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(Houston Chronicle) Hero U.S. President George Washington: "I can not tell a lie. I did it." U.S. Representative Craig Washington: "God made me shoot at him."   (chron.com) divider line 22
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PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 02:57:42 PM  
All is ok, as long as it's divinely commanded. Ask the Caananites. They are cool being the victim of War Crimes, because the Hebrew God commanded it.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 03:13:18 PM  
www.thetownie.com

"Hi there."

 
burndtdan 2008-04-25 03:14:34 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: All is ok, as long as it's divinely commanded. Ask the Caananites. They are cool being the victim of War Crimes, because the Hebrew God commanded it.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

 
Kyndig [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 03:50:20 PM  
Does anyone have a link to an article on this case that has something resembling real information?

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 04:12:06 PM  
Way off topic, but, this made me think about the whole "why are most Washington's black" topic:

Good article about it:
Link (new window)

/also explains The Jefferson's

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 04:42:41 PM  
Washington would not discuss details of the case, saying instead that he believes God may have put him in this situation to educate citizens on their constitutional rights.

So, instead of just snapping his divine fingers and willing the "correct" view of the Constitution into the mind and soul of Americans, he decided to have you shoot at people?

Yeah...mysterious ways, indeed.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 04:59:32 PM  
dletter: Way off topic, but, this made me think about the whole "why are most Washington's black" topic:

Good article about it:
Link (new window)

/also explains The Jefferson's


The Jefferson's what?

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 05:03:05 PM  
CruiserTwelve: The Jefferson's what?

Move on up to the East side? To a deluxe apartment in the sky?

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 05:50:32 PM  
I love that he busted out this old and busted cliche:

Quoting the adage that prosecutors could indict a ham sandwich, Washington said the indictment on a charge of aggravated assault is not evidence against him.

Umm, no. True, it's not evidence against him, but it's a sign that the charges are serious and deserve a full hearing.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:32:37 PM  
George Washington: "I cannot tell a lie."
Richard Nixon: "I cannot tell the truth."
George Bush: "I cannot tell the difference."

/Okay, so that's been used for many politicians .

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:35:06 PM  
There is absolutely no historical evidence that George Washington said that after chopping down a cherry tree. It was invented

/yes I know I am taking things too literally.

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2008-04-25 06:36:11 PM  
Snarfangel: George Washington: "I cannot tell a lie."
Richard Nixon: "I cannot tell the truth."
George Bush: "I cannot tell the difference."

/Okay, so that's been used for many politicians .


Bill Clinton: "It depends on your definition of truth"

 
Tommy Moo 2008-04-25 06:37:32 PM  
I'm pretty sure that cherry tree story is apocryphal.

 
Richard Pye 2008-04-25 06:40:10 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: Ask the Caananites.

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CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!?

 
Dr.Zom 2008-04-25 06:44:48 PM  
dletter: Way off topic, but, this made me think about the whole "why are most Washington's black" topic:

Good article about it:
Link (new window)

/also explains The Jefferson's


Interesting, thanks.

 
Pixelvision 2008-04-25 06:46:07 PM  
George Washington wasn't black?!

 
moops 2008-04-25 06:51:53 PM  
Who is going to be the first conservative to complain that they didn't note his party affiliation early enough in TFA?

 
mongbiohazard 2008-04-25 07:34:36 PM  
And look at that! They didn't even mention he was a Democrat until you get all the way to the end of TFA! If that was a Republican you just KNOW that not only would the newspaper have put it in the headline, but so would have smitty.

Oh, and if it was a Republican he wouldn't have missed.


/there you go moops, enjoy!

 
Sum Dum Gai 2008-04-25 08:37:59 PM  
Washington, Washington. Six foot twenty farking killin' for fun.

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2008-04-25 08:50:40 PM  
moops:: Who is going to be the first conservative to complain that they didn't note his party affiliation early enough in TFA?.

Meh. He's out of office, so no biggie on that.

On the other hand, when the guy saying "God chose me to explain the 2nd Amendment to you" is a Democrat, that's pretty much evidence that Texas needs its own tag right there, I think all objective people can agree.

 
WiteBuddha 2008-04-26 10:00:27 AM  
But what does it mean if George never said that.

Which, he didn't.

 
yequalsy 2008-04-26 10:51:45 AM  
I used to live in the district that Craig Washington represented. He was a fun kind of crazy back then but pretty useless in Congress. But talk about a district that has had a steady decline in representation quality since it was created: Barbara Jordan (terrific) => Mickey Leland (good) => Craig Washington (fair to bad) => Sheila Jackson Lee (awful, horrible, terrible).

 
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