I lol'd smitty.

/... and the coloured girls sang...

+1

This must be the place...ooo coo coo

/obscure?
//did I even get it right?

Earguy: This must be the place...ooo coo coo

And I said "Hey! Are you talking to me? Or are you just practicing for one of those performances of yours?"

Language is a Virus.

/nothing is obscure here

in before all the farkers who were alive in the 70's turn this thread into a well-manicured lawn.

I read that way too fast, saw it as "Louie Anderson", thought of his grotesque features, and gagged up a little stomach acid.


/the aristocrats

Talk about taking a walk on the wild side ...

/loved the head line

Did she pluck her eyebrows on the way?

lol @ "dirge"

He's found a b11tch...on the Dirty Boulevard.
He's gettin' hitched...on the Dirty Boulevard.

cubsfan07: I read that way too fast, saw it as "Louie Anderson", thought of his grotesque features, and gagged up a little stomach acid.


/the aristocrats

I read that as Lonnie Anderson, thought "Old Lou did alright, there."

No love for Laurie Anderson?

O Superman is a freaky classic.

Hello, is there anybody home? (new window)

Suzanne must be pissed.

/She'll do the best that she can, though

Why at this point? They've been together for 100 years. Now that he's made an "honest woman" out of her, I bet it doesn't last another two years . . .

. . . or Lou Reed is terminally ill, and this is the only way to legally assure she gets everything.

Oh it's such a perfect day,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
Oh such a perfect day,
Fark just keep me hanging on,
Fark just keep me hanging on.

I hope it's true what my wife said to me
I hope it's true what my wife said to me
I hope it's true what my wife said to me
She says Lou, it's the Beginning of a Great Adventure
Lou, Lou, Lou, Beginning of a Great Adventure
She says baby, how you call your lover boy

@blicero

dude, irony - that was the first song at my wedding.

Coolsville

//not obscure

I didn't think it was legal to web in that state.

I meant wed.... lol

who?

FARK EXCLUSIVE!! Wedding Picture!!

Side 1 of METAL MACHINE MUSIC ????

GungFu: No love for Laurie Anderson?

She was good on WKRP in Cincinnati, but I preferred Bailey Quarters.

GungFu: No love for Laurie Anderson?

O Superman is a freaky classic.

Hello, is there anybody home? (new window)

I will admit that for a certain amount of time, part of that song was the outgoing message on my answering machine.

Yes, the obvious part.

/now, get off my lawn
//because I no longer love your sweat. er.

Lou Reed likes to go cow tippin'

Lou Reed lyrics
by the little willies

We were drivin through West Texas
The land of beef and pork
Where they tend the hides of leather
We wear back in New York
In a pasture, along a roadside
Behind a brokedown shack
On a dusky side of evening
We saw a figure dressed in black

And we don't mean to sound like we're trippin
But we swear to God
We saw Lou Reed cow tippin
Cow tippin

Hey Lou, "Is that you?"
She said as we pulled to the shoulder
He just said, "Go screw."
And then he turned and tipped one over
Under a spitshine Western sky
The color of blue varnish
Hey it's like Fellini
Actually I'm thinkin more like Jim Jarmusch

And we can't say how much we've been sippin
But we swear to God
We saw Lou Reed cow tippin
Cow tippin

I got cops on the cell
I said I got a little story to tell
Lou Reed is in the cow pen
They said, Oh no! Not again!

And we hope our perceptions isn't slippin
But we swear to God
We saw Lou Reed cow tippin
Cow tippin

Cow tippin
Cow tippin
Cow tippin
You really think that was Lou Reed?
Cow tippin
I'm sure it was, he was wearing black Levis
Cow tippin
I thought he was a vegetarian
Cow tippin
He's just tippin them over, he wasn't eating them
Cow tippin
Oh
Cow tippin

I thought they both were gay. So, all this makes sense to me. Will they both be bearing fruit?

I'll never forgive him for his skank-poseur-reading of Dylan's "Foot of Pride" at the anniversary concert. Although I liked "New York".

/if anyone cares

One of my favorites back when MTV was really Music Television and not the crap it is today.

/get offa my lawn

Things like that drive me out of my mind. I watched it for a little while, I like to watch things on TV.


During the vows:

"This is the hand, the hand that takes..."



The honeymoon audio:
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

I loved Big Science.

Good evening.
This is your Captain.
We are about to attempt a crash landing.
Please extinuish all cigarettes.
Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position.
Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees.
Your Captain says: Put your head on your hands.
Captain says: Put your hands on your head.
Put your hands on your hips.
Heh heh.

This is your Captain-and we are going down.
We are all going down, together.
And I said: Uh oh.
This is gonna be some day.
Standby.

I just love her.

OlafTheBent: /... and the coloured girls sang...

Changed to the nonhomosexual spelling.

ComicBookGuy: Changed to the nonhomosexual spelling.

... to the bisexual spelling?

/You slut.

Farky wakes up and Farky says....

Marriage takes a busload of faith.

/We need a Conan O'Brien "what if they mated" photoshop.

This right here is all you ever need to know:

You're walking. And you don't always realize it,
but you're always falling.
With each step you fall forward slightly.
And then catch yourself from falling.
Over and over, you're falling.
And then catching yourself from falling.
And this is how you can be walking and falling
at the same time.

/Thanks, subby (you magnificent bastard), now I have to listen to the whole friggin' album.
//Smoking, or non-smoking?

When did Lou Reed stop being gay?

Of course, marrying Laurie Anderson isn't the most heterosexual thing you can do. She's just a penis short of manhood.

The best non-concert I ever went to was the time Laurie Anderson canceled in the early 80's at Merriweather Post Pavillion. About 1000 people tripping balls and my sober self all hung out for hours.

It was probably more entertaining than the concert would have been.

I saw Lou perform Tuesday in D.C. and I'm seeing him again Saturday. Short setlist, but he can farking rock for a 66 year old.

/Great Show

When love is gone
There's always justice
And when justice is gone
There's always force
And when force is gone
There's always Mom

Hi Mom!

/always been my favorite of her lyrics
//one more slashy for luck
///be seeing you

Presenting Laurie Anderson, and her concept of sperm size and how that relates to it's swimming speed. Or something like that.

Mach 20 (new window)

Interesting, and it's actually more funny than odd

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GungFu

I remember "Oh Superman". I think I may have seen that video on "Night Flight", but that was a while back.

Any Pie Left: The honeymoon audio:
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

You win 5.3 internets.

MTV should have taken to Laurie Anderson like a duck to water. Not sure whi it never worked out.

rotsky: I'll never forgive him for his skank-poseur-reading of Dylan's "Foot of Pride" at the anniversary concert. Although I liked "New York".

/if anyone cares

No, we don't.

/pet peeve

Wow. I thought Big Science was obscure (I know, I know, never on Fark). I have to go home tonite and torture my wife by spinning that album.
Put your hands on your hips.
Heh heh.
Classic.
/Yodelayheehoooooo

Anyone else read that as "Lonnie Anderson" and not get it?

/no?
//just me then, I suppose...

some of my favorite lyrics:

"I feel, feel like, I am, in a burning building, and I gotta go."