Wow, that was so painful to watch. Yet I could not turn away.

THAT WAS AWESOME!

First off, Envy... he was okay. Was he really stylin' free? Doubtful. But he had a little something memorized and it was okay. Stick with it kid, and you'll get some chops.

But then! The one-mic-wonder Eli!@! the only thing more fantastic than his flow was the video production techniques; the mirror split screen, the heart-shaped focus... I mean they had more video tricks than he had hot licks! And he dissed Rosie O'Donnel in there. HIS SKILLZ KNOW NO BOUNDS!

/honestly? I'm afraid of Eli. His grasp of reality is so tenuous I think he'll snap at any moment and start beating you to death with a text book... CLASS OF 2005~!

Oh, and that was absolutely Instupituous!

mekkab: Oh, and that was absolutely Instupituous!

All right, what's the original reference on that? I heard that on the Deltron album.

Worst than Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros? (new window)

Cagey B: mekkab: Oh, and that was absolutely Instupituous!

All right, what's the original reference on that? I heard that on the Deltron album.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=instupituous

Me and my friends have been watching this for weeks. shiat is so funny

"Im the best mang.....I diid it"

Huh. I always heard it as "instupicuous". Learn something new every day.

Eli will farking cut off your head and stick it in his refrigerator. God damn look at those crazy eyes, crack is bad kids.

submitter, thank you for this.

one more thing-the host said this HAD to be better than last week. someone absolutely must find video of that.

Subby here: So stoked this got greenlit, best vid I ever found.

/Eli will cut out your still beating heart, eat it, and then dis Rosie O'Donnell with your corpse.

The host is awfully touchy feely.

"English, motherfarker! Do you speak it?"

i've been loving this clip since last week or so.

the still gif and the still pics are keepers.

I can't tell the difference between this and what i hear out of da speakaz when i roll dirty through the hood.

-opeth-

One of my favorites from a long time ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYMb_LPN1dI

Oops pow surprise!
OHHHHHH!!!

"This dude like that, he ran in front of the cat"

OOOOOOOHHHHH SICK BURN

I think this (not a rickroll) might be worse.
Or at least more cringe-inducingly awkward.

This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen, and I am a better person for having been able to watch it. Thank you, Subby.

He's looking into my soul.

Eli is my new rap hero.

Worst Best rap battle of all time

Oh yes. FTFY subby.

The one kid's eyes do things I didn't even know were possible.

Holla atcha' dawgs!

Is this the product of Tim Hydecker & Eric Warheim?

I was more amused by the host's Stevie Wonder-esque leanin' 'n' rockin'.

My god, that was awful. Even for the absolute lowest form of "music", that was awful. Yeah. Yee-ah. Uh-huh. Yee-ah. Uh-huh. Yo, check this. Yee-ah.