Яeally? ЯeЯЯish noooooooo!

"You spelled corn wrong."

ARE YOU READDDYYYYYYYYY!????!!!

Damn, I know I'm going to get my chance to hit that, every man in America will, but I hope it's not completely worn out by then!

but when is the divorce?

I liked her better when she liked girls.

NightOwl2255: Damn, I know I'm going to get my chance to hit that, every man in America will, but I hope it's not completely worn out by then!

Way too late for that. Hell, even Rodman hit that.

NightOwl2255: Damn, I know I'm going to get my chance to hit that, every man in America will, but I hope it's not completely worn out by then!

Look at who she's been with, I don't think you need worry.

Sheesh, stars. It's all ya, ya, ya.

It's about time she settled down with a nice fella.

I don't care who has hit that. Carmen Electra is still gorgeous. She's always been naturally pretty -- the boob job and makeup were just unnecessary. Too bad she has such filthy taste in men (but then, that's my in).

Hmm, so we know they will be in the same room at some point.

"Lionel, fetch my Buffalo-Gun!!"

MorningConstitution: You spelled corn wrong."

I loved that episode!

It's sad, though, that I came here looking for pictures of Carmen Electra (preferably in her heydey), and the first picture I see is one of Adrian Monk...

It's sadder that it made me giggle like the proverbial schoolgirl

Which, by sheerest coincidence, brings me back to Carmen Electra...I'm sure she's done a trampy schoolgirl shoot...ring on the pics.

\Hmm...in retrospect this could be a bad post...someone skimming the responses might think I was asking for a picture of Monk in a schoolgirl outfit....it would have to be Photoshopped of course...and surely no one here would stoop THAT low...

froggie818: MorningConstitution: You spelled corn wrong."

I loved that episode!

It's sad, though, that I came here looking for pictures of Carmen Electra (preferably in her heydey), and the first picture I see is one of Adrian Monk...

It's sadder that it made me giggle like the proverbial schoolgirl

Which, by sheerest coincidence, brings me back to Carmen Electra...I'm sure she's done a trampy schoolgirl shoot...ring on the pics.

\Hmm...in retrospect this could be a bad post...someone skimming the responses might think I was asking for a picture of Monk in a schoolgirl outfit....it would have to be Photoshopped of course...and surely no one here would stoop THAT low...

Prod them with sticks, why don't you?

Who the heck is Cayamen Electyaa, and why would I care if she is mayayaying Yaob Patteyason (who ever he is).

WHo the hell is Rob Peterson? Gots to be new.

Woopty damn doo! Lets hear some real stories about some none whorish women!

dittybopper: Who the heck is Cayamen Electyaa, and why would I care if she is mayayaying Yaob Patteyason (who ever he is).

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

AgentTate: froggie818: \Hmm...in retrospect this could be a bad post...someone skimming the responses might think I was asking for a picture of Monk in a schoolgirl outfit....it would have to be Photoshopped of course...and surely no one here would stoop THAT low...

Prod them with sticks, why don't you?

Somehow, I don't think that will be necessary. :)

Who the hell is Rob Patterson? He's not in Korn, that's for sure.

Arbitrator: I don't care who has hit that. Carmen Electra is still gorgeous. She's always been naturally pretty -- the boob job and makeup were just unnecessary. Too bad she has such filthy taste in men (but then, that's my in).

WTF?

Since when was the skank look ever considered "naturally pretty"?

In fact, I would say that I see more naturally pretty chicks in my daily life who are 100 times prettier than Electra, in the classical sense that is.

/never really liked the whole whore-look that Electra, Pamela Anderson, and WWF babes epitomize
//always feel their "sexiness" was a bit forced in my opinion

*yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

i enjoy carmen. i enjoy her aerobic striptease workouts, as well. they really are a fun way to work out.

/secretly, i feel awesome when she says stuff like "omg, i keep forgetting to breathe!"
//i am the smartz. in...out...

Raskolnikov's Angst: Since when was the skank look ever considered "naturally pretty"?

You're confusing image with appearance. She has the skank image. But her features (eyes, in particular) are unique. She also has the distinction of making it as a brunette in a culture where blondes are highly prized. Most blondes are extremely plain-looking if you look at the face; a brunette really has to have something compelling. I believe Carmen Electra has that.

I don't disagree that she is a skank. However, with a different career path and publicist, I think she could have been the same type of classical beauty you prize.

Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

There, there, kitty. We'll bide our time. I'm sure someone will have those Monk pictures up any time now...


I really should go home. I'm obviously done working for the day...

she really seems to have a thing for dirty looking people, doesn't she?

NightOwl2255: Damn, I know I'm going to get my chance to hit that, every man in America will, but I hope it's not completely worn out by then!

can a canadian dude get in on that? hell, i'll wait for sloppy 150 millionths...

steviesgirl777: Woopty damn doo! Lets hear some real stories about some none whorish women!

Here you go:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/20/polygamy.sect/

froggie818: Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

There, there, kitty. We'll bide our time. I'm sure someone will have those Monk pictures up any time now...


I really should go home. I'm obviously done working for the day...

tee hee hee!

AgentTate: dittybopper: Who the heck is Cayamen Electyaa, and why would I care if she is mayayaying Yaob Patteyason (who ever he is).

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

I thought mine was funnier.

Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

Sorry babe. This is pretty much all we do.

KoЯmen?

LaurenAguilera: i enjoy carmen. i enjoy her aerobic striptease workouts, as well. they really are a fun way to work out.

/secretly, i feel awesome when she says stuff like "omg, i keep forgetting to breathe!"
//i am the smartz. in...out...

Wow, I just can't add you to my favorite farkers list fast enough!

I dunno, is she hot? Yes in a removed esoteric sense. Would I bang her? Hell, at this point, I dunno, certainly before Anderson, WAY before Hilton, Spears, and Kardashian. But she'd be the last kid picked in my own private game of pattycake if the other kids lined up in the gym were Allyson Hannigan, Mila Kunis, Evangaline Lily, etc.

That girl's picker is broken.

carmody: That girl's picker is broken.

"Picker"? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

\Wait, what? You mean that wasn't a "hot dog in a hallway" joke?
\\In that case, I don't get it. (At least not as much as Carmen does!)
\\\Here all week, try the veal, yada, yada, yada...

steviesgirl777: Woopty damn doo! Lets hear some real stories about some none whorish women!

....beginning to think there aren't any....hope he's got his shots....

for good or for awesome: Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

Sorry babe. This is pretty much all we do.

She can find it a way to make it about her...

Rose Red: for good or for awesome: Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

Sorry babe. This is pretty much all we do.

She can find it a way to make it about her...


Ooo...this is gonna get juicy. Since the pics (monk or otherwise) are slow in coming, I'm content to sit back and watch a good cat fight! :)

\$5 on Sarcastica

What does she do? I know in the 90s she was a Playboy bunny or something right? What does she do now though? Why is she still famous? She doesn't even appear to have a self-destructive streak a la Anna Nicole.

Save your dough. Not bothering.

I KNOW there are many pictures that would make this thread super special. Anyone? Help out a gal at work.

Apparently Rob just recently got shafted out of Korn. He basically replaced Head after he left, but was kept off stage hidden during shows. Eventually, a touring band was brought on and they brought him out to share the stage.

Link (More info here)

I bet they registered at Toys 'Я Us.

Clint Lowery is replacing Rob Patterson? Didn't Clint just rejoin Sevendust?

Jaloola: I KNOW there are many pictures that would make this thread super special. Anyone? Help out a gal at work.

GIS for "super special"




MMMMMMMMM-oterboat!

Ok, so Carmen Electra goes out of play, just as Angie Everhart goes in.

It's a zero-sum game, fellas.

towatchoverme - That picture is almost better than one of a half naked hottie. Almost.

for good or for awesome: Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

Sorry babe. This is pretty much all we do.

You do Carmen Electra?

/I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Rose Red: for good or for awesome: Sarcastica75: *yawns and stretches*

Mow. Kitteh is bored.

Sorry babe. This is pretty much all we do.

She can find it a way to make it about her...

Wow. Teh Intertubes are serious business! I always make it about me. Why I post pics of my tits on every thread I visit. Even this one!

/No, wait...
//I actually poke fun at myself because I'm just kidding.
///who knew?