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(CNN) Dumbass John McCain says for the second time in two days that "it's very clear who Hamas wants in the White House." Obama campaign responds, "Thanks for that 'respectful campaign' you promised, jackass"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 92
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This Is Bold Text [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 04:35:49 PM  
Hamas did kinda endorse Obama

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 04:50:40 PM  
Yeah, truth hurts, don't it, Barry?

 
stevecody 2008-04-25 05:14:01 PM  
So who does A Qaeda favor?


"Nobody has done more to help and validate Al Qaeda than George W. Bush, and his anointed follower, John McCain is just more of the same."

 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 05:35:16 PM  
Situation #1: You do everything Hamas says.
Situation #2: You do the opposite of everything Hamas says.

In which of these situations does Hamas exert more control of your life?

Answer: This is a trick question! Both situations have Hamas exerting exactly the same amount of control of your life.

 
keylock71 2008-04-25 05:56:38 PM  
My god, some people are mind-numbingly stupid...

 
keylock71 2008-04-25 05:59:46 PM  
If Senator Obama is favored by Hamas I think people can make judgments accordingly."

Yes, Mr McCain, because Americans should decide their next president based on the words of a glorified goat farmer who knows about as much about American society as you do about the difference between Iran and Al Queda...

 
gtraz 2008-04-25 06:03:29 PM  
God, if bin Laden had any sense of humor or mischief he'd send in a tape endorsing McCain.

 
Rethorn 2008-04-25 06:08:27 PM  
gtraz: God, if bin Laden had any sense of humor or mischief he'd send in a tape endorsing McCain.

That.. Would be hilarious.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-04-25 06:09:55 PM  
They'd prefer another Bush clone since he's the one who pushed for elections in the first place.

 
mrEdude 2008-04-25 06:10:05 PM  
it's because Obama understands muslim culture
having experienced it first hand,
that Hamas or anybody over there
would prefer him in the whitehouse

especially after a president who not only doesn't understand muslim culture,
he has no geographical or historical knowledge either

and he's blundered you ever hastily towards the end of your American empire.

OF COURSE HAMAS WANTS HIM IN
SO DOES ANYBODY WITH HALF A FUHKING BRAIN

(ARGUE AND YOU'LL BE ONE OF THOSE WITHOUT HALF)

 
xalres 2008-04-25 06:10:34 PM  
You know who else Hamas wants in the whitehouse???

......

That's right. Engelbert Humberdinck.

/Gerry Dorsey
//Pembleduck Blindywhack
///Jinglybirt Fistibuns
////Slut Bumwallah

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-04-25 06:13:53 PM  
Reminds me of when Bin Laden "endorsed" Kerry.

The bad guys are picking the perfect opponents- the ones who repeatedly fall for their traps. The ones who gleefully enter into their "call and response" cycle without thinking about whether or not their being manipulated...

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2008-04-25 06:14:15 PM  
And you thought dog-whistle politics was just for redneck southerners. Here's the Jewish version. Seems like McCain is trying to lock up FL and make NY competitive.

He has completely and totally sold his soul. For both him and Hillary it says a lot about how they will govern by how they go about acquiring power. Both of them are pretty much running on a platform of "I paid my dues and it's my turn, fark you if you disagree". If McCain could cave on the torture bill, then it should be clear there is nothing he holds sacred. Look at this BS with the NC GOP. Look for that the entire campaign season. Racist fearmongering ads being run and McCain publicly denouncing it while lamenting his "inability" to make them stop. Wankers.


/nobody over 55 is worth a damn in either party

 
espiaboricua 2008-04-25 06:14:29 PM  
hillbillypharmacist: Situation #1: You do everything Hamas says.
Situation #2: You do the opposite of everything Hamas says.

In which of these situations does Hamas exert more control of your life?

Answer: This is a trick question! Both situations have Hamas exerting exactly the same amount of control of your life.


THIS. Thank you.

 
mrexcess [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:15:20 PM  
Is it?

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-04-25 06:15:23 PM  
Sir Roderick Glossop: without thinking about whether or not theirthey're being manipulated...

Oh dear God. This does not bode well for finals...

 
BMulligan 2008-04-25 06:17:05 PM  
As much as I've enjoyed this primary season, I will enjoy the general campaign even more. Every time McCain opens his mouth, something stupid leaks out.

 
McStinky 2008-04-25 06:17:16 PM  
FTA: "If Senator Obama is favored by Hamas I think people can make judgments accordingly."

Nice going asshat. Not all Republicans are closed-minded, cantankerous, warmongering old geezers like you.

/I'm McCain, I R tough
//I have first stage Alzheimer's

 
Hat Madder 2008-04-25 06:17:59 PM  
Obama campaign responds, "Thanks for that 'respectful campaign' you promised, jackass"

Don't the Republicans know that only Democrats are allowed to use negative campaign tactics? Bitter old farts.

 
AzDownboy [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:21:14 PM  
FTFA terrorist-funding, nuclear-aspiring, holocaust-denying

and gerund-abusing!

 
gtraz 2008-04-25 06:24:59 PM  
You know, the more I think about this the more it pisses me off. I honestly thought that McCain was a better man than that. I thought he kissed the party's ass a bit too much in the last 8 years but I thought he was more of a standup guy. I guess I was wrong.

 
boomaze 2008-04-25 06:27:15 PM  
gtraz: You know, the more I think about this the more it pisses me off. I honestly thought that McCain was a better man than that. I thought he kissed the party's ass a bit too much in the last 8 years but I thought he was more of a standup guy. I guess I was wrong.

Nobody has ever even come close to falling as far as McCain has in my eyes. If this is what the Republican party does to people, I don't know how anybody can still support it.

 
MrPerfectSU 2008-04-25 06:29:17 PM  
boomaze: Nobody has ever even come close to falling as far as McCain has in my eyes. If this is what the Republican party does to people, I don't know how anybody can still support it.

I used to really like McCain back in the 90s, but he apparently has gone crazy over the last 10 years.

 
Churchill2004 [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:30:08 PM  
espiaboricua: hillbillypharmacist: Situation #1: You do everything Hamas says.
Situation #2: You do the opposite of everything Hamas says.

In which of these situations does Hamas exert more control of your life?

Answer: This is a trick question! Both situations have Hamas exerting exactly the same amount of control of your life.

THIS. Thank you.


And that applies to all terrorist groups.

 
Rovian 2008-04-25 06:30:33 PM  
Trying to guess or second guess who Hamas wants to win is a futile exercise in stupidity, so this should play well with people who would still consider voting republican after 8 long years of tired failure.

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-25 06:31:28 PM  
I think the fact that the Shia backed Hamas wants to vote for Barak Obama, requires us to further consider is "Muslim" roots. He did, after all, study at a Madrassa.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:32:10 PM  
listen. right now the radical Islamists are laughing their asses off.
Bin Laden tells us what his plan is in the 90's. It's to bog us down in the middle east just like Russia in Afghanistan and bleed us dry economically while OPEC tightens their grip on our balls using the war as an excuse to raise prices.
He was praying Bush would open Iraq to him and his people and raise a new bigger generation of recruits.
They want us to stay and bankrupt the bank and the military.

Now which party do you think they would really want in power?
One who will end the war or one who will stay until we go broke?

Yes Virginia terrorists know about reverse psychology.
And their entire game is about political machination through violence and propaganda. Kinda like ours.

 
importedbeer 2008-04-25 06:33:29 PM  
RandomExcess
. He did, after all, study at a Madrassa.

I went to Catholic school. How scary is that in the OMFG scale?

 
Rovian 2008-04-25 06:35:15 PM  
http://www.johnmccain.com/Contact/

 
boomaze 2008-04-25 06:37:13 PM  
MrPerfectSU: boomaze: Nobody has ever even come close to falling as far as McCain has in my eyes. If this is what the Republican party does to people, I don't know how anybody can still support it.

I used to really like McCain back in the 90s, but he apparently has gone crazy over the last 10 years.


He is burying himself. People are sick of the neocon personal bashing bullshiat. Why is he embracing it?

 
MPAVictoria 2008-04-25 06:37:48 PM  
Nabb1: Yeah, truth hurts, don't it, Barry?

So the american rightwing takes their marching orders from Hamas now do they?

 
moothemagiccow 2008-04-25 06:38:36 PM  
IF IT'S NOT A QUOTE

DONT PUT IT IN QUOTES

How farking hard is this?

 
dougiezerosag 2008-04-25 06:38:44 PM  
Can anyone link me to the Hamms press release endorsing Obama?

I did a google search and only found links to Powerline.com, Foxnews.com and Newsmax.com

 
MPAVictoria 2008-04-25 06:39:42 PM  
dougiezerosag: Can anyone link me to the Hamms press release endorsing Obama?

I did a google search and only found links to Powerline.com, Foxnews.com and Newsmax.com


Fine upstanding, objective news sources those...
;-)

 
BMulligan 2008-04-25 06:40:22 PM  
MrPerfectSU:

I used to really like McCain back in the 90s, but he apparently has gone crazy over the last 10 years.

You're a johnny-come-lately to the McCain bandwagon - personally, I became a big fan in 1989 (new window).

 
Shaggy_C 2008-04-25 06:41:13 PM  
Hamas is a political party duly elected to office.

 
Rovian 2008-04-25 06:41:22 PM  
moothemagiccow

""""""I endorse Hamas for President"""""

/"" ^ ^

 
blade1228 2008-04-25 06:42:49 PM  
RandomExcess: I think the fact that the Shia backed Hamas wants to vote for Barak Obama, requires us to further consider is "Muslim" roots. He did, after all, study at a Madrassa.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle."

 
MPAVictoria 2008-04-25 06:43:56 PM  
Shaggy_C: Hamas is a political party duly elected to office.

While at the same time being a bunch of terrorist douches. That does not mean that american voters should consider the endorsemet of Hamas when selecting the next President.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-04-25 06:45:33 PM  
MPAVictoria: While at the same time being a bunch of terrorist douches.

Define 'terrorist douche'.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:45:42 PM  
McCain is going to run with the slime campaign. It's all they got. That and fear.

 
MPAVictoria 2008-04-25 06:47:21 PM  
Shaggy_C: MPAVictoria: While at the same time being a bunch of terrorist douches.

Define 'terrorist douche'.


Hides behind civilians to kill other innocent civilians.

 
Arbitrator 2008-04-25 06:47:53 PM  
gtraz: You know, the more I think about this the more it pisses me off. I honestly thought that McCain was a better man than that. I thought he kissed the party's ass a bit too much in the last 8 years but I thought he was more of a standup guy. I guess I was wrong.

Came in here to say this. I really have no idea why people would be attracted to McCain's character anymore. Not that I was ever naive enough to believe it, but it takes a true dumbass not to notice how much it's slipping now.

 
Fightin' Helmfish 2008-04-25 06:49:30 PM  
I had no idea that John McCain and Hamas were so close... how else would he know what they want or how to provide it for them?

Or was it Iran? He confuses the two sometimes, especially if in all the hustle and bustle of the day he had to blow right through naptime.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-25 06:50:58 PM  
gtraz: if bin Laden had any sense of humor or mischief he'd send in a tape endorsing McCain.

haha I would love that just for the laughs.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-04-25 06:50:59 PM  
MPAVictoria: Hides behind civilians to kill other innocent civilians.

Are we talking about the government or individuals? I'm confused.

 
MPAVictoria 2008-04-25 06:52:54 PM  
Shaggy
Not sure why you are confused...
Sorry
:-)

 
seventypercent [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:55:52 PM  
You know, if the people at Stormfront.org "endorsed" John McCain tomorrow, I would suggest that no candidate can control who makes statements (either for or against) him, and that we can obviously draw no conclusions about John McCain on the basis of such an "endorsement". I guess that to the extreme right, this sort of pragmatic common sense is what makes us liberals "elitists".

 
MPAVictoria 2008-04-25 06:57:16 PM  
seventypercent: You know, if the people at Stormfront.org "endorsed" John McCain tomorrow, I would suggest that no candidate can control who makes statements (either for or against) him, and that we can obviously draw no conclusions about John McCain on the basis of such an "endorsement". I guess that to the extreme right, this sort of pragmatic common sense is what makes us liberals "elitists".

This! A candidate has no control over any of the yahoos who may choose to support him/her.

 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:57:19 PM  
gtraz: God, if bin Laden had any sense of humor or mischief he'd send in a tape endorsing McCain.

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John McCain is a great American! Please, if you love your country, vote for him!

 
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