Well raise my rent...

It was addressed to President Spade.

Someone should tell him ^{"Good luck!"}

Sorry, smitty, I've already played that card.

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West."



/ "Our town is turning into shiattttttt."

The sheriff is near.

Republicans will see few gains from focusing on race, he said.

``They will do so at their own risk of damaging the Republican Party forever,' he said, because ``people are always ahead of leaders.'

I think the Iraq war has done that.

worlddan: I think the Iraq war has done that.

now now, don't disparage the republican party's ability to damage themselves further. i have every faith they can think of new ways, the same as i have faith hillary will get caught lying again.

It's twue, it's twue... oh it's twue!

worlddan: Republicans will see few gains from focusing on race, he said.

``They will do so at their own risk of damaging the Republican Party forever,' he said, because ``people are always ahead of leaders.'

I think the Iraq war has done that.

The Republicans play anti-black shiat every election. It has never hurt them and won't hurt their base here. It is one of their main platforms for chrissakes.

Hillary to Obama:

You did it for Randolph Scott!

rppp01a: It's twue, it's twue... oh it's twue!

True story...right after that in the original script he was suppose to reply "I don't mean to tell you your business mamm, but that's my elbo you're sucking on."

I, too, came to say that the Sheriff is near.

"What did he say?"

"He said the nominee is near!"

Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

Willie Wonka is giving political advice now? Good for him.

mikemoto: You did it for Randolph Scott!

♪♫RANDOLPH SCOOOOOTTTTT♪♫

"Are you nuts?...."

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists!"

/in other words the Clinton political team!

culebra: Willie Wonka is giving political advice now? Good for him.

He's a total policy Wonka.

Obama'll take the n*ggers, ch*nks, and the sp*cs... but he don't want the Irish!

NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

LOL

NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist. I am terrified of black people.



FTFY

NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

If that's the case, then why didn't Michael Steele win the Maryland Senate race in 2006?

The nominee is a DONG!!!

And now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

Make up quote night?

What did you expect in Pennsylvania? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter?

The Homer Tax: NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

If that's the case, then why didn't Michael Steele win the Maryland Senate race in 2006?

He was being sarcastic. Give Homer a donut and he'll go away.

For those of you that don't know. Michael Steele is a black man who ran for US Senator in Maryland as a Republican. He got his ass kicked by a dude named Ben Cardin: a fat, old, white, democrat. The two counties in the state with the highest percentage of black people, Prince George's County, and Baltimore Country, voted overwhelmingly for Cardin.

Black people have been voting for white people since they were given the unfettered right to vote 40 years ago. 52%of polled Clinton voters said they would cross party lines and vote for McCain rather than for for the n-[BONG]. That's why this whole "zOMG black people are racist thing" is funny. Black people have proven that they won't compromise their party ideals for race, while white people can't say the same thing.

NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

It seems like the majority of the decent Republicans (pretty much the entire party, excluding neocons and social-conservatives) are indifferent to the issue of race. I've noticed that they want successful black people in the party, and Bush, for all his faults, clearly isn't a racist. The Republican Party clearly has no love for poor people, most of whom are minorities (per capita), so it does look like they are racists, but their actions aren't so much anti-black as anti-poor.

IIRC, the Republican Party denounced and booted David Duke, as well as others, but the Democrat Party allows "White Niiggers" Byrd into a senior position.

Bill Frist: Make up quote night?

Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!

"Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property the presidency - the rightful owners nominee"



very q&d

Would it pep ya up some Hillary if I was ta shoot that nominee dead?

Suicidal Writer: It seems like the majority of the decent Republicans (pretty much the entire party, excluding neocons and social-conservatives) are indifferent to the issue of race.

Umm....are we talking about the same party? The republican party seems to be primarily composed of neocons and social-conservatives...it's kind of their thing.

Bill Frist: Make up quote night?

Link

TheFoy:
Umm....are we talking about the same party? The republican party seems to be primarily composed of neocons and social-conservatives...it's kind of their thing.

You are correct.

Suicidal Writer: It seems like the majority of the decent Republicans (pretty much the entire party, excluding neocons and social-conservatives) are indifferent to the issue of race. I've noticed that they want successful black people in the party, and Bush, for all his faults, clearly isn't a racist. The Republican Party clearly has no love for poor people, most of whom are minorities (per capita), so it does look like they are racists, but their actions aren't so much anti-black as anti-poor.

IIRC, the Republican Party denounced and booted David Duke, as well as others, but the Democrat Party allows "White Niiggers" Byrd into a senior position.

When you get rid of the Neo-Cons and the Social conservatives, you barely have enough people to fill the Duke Football stadium.

I agree with you that those people aren't racists.

blade1228: NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

How do you know he's a Teutonic twat? He might be an Anglo-Saxon asshole, a Frankish farkhead, or even a Celtic cocksucker, for all you know.

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

America needs ditchdiggers too... Too bad the Mexicans do it just as well if not better, without the biatching and complaining.

Suicidal Writer: It seems like the majority of the decent Republicans (pretty much the entire party, excluding neocons and social-conservatives) are indifferent to the issue of race. I've noticed that they want successful black people in the party, and Bush, for all his faults, clearly isn't a racist. The Republican Party clearly has no love for poor people, most of whom are minorities (per capita), so it does look like they are racists, but their actions aren't so much anti-black as anti-poor.

IIRC, the Republican Party denounced and booted David Duke, as well as others, but the Democrat Party allows "White Niiggers" Byrd into a senior position.


I could believe you if their Southern Strategy didn't work so good time and time again.

The ever-evolving hierarchy of absurd comedies:

The Big Lebowski > Pink Flamingos > The Jerk > Blazing Saddles > Caddyshack > Airplane > pretty much everything else

boomaze:

I could believe you if their Southern Strategy didn't work so good time and time again.

Even the Republican higher-ups are admitting to what their party did.

Doesn't excuse it, but clearly there is a gulf in the party between the types who only care about the color green, and the commoners.

jso2897: blade1228: NYZooMan: Race?

The one clear, unarguably absolute and true lesson to be learned from this primary is that every black American is a racist.

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

How do you know he's a Teutonic twat? He might be an Anglo-Saxon asshole, a Frankish farkhead, or even a Celtic cocksucker, for all you know.

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

Korman FTW (best character in Blazing Saddles)

/Daddy loves froggy. Froggy love daddy?