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(New West) Dumbass With his career perpetually stalled, Sen. Larry Craig's legal expenses have forced him to repeatedly tap his own campaign fund, but Congress now takes a wide stance on preventing further withdrawals. Penis   (newwest.net) divider line 25
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RevLovejoy 2008-04-25 03:56:38 PM  
+1 subby, you win one shiny internet.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-04-25 03:57:29 PM  
So does this stall his campaign?

 
GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 03:58:01 PM  
"wide stance" in a headline is apparently an insta-green.

 
epyonyx 2008-04-25 04:00:04 PM  
Wow. Why does this headline seem familiar?

/deja vu

 
BMulligan 2008-04-25 04:00:06 PM  
You know, Larry Craig stories just never get old. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

 
Rann Xerox 2008-04-25 04:02:08 PM  
FTA: "Aside from a pair of retirement accounts, Craig has just one other account to draw from. It's with the Senate's federal credit union and contains between $50,000 and $100,000, according to a financial disclosure report filed with the Senate."

"He also could tap his wife's...."

Craig didn't want to tap his wife, which is why he's in a wide stance today.

/Got nuthin'
//Hurry up end-of-work day.

 
quatchi 2008-04-25 04:02:54 PM  
"perpetually stalled"

* wipes tear of laughter from eye *

Subby's got so much much WIN he (or she) had to add on an extra room!

/At least Leisure Suit Larry Craig didn't have to experience the penal system first hand.

 
Churchy LaFemme 2008-04-25 04:04:34 PM  
They should prevent Don Young (R)ightarded, from using campaign contributions for his defense, as well.

$1.1 million and counting...

 
moops 2008-04-25 04:12:40 PM  
Billy Martin is his lawyer?

www.simplyfired.com

 
Crude 2008-04-25 04:15:09 PM  
In other news, Former New York Governor Spitzer(D) likes toys up his arse.

Oh? We're not doing that story today? Just more Larry Craig jokes, huh?

Yeah, boy...jokes about someone who tapped his feet in a bathroom stall just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

 
pootsie 2008-04-25 04:16:53 PM  
Crude: just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

You pegged that one!

 
ConservativesBlow 2008-04-25 04:17:01 PM  
Crude: In other news, Former New York Governor Spitzer(D) likes toys up his arse.

Oh? We're not doing that story today? Just more Larry Craig jokes, huh?

Yeah, boy...jokes about someone who tapped his feet in a bathroom stall just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

Larry Craig was outspoken on his homophobic policies, up until it was revealed he was a cockgobbler.

Ironic sleazy > regular sleazy.

 
rppp01a 2008-04-25 04:19:48 PM  
Crude: In other news, Former New York Governor Spitzer(D) likes toys up his arse.

Oh? We're not doing that story today? Just more Larry Craig jokes, huh?

Yeah, boy...jokes about someone who tapped his feet in a bathroom stall just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

That story was yesterday. This one is today. Maybe tomorrow we can do one on Hillary and her girlfriend.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-04-25 04:21:57 PM  
Crude: In other news, Former New York Governor Spitzer(D) likes toys up his arse.

Oh? We're not doing that story today? Just more Larry Craig jokes, huh?

Yeah, boy...jokes about someone who tapped his feet in a bathroom stall just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

Spitzer stepped down from office. Larry Craig didn't.

 
Hetfield 2008-04-25 04:27:28 PM  
I submitted this with a bigger Penis.

 
willicus 2008-04-25 04:35:34 PM  
ConservativesBlow: Crude: In other news, Former New York Governor Spitzer(D) likes toys up his arse.

Oh? We're not doing that story today? Just more Larry Craig jokes, huh?

Yeah, boy...jokes about someone who tapped his feet in a bathroom stall just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

Larry Craig was outspoken on his homophobic policies, up until it was revealed he was a cockgobbler.

Ironic sleazy > regular sleazy.

Eliot Spitzer was outspoken against prostitution rings and corruption.

 
willicus 2008-04-25 04:36:40 PM  
willicus: ConservativesBlow: Crude: In other news, Former New York Governor Spitzer(D) likes toys up his arse.

Oh? We're not doing that story today? Just more Larry Craig jokes, huh?

Yeah, boy...jokes about someone who tapped his feet in a bathroom stall just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

Larry Craig was outspoken on his homophobic policies, up until it was revealed he was a cockgobbler.

Ironic sleazy > regular sleazy.

Eliot Spitzer was outspoken against prostitution rings and corruption.

Oh, and it's more hypocritical sleazy than ironic.

 
wage0048 2008-04-25 04:40:26 PM  
rppp01a: That story was yesterday. This one is today. Maybe tomorrow we can do one on Hillary and her girlfriend.


Scary to think anyone would want to hit that...

 
Tackboard 2008-04-25 04:41:00 PM  
You would think the RNC would have some sort of legal fund set up for something like this by now... Or why hasn't President Bush simple pardoned Senator Craig??

 
Arbitrator 2008-04-25 04:41:50 PM  
Tackboard: Or why hasn't President Bush simple pardoned Senator Craig??

That'll go over real well with the 30%.

 
tiiger 2008-04-25 04:42:59 PM  
wage0048: rppp01a: That story was yesterday. This one is today. Maybe tomorrow we can do one on Hillary and her girlfriend.


Scary to think anyone would want to hit that...

Women are attracted to power.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-04-25 04:43:51 PM  
pootsie: Crude: just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

You pegged that one!

*cracks up*

 
fernt 2008-04-25 04:43:54 PM  
+1 subby

/or should I say 'stubby'

 
quatchi 2008-04-25 04:49:39 PM  
pootsie: Crude: just can't beat a governor caught with strap-on wielding hookers.

You pegged that one!

Dan Savage sees wot you did there!

 
m0llusk [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 08:58:15 PM  
What he needs to resolve all this is a hostage situation.

 
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