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Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-04-24 02:12:24 PM  
Wow, that was so painful to watch. Yet I could not turn away.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-24 02:40:22 PM  
THAT WAS AWESOME!

First off, Envy... he was okay. Was he really stylin' free? Doubtful. But he had a little something memorized and it was okay. Stick with it kid, and you'll get some chops.

But then! The one-mic-wonder Eli!@! the only thing more fantastic than his flow was the video production techniques; the mirror split screen, the heart-shaped focus... I mean they had more video tricks than he had hot licks! And he dissed Rosie O'Donnel in there. HIS SKILLZ KNOW NO BOUNDS!

/honestly? I'm afraid of Eli. His grasp of reality is so tenuous I think he'll snap at any moment and start beating you to death with a text book... CLASS OF 2005~!

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-24 02:41:45 PM  
Oh, and that was absolutely Instupituous!

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-04-24 04:48:59 PM  
mekkab: Oh, and that was absolutely Instupituous!

All right, what's the original reference on that? I heard that on the Deltron album.

 
DanThe1Man [TotalFark] 2008-04-24 05:13:13 PM  
Worst than Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros? (new window)

 
cool9333 [TotalFark] 2008-04-24 05:48:28 PM  
Cagey B: mekkab: Oh, and that was absolutely Instupituous!

All right, what's the original reference on that? I heard that on the Deltron album.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=instupituous

 
Gunny Highway 2008-04-24 06:37:26 PM  
Me and my friends have been watching this for weeks. shiat is so funny

"Im the best mang.....I diid it"

 
chopit 2008-04-24 06:39:44 PM  
Huh. I always heard it as "instupicuous". Learn something new every day.

 
GBmanNC 2008-04-24 06:50:19 PM  
Eli will farking cut off your head and stick it in his refrigerator. God damn look at those crazy eyes, crack is bad kids.

 
mahavishnunj 2008-04-24 06:56:57 PM  
submitter, thank you for this.

 
mahavishnunj 2008-04-24 06:58:35 PM  
one more thing-the host said this HAD to be better than last week. someone absolutely must find video of that.

 
Bastiat's Last Disciple 2008-04-24 07:02:48 PM  
Subby here: So stoked this got greenlit, best vid I ever found.

/Eli will cut out your still beating heart, eat it, and then dis Rosie O'Donnell with your corpse.

 
Glitchwerks 2008-04-24 07:04:33 PM  
The host is awfully touchy feely.

 
TSE 2008-04-24 07:58:50 PM  
"English, motherfarker! Do you speak it?"

 
j.r.20k 2008-04-24 08:21:24 PM  
i've been loving this clip since last week or so.

the still gif and the still pics are keepers.

 
xgnu 2008-04-24 09:02:36 PM  
I can't tell the difference between this and what i hear out of da speakaz when i roll dirty through the hood.

-opeth-

 
I_AM_M 2008-04-24 09:06:53 PM  
One of my favorites from a long time ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYMb_LPN1dI

 
I Like Bread 2008-04-24 09:23:08 PM  
Oops pow surprise!
OHHHHHH!!!

 
kwirk 2008-04-24 10:47:22 PM  
"This dude like that, he ran in front of the cat"

OOOOOOOHHHHH SICK BURN

 
Oatmealfight 2008-04-24 11:14:44 PM  
I think this (not a rickroll) might be worse.
Or at least more cringe-inducingly awkward.

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-25 12:03:13 AM  
This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen, and I am a better person for having been able to watch it. Thank you, Subby.

 
galactus5000 2008-04-25 02:38:27 AM  
He's looking into my soul.

Eli is my new rap hero.

 
Ihaveanevilparrot 2008-04-25 02:45:17 AM  
Worst Best rap battle of all time

Oh yes. FTFY subby.

The one kid's eyes do things I didn't even know were possible.

 
Dialectic 2008-04-25 06:53:52 AM  
Holla atcha' dawgs!

 
vort3xxx 2008-04-25 12:56:18 PM  
Is this the product of Tim Hydecker & Eric Warheim?

 
musicky 2008-04-25 01:13:36 PM  
I was more amused by the host's Stevie Wonder-esque leanin' 'n' rockin'.

 
shadowself 2008-04-26 04:46:59 PM  
My god, that was awful. Even for the absolute lowest form of "music", that was awful. Yeah. Yee-ah. Uh-huh. Yee-ah. Uh-huh. Yo, check this. Yee-ah.

 
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