The only cliché that matters.

Will that be like the song that goes dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN YOU'RE DEAD?

If they live long enough, all your heroes will disappoint you.

And still refuses to apologize for SANDINASTA!

i need new material. what's the thing the kid's way nowadays? don't taser me brother? hmmmm...

Should I tase or should I bro?

/got nuthin'

DeadGeek: Will that be like the song that goes dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN YOU'RE DEAD?

Isn't that "The Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix" by S.O.D.?

It's the Stuns of Brixton

Well, he can do anything with this clip, then he might be on to something!

nopokerface:
If they live long enough, all your heroes will disappoint you.

True, dat.

Link (new window)

What did I do?

*golf clap*

Elevator, goooooooin up!

As Dostoysky used to say...what the FARK!
Carbon/Silicon farking ROCKS

Back then hoes didn't want him.
Now he's hot and they all on him.

jigoro: Should I tase or should I bro?

/got nuthin'

well done

Samples it and claims his version goes dun...DUN..dun..Aaargh!
/See? Completely different.

HappyHarryHardOn: And still refuses to apologize for SANDINASTA!

It's Sandinista, bro.

Why should Jones (or any of the remaining Clash alumni) have to apologise for that album (well, besides that last few tracks)? I think that Sandinista is better than London Calling.

yawn

If we could only harness the energy being generated now by Joe Strummer spinning in his grave

Sandinista is OK, but Combat Rock SUCKS. Small wonder he was fired from the bad a short time after that.

Mick Jones is alive?

jigoro: Should I tase or should I bro?

Always tase tase tase
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine, next day is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I tase or should I bro?

Should I tase or should I bro now?
Should I tase or should I bro now?
If I bro there will be trouble
An' if I tase it will be double
So come on and let me know!
Should I tase or should I bro?

It probably won't be as good as this. (new window)

Steve walks wearily down the street,
his hat pulled way down low.
O'er in the alley, the taser's charged and
ready to go
zap zap zap. Another one bites the volt

/I'm paying for it. The real song is stuck in my head.

outatime 2008-04-24 03:26:51 PM
DeadGeek: Will that be like the song that goes dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN YOU'RE DEAD?

Isn't that "The Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix" by S.O.D.?

Indeed it is. Wish I had a prize for you. (nobody ever knows that song in real life)

echocamp: It probably won't be as good as this. (new window)

Lol! Stop! Tasertime!

Know your rights!
All three of 'em!

Client No. 9: Sandinista is OK, but Combat Rock SUCKS. Small wonder he was fired from the bad a short time after that.

No, B.A.D was what Mick did AFTER Joe and Bernie forced him out of the band.

/This is Big Audio Dynamite
//Cut the Crap
///You be the judge

It's going to have to good to beat THIS ONE (new window)

/not a rickroll I swearzzzzz

I Like Bread: Know your rights!
All three of 'em!

as long as you don't mind a little...

/investigation
//humiliation
///and if you cross your fingers...

Funny guy. So glad I got to see BAD. Groovy show. Would have loved to have seen the Clash. (Thanks, ma, for that one.)

jj325: If we could only harness the energy being generated now by Joe Strummer spinning in his grave


Oh purleeze.

I love Joe, Mick and The Clash, and I see nothing that would somehow 'tarnish' the memory of what they achieved previously.

You ever see Joe in Straight To Hell?

Carbon/Silicon is a pretty good band, and very tech savvy...releasing albums worth of material online for free, and even dubbing a song 'mpfree' in the process. Mick talking about the 'Don't tase me bro' meme is just them being in tune with what's happening on the internets and adding it to their musical creativity. And why the hell not?

DipsomaniacDawg: Back then hoes didn't want him.
Now he's hot and they all on him.


Dammit, beat me to it...

Just remix 'Police On My Back'.

Client No. 9: Sandinista is OK, but Combat Rock SUCKS. Small wonder he was fired from the bad a short time after that.

No, B.A.D was what Mick did AFTER Joe and Bernie forced him out of the band.

/This is Big Audio Dynamite
//Cut the Crap
///You be the judge


Sorry, bad=band, not refering to Big Audio Dynamite, whose best track (if there is such a thing) still sucked more than the worst of The Clash

Hank Rearden: I Like Bread: Know your rights!
All three of 'em!

as long as you don't mind a little...

/investigation
//humiliation
///and if you cross your fingers...

rape?

larrimo: Hank Rearden: I Like Bread: Know your rights!
All three of 'em!

as long as you don't mind a little...

/investigation
//humiliation
///and if you cross your fingers...

rape?

Rehabilitation. Which may or may not involve rape, I don't know...

Client No. 9:
Sorry, bad=band, not refering to Big Audio Dynamite, whose best track (if there is such a thing) still sucked more than the worst of The Clash

Well, your welcome to your opinion. Your stupid, ignorant, tasteless opinion.

When they kick at your front door,
How you gonna come?

DeadGeek: Indeed it is. Wish I had a prize for you. (nobody ever knows that song in real life)

Hey, finding someone else who knows it is prize enough in my book. You're the third person I've met in real life or otherwise who knows that song. Of course, nothing is obscure on Fark, or so the saying goes.

Client No. 9: Sorry, bad=band, not refering to Big Audio Dynamite, whose best track (if there is such a thing) still sucked more than the worst of The Clash


B.A.D kinda lost their way after their 4th album. But everything they did prior to that still farks all over Cut The Crap.

I am a sucker for anything Clash so i will give it a shot. Well not Cut the Crap but everything else.

nopokerface: If they live long enough, all your heroes will disappoint you.


Absolutely. Musicians aren't known for being particularly bright in the first place... A few notable exceptions, sure - but apparently this isn't one of them.

I loved the Clash when I was kid. I guess my all-time favorite Clash Song is "Killing In The Name". That shiat rocks~!

Just want to say that I'm one of the few people in the world who likes Cut The Crap. It's a way better album than Combat Rock, and the songwriting is pretty good. I'd like to hear a rough mix of that album ala Younger Louder and Snottier because the production on that album is a big steaming pile of fail.

danlpoon: I loved the Clash when I was kid. I guess my all-time favorite Clash Song is "Killing In The Name". That shiat rocks~!

Umm..No, I think you mean Rage Against The Iraq

TFA: The long arm of the law and civil disobedience inspired such Clash tunes as "Police & Thieves" and "White Riot."

Nice reporting. The Clash didn't write "Police & Thieves", and that jerkoff wasn't tased for merely "attempt[ing] to ask Kerry a question".

HappyHarryHardOn: And still refuses to apologize for SANDINASTA!

Listen to it again. I used to have a hard time with it too.

I love the Clash especially now that they call themselves Green Day.