when Jenna Bush was asked whether she was in McCain's corner, she was decidedly noncommittal. "I don't know," she said during an appearance Wednesday night on CNN's "Larry King Live" to discuss her wedding next month.

The GOP approval rating among first daughters is at 50%?

Based on her past actions, I move to strike "well-educated" from that headline.

what_now: The GOP approval rating among first daughters is at 50%?

Well, that's about twice what it is in the rest of the country.

floor9: I move to strike "well-educated" from that headline.

Well educated does not equal "smart" or "wise".

floor9: Based on her past actions, I move to strike "well-educated" from that headline.

Or to add "compared to her Father".

Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

From TFA: She went on to say she is "open" about the presidential race and has been too busy with her books to pay loads of attention to the campaign. "I mean, who isn't open to learning about the candidates?" Jenna Bush, 26, asked.

I think we might want to take back that "well-educated" part. While I applaud her for working hard to get her degree, any well-educated person should be able to spend at least few minutes researching the stances of the people who will replace her father as the most powerful person on the planet.

Ron Paul fanboys in 5...4...3...

She said NOTHING about Obama - she could just as easily be a Hillary supporter.

Gotta love an unbiased press

ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

if you think that is the case, then i would suggest you pick the one that is at least going to try and add some government transparency, and is likely to not go senile during his term(s) in office.

that would be obama, by the way.

acanuck: She said NOTHING about Obama - she could just as easily be a Hillary supporter.

Gotta love an unbiased press

reality is biased against hillary being the nominee.

Calmamity: floor9: Based on her past actions, I move to strike "well-educated" from that headline.

Or to add "compared to her Father".

I second Calamity's motion

Not News: Well educated, wealthy, young woman Town drunk considering voting for Obama. Fark: Jenna Bush

Clearly this should be settled by a catfight in panties between Jenna and Meghan McCain.

Chuck Wagon: Not News: Well educated, wealthy, young woman Town drunk considering voting for Obama. Fark: Jenna Bush

You really can't deny that she's young, a woman, or wealthy. As for the "well educated" tag, she's got a degree from UT, which is a great school.

Now, what she's DONE with that education, or if she DESERVED it, may be questions you would ask...

Diogenes: Clearly this should be settled by a catfight in panties between Jenna and Meghan McCain.

In a fair fight, I think Meghan would win, but Prison Rules? Jenna definitely.

All bets are off if Chelsea comes in, that well constructed facade has to hide a sociopathic killer that shows no remorse and revels in spilling the blood of her enemies.

elitist!

Isn't she supposed to be pregnant? And yet neither this article nor her Wiki entry say anything about it. Wait, Wonkette wouldn't try to pass off a rumor as fact, particularly one about a prominent Republican's family member, would she?

Chuck Wagon: Not News: Well educated, wealthy, young woman Town drunk considering voting for Obama. Fark: Jenna Bush

Oh please. I suppose you never drank too much in college?

Diogenes: Clearly this should be settled by a catfight in panties between Jenna and Meghan McCain.

Does Obama have a hot daughter? She's probably too young.

/having a seat over here.

acanuck: She said NOTHING about Obama - she could just as easily be a Hillary supporter.

Gotta love an unbiased press

This. I RTFA and basically she doesn't know which way she's going to vote yet. Me too. Does that make me an Obama supporter?

\waiting to see who McCain pics for VP
\\will probably vote Dem if he picks Mr.Magic Underwear

she is pretty hot...so as a woman I do give her opinion some credence...

/not a fortune son

ScubaDude

Hooray for retarded political cynicism!

fark! fortunate..fortunate

jimmycracker: ScubaDude

Hooray for retarded political cynicism!

I'll second that.

ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

Well, thank God someone finally came through with the teen-angst ridden pseudo-intellectual post we were all waiting for.

Diogenes: Clearly this should be settled by a catfight in panties between Jenna and Meghan McCain.

Can we get Chelsea in on it? Not because I want Hillary to win ... just ... because ...

tiiger & RedEyedWings: If we're going to include Chelsea, then why not bring in Barbara Bush and make it a tag team match?

jimmycracker2008-04-24 05:27:39 PM
ScubaDude

Hooray for retarded political cynicism!

I'm guessing that he supports RuPaul, the most hopeful candidate of all, since RuPaul promises a unicorn in every pot if only the government would stop interfering.

schrodinger: jimmycracker2008-04-24 05:27:39 PM
ScubaDude

Hooray for retarded political cynicism!

I'm guessing that he supports RuPaul, the most hopeful candidate of all, since RuPaul promises a unicorn in every pot if only the government would stop interfering.

No, stop misrepresenting the Dr. Ron Paul's positions!

He wants us off the Unicorn standard and back on the Magic Pony standard. At least he believes in something magical. Why do you hate magic?

ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer return of constitutional freedoms, bigger government, perpetual ending the war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higherlower taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

FTFY. You can trash the candidates all you want but McCain wants to cut taxes and let the country go bankrupt and Obama is the only one of the three who's pledged to roll back all presidential power grabs from the last administration. Hillary's still pretty much the same as what you said.

Crusader: I think we might want to take back that "well-educated" part. While I applaud her for working hard to get her degree, any well-educated person should be able to spend at least few minutes researching the stances of the people who will replace her father as the most powerful person on the planet.


Yeah, either that or she's trying to be politely non-commital. You know, being that she's the daughter of one of (if not the) biggest political lightning rods in recent history and anything she says regarding politics will be twisted completely out of proportion (like that apparently since she hasn't decided she must be an Obama supporter according to subby and the author of TFA, for instance).

But yeah, just because she won't pick someone to stump for, she must be a moron... Oy vey...

burndtdan: ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

if you think that is the case, then i would suggest you pick the one that is at least going to try and add some government transparency, and is likely to not go senile during his term(s) in office.

that would be obama none of the above, by the way.

Chuck Wagon: Not News: Well educated, wealthy, young woman Town drunk considering voting for Obama. Fark: Jenna Bush

THE FOX AND THE GRAPES

Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some plump ripe grapes hanging high on the vine. Although he leaped with all his strength, he couldn't manage to reach the grapes. As he went away, he said 'I don't need any sour grapes anyway.'

MORAL: Jenna is so far above your station in life, that you resort to disparaging that which you cannot obtain.

/cue sharp-knees guy
//there are plenty of heavily-tattooed girls out there for you

Jenna Bush and Giuliani's daughter (pops) could team up and campaign for Obama.

ScubaDude1960: burndtdan: ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

if you think that is the case, then i would suggest you pick the one that is at least going to try and add some government transparency, and is likely to not go senile during his term(s) in office.

that would be obama none of the above, by the way.

Ooh, the cynical Farker wins again! Everything's horrible, nothing will ever change, and you'd kill yourself now but what would be the point?

Could you imagine having to own up to the fact that the worst president ever was your father

locater16: Ooh, the cynical Farker wins again! Everything's horrible, nothing will ever change, and you'd kill yourself now but what would be the point?

he's doing it wrong. he's also showing how little he knows about the candidates.

ScubaDude1960: burndtdan: ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

if you think that is the case, then i would suggest you pick the one that is at least going to try and add some government transparency, and is likely to not go senile during his term(s) in office.

that would be none of the above, by the way.

Are you really that politically ignorant? Now I know what someone who gets all their information from the fark politics tab would think.

ScubaDude1960: burndtdan: ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

if you think that is the case, then i would suggest you pick the one that is at least going to try and add some government transparency, and is likely to not go senile during his term(s) in office.

that would be obama none of the above, by the way.

Yeah i was faced with the same dilemma in 2000. Gore or Bush? "What's the difference?" I asked myself. The answer was obviously nothing.

Whatsleft: ScubaDude1960: burndtdan: ScubaDude1960: Obama: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
Clinton: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.
McCain: Higher taxes, more laws, fewer freedoms, bigger government, perpetual war.

Decisions, decisions.

if you think that is the case, then i would suggest you pick the one that is at least going to try and add some government transparency, and is likely to not go senile during his term(s) in office.

that would be obama none of the above, by the way.

Yeah i was faced with the same dilemma in 2000. Gore or Bush? "What's the difference?" I asked myself. The answer was obviously nothing.

The 2000 election should have ended all the South Park style apathy among youth. That it didn't is testimony that we youth of America are really farking stupid.

submitter: Fark: Jenna Bush

Sure. where do I sign up?

My opinion? She is on the fence, but then again, I RTFA.

Bob16: Could you imagine having to own up to the fact that the worst president ever was your father

There's no reason to bring Amy Carter into this discussion.

floor9: Based on her past actions, I move to strike "well-educated" from that headline.

Especially since the article says nothing about her being in any way whatsoever interested in Obama, or indeed, the election, the country, or anything beyond growing up to become Paris Hilton.

floor9: Based on her past actions, I move to strike "well-educated" from that headline.

She attended public school, what do you expect.

Alien Robot: Bob16: Could you imagine having to own up to the fact that the worst president ever was your father

There's no reason to bring Amy Carter into this discussion.

Why do you gotta hate on Carter? (new window)

Gee, you mean the daughter who went to the liberal, state-funded university is more liberal while the daughter who went to the conservative, old-money Ivy League school is conservative?

Nooooooooooo.

burndtdan: emo image.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!