Wait...are you telling me all those yellow ribbon magnets don't work.

Now that's how you support the troops...

keylock71: Now that's how you support the troops...

what this story fails to mention is it is part of the president's new diet plan for overweight soldiers.

The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

"When I went to Baghdad recently, they had a big buffet of food at every stop,"

Because there's no chance in hell the buffets were set up specifically for Mary's dog and pony show.

W.T.F.

FTA: "When I went to Baghdad recently, they had a big buffet of food at every stop," she said. "It may just be an isolated incident at the location where they are stationed or it could be an issue of quantity."

The one thing the military has always done for its troops is feed them. MREs or buffets, there is always something. I'm guessing it's not a lack of food, but a lack of giving them a lunch break. If they don't even have the food to begin with, someone needs to get fired.

If only he realized it's just as hard to put food on our soldiers as it is to put food on our families.

Here's your veggies, troop.

/Ronald Reagan Money-saving Meal-plan

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

I hope you're being sarcastic. Because otherwise that would mean you are something of a tard.

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

I believe the term I am looking for here is "fark-all to do with anything"

/unless my Sarcasmotron 5000 is on the blink again

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

Feeding soldiers is for terrorists and commie pinko-fags. Why does the Durant Democrat hate America?

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

Here it is from a source you'll like much better...

fair and balanced

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

...

Wow. I'm amazed that you can operate a computer in any capacity. I mean, that's a special kind of ignorant.

and WHHHHYYYYY are you not allowed to eat jelly donuts Pile?

keylock71: BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

Here it is from a source you'll like much better...

fair and balanced

And, for the record, both Mary Fallin and Tom Cole are Republicans

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

I know you've been beat up for this already, but the Durant Daily Democrat has been in print for a century. Rarely do publications with a strong bias for a political party last very long.

Just like the "Christian Science Monitor." Their reporting has little to do with Christian Science.

Furthermore, in 1901, when the Durant Democrat was formed, it wasn't the "gay-rights-terrorist-loving-America-hating" Democrat, that you assume all Democrats are. It was the "Strom-Thurmond-let's-make-sure-the-black-folk-don't-mix-with-the-white-folk" Dixiecrat.

To summarize: FAIL.

Hey, Bush apologists: explain how THIS is ok. Explain how you can still say that he supports the troops. Any of you. Oh wait, you're running as fast as you can from this thread going "LALALALA I can't hear you!"

BillCo: The Durant Democrat. Hmmmm..... I wonder what their political leaning is?

True, only a liberal paper would report about not supporting the troops, a conservative one would say everything is a-ok and spin it.

Good catch.

rufus-t-firefly: Wait...are you telling me all those yellow ribbon magnets don't work.

but but but I bought like 70!? That should be enough to buy them lunch, right?? RIGHT???

/Hurrah for ribbons. Feel good about yourself for doing nothing!

Dear Stupid anti war farkers,

As a soldier out in the desert I can learn to appreciate my 12oz of haliburton piss water and tubed transfat that is supposed to last me a week out in the desert.

At least I have 3 bullets and no armor.

I see no point of this article.

I get 12 square meals every 18 months, more than enough food for a 10 year old somalian for a week.

Please send me socks and underwear. they only gave me 1 pair.

Sincerely

Army Guy in Persian Gulf

Etchy333: Furthermore, in 1901, when the Durant Democrat was formed, it wasn't the "gay-rights-terrorist-loving-America-hating" Democrat, that you assume all Democrats are. It was the "Strom-Thurmond-let's-make-sure-the-black-folk-don't-mix-with-the-white-folk" Dixiecrat.

Not to mention the primary definition of the word "democrat" is: "One who is an adherent or advocate of democracy, or government by the people." There is a certain political party whose members call themselves "Democrats," but there are plenty of newspapers (including a couple around here in small mountain communities that are ultra right wing) that have called themselves the "Democrat" for 100 years or more, and named the paper with the dictionary definition in mind rather than as a reference to any political party.

In other news, my local paper, the Sacramento Bee, is neither published by nor read by insects!

FTFA: notified Oklahoma City television station KOCO after receiving an e-mail from his daughter, Kristy Fleshman

I going to hell for being amused by the fact that the hungry chick's name is Fleshman?

But, I'm sure the Blackwater guys are eating steak every day.

SUPPORT THE CONTRACTORS!!!!!!

Talking points and spin currently being distributed, please hold...

Holy jumping Jesus on a pogo stick - you Lefties sure got your shave of mental masturbation today. I sincerely hope you don't stroke-out.

Smells like ownage in this thread...

MRE = My Ramen hEll

Satan_Sunburn: Holy jumping Jesus on a pogo stick - you Lefties sure got your shave of mental masturbation today. I sincerely hope you don't stroke-out.

Never shave while you masturbate.

Care to enlighten us on how this is a good thing for morale?

GWLush: Satan_Sunburn: Holy jumping Jesus on a pogo stick - you Lefties sure got your shave of mental masturbation today. I sincerely hope you don't stroke-out.

Never shave while you masturbate.

Care to enlighten us on how this is a good thing for morale?

Fark morale, wanna tell me how 9 hours in a non-combat situation without grub is good for operation readiness?

Cornwell: GWLush: Satan_Sunburn: Holy jumping Jesus on a pogo stick - you Lefties sure got your shave of mental masturbation today. I sincerely hope you don't stroke-out.

Never shave while you masturbate.

Care to enlighten us on how this is a good thing for morale?

Fark morale, wanna tell me how 9 hours in a non-combat situation without grub is good for operation readiness?

That too.

"OK Sarge, no problem, we'll attack right after lunch."

rufus-t-firefly: Wait...are you telling me all those yellow ribbon magnets don't work.

Sure they do. They're mustard flavored.

GAT_00: Hey, Bush apologists: explain how THIS is ok. Explain how you can still say that he supports the troops. Any of you. Oh wait, you're running as fast as you can from this thread going "LALALALA I can't hear you!"

farking wow, you're a moron.

It's about time we start taking lessons from those poor Haitians and feed our troops the mud cookies.

He's starving them over there so he doesn't have to starve them over here?

kntgsp: They tell me the National Guard are the punchline of every fat joke in Iraq.

The number of people in my guard unit who are overweight outnumber the number of people who are in decent shape.

The National Guard is full of a bunch of fatties. There is no denying this, and I think it's horrible.

Server hickup. Continue smarm.

"When I went to Baghdad recently, they had a big buffet of food at every stop,"

They surely wouldn't do anything extra, to give people touring iraq to assess the situation, to make things look better than they are, would they?

PullmyHair: It's about time we start taking lessons from those poor Haitians and feed our troops the mud cookies.

Hey PullmyHair. I have to say something here because I sense a certain degree of hostility coming from you in many of your posts...

Did you ever see the movie "Kelley's Heros"?. You know, Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles, and Donald Southerland. Fun movie, right? And Southerland's character is this kind of whacked out guy on the tank and his driver mechanic is the captain from The Love Boat. Yeah, his name escapes me but in Kelley's Heros his name is Moriarty and he's always biatching and moaning about shiat. And Southerland (who is referred to in the movie as "Oddball") is always ragging on the Love Boat Guy for being negative. "Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves," he says.

So I just wanted to point out that I have noticed that you seem to be laying down the negative waves, and I would entreat you to think beautiful things man, think beautiful things.

/crap TFD is down
//like hell if I am going to slum with you liters
///time to take my dog for a walk

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Here's your veggies, troop.

/Ronald Reagan Money-saving Meal-plan

WIN. Total win.

Tigger: and WHHHHYYYYY are you not allowed to eat jelly donuts Pile?

Because I'm too heavy, sir!!

Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!!!

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Here's your veggies, troop.

/Ronald Reagan Money-saving Meal-plan

That stuff is all freeze-dried now and still tastes like crap!

Jeremy Bates: If you supported the Iraq War, fark you. If you still support it, kill yourself by joining the Army.

FTFY

Cyberluddite: Cyberluddite: there are plenty of newspapers (including a couple around here in small mountain communities that are ultra right wing) that have called themselves the "Democrat" for 100 years or more, and named the paper with the dictionary definition in mind rather than as a reference to any political party.

I should also mention that there are plenty of newspapers around called the "Republican," and similarly, I assume that papers such as these named their newspapers with the dictionary definition of that term in mind: "One who favors a republic as the best form of government." But you would have to ask some of these guys to be sure:

Um... that's because they are all always right. Duh.

It's a Democratic congress right now libtards!

[/sarcasm].... kinda?

GAT_00: Hey, Bush apologists: explain how THIS is ok. Explain how you can still say that he supports the troops. Any of you. Oh wait, you're running as fast as you can from this thread going "LALALALA I can't hear you!"

I'm the opposite of a Bush apologist, yet I have the werewithal to be interested in the situation yet reserve my contemptuous outrage for further details or independant confirmation of the situation.

I'm calling shenanigans on this.

SHENANIGANS.

I know several people that have been specifically to camp Bucca - including recently - both military and civilian and none of them were being deprived of farking food. In fact, they all had complimentary things to say about the food.

I think it's more likely someone's little snowflake is in over her head, and decided to gripe to someone back home who is blowing shiat out of proportion.

Shenanigans!

nobozo: MRE = My Ramen hEll

More like:
M - Making
R - Retching
E - Easy

How they ever got classified as a food, I'll never know.

This is the War on Terror, not the Buffet at Caesar's Palace motherfarker!