  
MorningBreath: he is a heavy smoker, I am surprised he can play any sport.


*looks around*

He's black. Basketball comes naturally.
*ducks*

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 12:17:50 AM  
No matter who wins, America loses... again.

 
Psychotropic 2008-04-26 12:19:02 AM  
Does that only known photo of Obama smoking look like a Photoshop to anyone else?
It looks like they not only digitally inserted a cigarette into his mouth but gave him a few shades of extra negro darkness.

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 01:00:06 AM  
Psychotropic: It looks like they not only digitally inserted a cigarette into his mouth but gave him a few shades of extra negro darkness.

And the hair; it's not that bad, but he's usually much more meticulously groomed. Looks like he just bonded out of the drunk tank, with or without a cig, and I'm a supporter of his. :)

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:38:07 AM  
Ok. Making stuff like this news is no better than the trollerific Obama tripe that's usually posted.

 
steelpeg [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 02:50:36 AM  
WOW! Obama's BLACK!!

I never knew that until MorningBreath's photoshopped picture!

/Oh - but I do think he's cool, 'cause he's shown smoking just like I use to! Goes to show that he is one of us and not a God!

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 03:58:07 AM  
Psychotropic: It looks like they not only digitally inserted a cigarette into his mouth but gave him a few shades of extra negro darkness.

Obviously the work of a white, non-smoking ELITIST!!!11!!

 
absoluteparanoia 2008-04-26 04:40:12 AM  
He already won. We're just waiting for Clinton's mental breakdown.

 
Tobias Rieper 2008-04-26 04:42:07 AM  
GAT_00: Ok. Making stuff like this news is no better than the trollerific Obama tripe that's usually posted.

omg, yes . this totally reinforces the all blacks play basketball assumption

brb off to burn down ABC

 
hotter than the ads 2008-04-26 04:42:42 AM  
And he proved to be effective, scoring four baskets that included a nifty left-handed three-pointer, along with four rebounds and a couple of steals.

I don't even care for basketball and this makes me want to vote for him.

Also, smoking is cool. It may be dangerous, unhealthy, even deadly, but it's cool, and five billion lame TRUTH ads won't change that.

 
rewind2846 2008-04-26 04:42:48 AM  
bulldg4life
*looks around*

He's black. Basketball comes naturally.
*ducks*


Made it to the 4th post before someone pulled this one out...

FARK, YOU'RE SLACKIN'!!!

 
Shaggy_C 2008-04-26 04:44:45 AM  
i32.tinypic.com

 
SoxSweepAgain 2008-04-26 04:45:36 AM  
This whole thing, this election process, has gone from uplifting to disgusting in two months.

America. Please.

 
Starhawk 2008-04-26 04:46:28 AM  
Oh, shiat, was our primary today? I woulda voted.

 
Starhawk 2008-04-26 04:47:06 AM  
Aaaaaaaaaahahahah, RTFA. I am pwned.

 
harris5 2008-04-26 04:47:07 AM  
I thought he quit smoking a year or two ago?

 
eelcat 2008-04-26 04:47:54 AM  
i177.photobucket.com
At least he's made one person happy.

 
Jack Diesal 2008-04-26 04:49:28 AM  
News??

 
Satan_Himself 2008-04-26 04:54:00 AM  
Jack Diesal Quote 2008-04-26 04:49:28 AM
News??

You new here?

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-04-26 04:54:03 AM  
hai guys, whats going on this thread?

 
named 2008-04-26 04:54:19 AM  
Go Osama good jorb!

/him right?

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 04:56:31 AM  
GAT_00: Ok. Making stuff like this news is no better than the trollerific Obama tripe that's usually posted.

It's a presidential election, I can recall similar type stuff being news in every election going back to the first one I can remember in 84. I'd rather see more stuff about just hanging out or what have you than a fiftieth repeat in a week about some comment or something.

 
Krymore 2008-04-26 04:56:48 AM  
GAT_00: Ok. Making stuff like this news is no better than the trollerific Obama tripe that's usually posted.

At least this is moderately funny. Better than automatically greenlighting any random asshat with a blog that decides to make up a bunch of nonsensical shiat about how Obama is secretly a Satan worshiping Communist that's in leauge with Saddam, Bin Laden, and Ahmadinejad to destroy America under orders of The Global Islamic Conspiracy and The Gay Agenda. This might not be news, but at this point, we're lucky to get greenlights that are actually based on reality, rather than deliberate trollbait to drive up traffic.

 
Paulistinian 2008-04-26 04:59:50 AM  
A black person playing basketball? Ya don't say!

 
nakedcritic 2008-04-26 05:04:58 AM  
Why do I think that use of the "spiffy" tag is going to invite flames?

/OBAMA!
//OBAMA IS A LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY!
///THAT'S WHERE I FIRST HEARD OF HIM, THAT'S WHERE YOU FIRST HEARD OF HIM. ON A BIG OL' PAIR OF TIDDIES!

 
MesaMike85 2008-04-26 05:05:29 AM  
Look at the negro, hes playing basketball!

 
Akbar the Trappiste Monk 2008-04-26 05:11:53 AM  
For a second, I thought I had entered a time machine.

 
No Catchy Nickname 2008-04-26 05:13:19 AM  
I thought he gave up smoking as a promise to his wife when he decided to run for the Democrat(ic?) nomination.

 
nobozo 2008-04-26 05:16:40 AM  
I'm OK wit all dat... but I just don't trust Hawaiians.

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-26 05:16:55 AM  
Spiffy? WTF???

That's sorta like saying it's "spiffy" if Burger King is 10% more popular than McDonalds in some town.

 
Mordis 2008-04-26 05:19:49 AM  
THE PRESIDENT IS A N*****R

What'd he say?

I think he said the President is near.

/it's twue

 
a21ozcoldcup [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 05:24:30 AM  
Awesome headline subby. I applaud you.

 
AtikuX 2008-04-26 05:24:44 AM  
NeauxFear
I think it needs more black skin. And a bigger cigarette.
You don't want to vote for a drugged darkie do you now?
cache.wonkette.comfarm3.static.flickr.com

 
kyleaugustus 2008-04-26 05:27:48 AM  
Subby, what you did there, I see.

 
Mayhem_2006 2008-04-26 05:28:25 AM  
I like the related news link to the story "Should Clinton play the Gender card?".

'Cause, like, she never has before.

 
Flying Code Monkey 2008-04-26 05:31:14 AM  
I figured it out before the link came up, but nicely done, Subby.

 
AceThunder 2008-04-26 05:32:06 AM  
It's Tuesday already? Damn, I slept a long time.

 
SemperLieSuckah 2008-04-26 05:38:25 AM  
NewportBarGuy: He's probably going to catch hell for wearing that USMC shirt.

The sad thing is, probably. The Marine Corps is seen as America's version of the Revolutionary Guard by the hyper-left.

He's probably going to be president, I would hope he wouldn't have qualms with supporting the primary force behind the expeditionary warfare he will be using quite a bit of in his term to combat terrorism.

 
Hoopy Frood 2008-04-26 05:42:15 AM  
Hillary still has an outside shot at the post, but if she doesn't rebound on defense, we'll pass.

Bill never had trouble scoring, but had problems with ball control and got called on a double-dribble. If you want to get technical, he's lucky he didn't get ejected.

/Glad I didn't use "rim-wrecker"?

 
jaydub919 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 05:52:34 AM  
NewportBarGuy: He's probably going to catch hell for wearing that USMC shirt.
More than likely...because America is all-too-quickly becoming what Idiocracy predicted.

So many small-minded idiots will see it as "disrespect" when, in all actuality, it is a totally the "smooth black dude nod" of respect.

 
Jack Diesal 2008-04-26 05:54:49 AM  
Black people are awesome.

 
Kanabiis 2008-04-26 06:02:53 AM  
News Flash, Barak Obama has a white mother and black father, he is no more black then he is white.

He is mulatto.

This is a large pet peeve of mine, my son is mix raced, and even at age 4 he is fully aware of that fact. He often will call himself a white boy, or a black boy depending on how he feels, his mother and I have no issues with this. We feel it is important that he identify himself however he feels fit.

I don't see people running around calling Vin Diesel, The Rock, or Slash from Guns n Roses black, all of them have black and white parents, why the need to constantly label Obama black?

It's just another way to throw race into the mix where race should not be a factor at all, as if the color of his skin has any bearing what-so-ever in his ability to be a successful leader.

 
Unhip1 [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 06:03:33 AM  
ScubaDude1960
No matter who wins, America loses... again.


Unlike you, at least they WANT the job.
Run already, if the situation is that bad...

 
ChuckyV [TotalFark] 2008-04-26 06:06:24 AM  
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insomniac8400 2008-04-26 06:08:51 AM  
Might as well use this to pick the next president. It would make just as much sense as super delegates.

 
Wookie Milson 2008-04-26 06:13:58 AM  
He's having a better April than Grant Hill.

 
Mr. Right 2008-04-26 06:15:34 AM  
Was this one of Clinton's "Midnight Basketball" programs? You know, the ones designed to keep troublesome elements off the streets at night? I know Hillary finds Obama troublesome. She'd like him playing basketball or anything else that would keep him off the streets.

 
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