Iowa?!! the ethanol welfare state

good luck. go positive and for name recognition early, then drop your negative pieces the weekend before the election, so he can't respond. and knock on doors every single day

POAC -- who is your opponent? I'd like to know so I can send him a donation in his campaign against you.

albo: Iowa?!! the ethanol welfare state

Aw Jeeze! You're killing me! I have an ethanol plant going up in my district as we speak! Thanks for the kind words and suggestions. I plan on knocking on every door in my district at least twice.

KaponoFor3: POAC -- who is your opponent? I'd like to know so I can send him a donation in his campaign against you.

Barack Obama. Make it a big donation.

POAC: KaponoFor3: POAC -- who is your opponent? I'd like to know so I can send him a donation in his campaign against you.

Barack Obama. Make it a big donation.

hehehe. i like you. good luck.

POAC: albo: Iowa?!! the ethanol welfare state

Aw Jeeze! You're killing me! I have an ethanol plant going up in my district as we speak! Thanks for the kind words and suggestions. I plan on knocking on every door in my district at least twice.

If you bother me, you will be welcomed with mace

Your website does look nice and professional though

POAC: Barack Obama. Make it a big donation.

LOL, well played.

On a serious note, while I disagree with you vehemently on many political issues, I applaud you for actually getting involved and trying to do something rather than fighting the good fight on fark.

KaponoFor3: Your website does look nice and professional though

That's really nice to hear. Thank you. I did it myself. It's not finished, but it's fleshed out enough to go "live".

POAC: KaponoFor3: Your website does look nice and professional though

That's really nice to hear. Thank you. I did it myself. It's not finished, but it's fleshed out enough to go "live".

I don't live in Iowa but I am the webmaster for my county's democrats and more involved in the democratic process than i should be, so if you ever want someone to bounce ideas or opinions off of...email in profile :-)

cheshirecatsmileyface:
I don't live in Iowa but I am the webmaster for my county's democrats and more involved in the democratic process than i should be, so if you ever want someone to bounce ideas or opinions off of...email in profile :-)

Thanks! I'm all over that.

cheshirecatsmileyface: I don't live in Iowa...

You bear an uncanningly striking resemblance to my fiancee. I've always wanted to tell you that but never have.

wonderful! nice website, indeed. i particularly like your "why i'm running."

KaponoFor3: cheshirecatsmileyface: I don't live in Iowa...

You bear an uncanningly striking resemblance to my fiancee. I've always wanted to tell you that but never have.


Do I? Maybe she's my doppleganger...everybody needs one. Or four.

You lucky, lucky man :-)
No, seriously, congrats on your engagement

POAC: I did it myself. It's not finished, but it's fleshed out enough to go "live".

one flaw i can see: get that nerd off the screen and put on jessica alba.

How would your potential constituents react if they knew that you were a member of a misogynistic, alcoholic cabal with a fetish for cats?

cheshirecatsmileyface: Do I?

She has curlier hair than you and does wear glasses with rims as thick as yours in that picture, but other than that its dead on point.

KaponoFor3: cheshirecatsmileyface: Do I?

She has curlier hair than you and does wear glasses with rims as thick as yours in that picture, but other than that its dead on point.

she must be awesome.

KaponoFor3: does wear glasses

does NOT wear glasses that is

cheshirecatsmileyface: she must be awesome.

Well I'm marrying her so yes, she is awesome-o.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: How would your potential constituents react if they knew that you were a member of a misogynistic, alcoholic cabal with a fetish for cats?

I have a feeling they'll know soon enough.

Guess what, POAC? You're about to be responsible for everything every Farker has ever said.

Good luck. I hope you beat the bastards, though, because you're right.

I found a typo on your homepage.

The second bullet point under "What I'll Do" says "As Representative will do everything possible in my capacity as representative to work for the interest of our consumers, workers, business owners, and farmers in our state."

You left out the "I" in that sentence.

JulioSilverwolf, Thanks. I could go on and on on about why I'm running, so I cut out a lot.
albo, You know, there's nothing like seeing your pic on a website to remind you how much you need to get to the gym. Yikes!
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat, Well, the ones who know me wouldn't be surprised. =-)

KaponoFor3: cheshirecatsmileyface: she must be awesome.

Well I'm marrying her so yes, she is awesome-o.

ask her if she wants to join me in making a clone army of ourselves.

Thanks, Jaboobinator. I'm on it.

POAC: Thanks, Jaboobinator. I'm on it.

No problem. I'd vote for you if I lived in your district. The state legislature down here in FL causes me much "facepalm."

Jaboobinator:
No problem. I'd vote for you if I lived in your district. The state legislature down here in FL causes me much "facepalm."

Well you didn't earn your own fark tag for nothin'!

If I was clever, I would have enabled voting.

POAC: That's really nice to hear. Thank you. I did it myself. It's not finished, but it's fleshed out enough to go "live".

Hey, congrats on standing up and doing something to make a difference as others have said. One suggestion though - I'd remove the animated flag gif from the front page. It looks a biatcheesy. Perhaps something like a static flag blended into the background instead? Just a suggestion. Good luck!

Yes, that should be 'biatcheesy', very wonky.

?! Have I stumbled upon an unknown filter?

I wasn't sure about that .gif. It is a little 1993 AOLish, isn't it? And thank for the kind words.

so i expect your campaign slogan will be written in lolcat?

Calmamity: You're about to be responsible for everything every Farker has ever said.

Whew! That really gets me off the hook on that whole ball waxing thing.

stargazer101: ?! Have I stumbled upon an unknown filter?

"bit" and "cheesy" were too close together. It happens. Tastes like chicken.

GOPOAC!

I'd vote for you, if I didn't live in a completely different state.

Well hell, as long as we're at it, I agree about the anigif, it's distracting.

And:

Just a basic run-down of my stance on the many issues raised by Iowa voters that I have met and spoken with.

Don't belittle your positions with "just"

How about: "A brief overview of my positions on issues raised by Iowa voters I have spoken with."

Calmamity: How about: "A brief overview of my positions on issues raised by Iowa voters I have spoken with."

Done. =-)

Calmamity: I agree about the anigif, it's distracting.

It's only distracting 'cause the windmills aren't moving too.

And where's your farking flag pin, you commie!?

I'm getting one of those constitution lapel pins.

POAC: I'm getting one of those constitution lapel pins.


Also...do you think Rev. Wright loves America as much as you do?

Calmamity: How about: "A brief overview of my positions on issues raised by Iowa voters I have spoken with."

"with which I have spoken."

POAC: Done. =-)

Careful, man, I'm home early from work because I'm coming down with the crud that's going around, so I can do this all day. I may feel like crap, but I'm also bored.

From the same page: Environment

I will work closely with individual citizens as well as private and public organizations to protect our natural resources. The health and wealth of Iowa relies on a clean environment. Here i detail

Capitalize the last "i".

Go POAC!

/lives nowhere near Iowa...

Jaboobinator: with which I have spoken."

Iowa. No monocle needed. Keep your pinky in when you drink the coffee, too.

cheshirecatsmileyface:
Also...do you think Rev. Wright loves America as much as you do?

I'm sure he damns it more.

Calmamity: Capitalize the last "i".
Got it. Thanks!

cheshirecatsmileyface: Also...do you think Rev. Wright loves America as much as you do?

Bwahaahaa, include this as an Easter Egg somewhere!