holy crap, that was amazing

Etude brute.

Good fingers to tickle my nut sack with...

Can we fast forward to the part where she jumps on a trampoline with nothing but a trenchcoat and a walkman?

"That was Chopin's Minute Waltz, played in thoity seconds."

Its got, how do you say? ah yes, too many notes.

Bold: Its got, how do you say? ah yes, too many notes.

And your contribution to music is : _________ ?

At first I thought, "What the hell is Gweneth Paltrow selling now?". Then it got freakishly impressive.

But how good of a sandwich can she make?

/jealous
//played piano
///not nearly as well

I bet she gives the best hand jobs... but with fingers like that, she's either single or a lesbian.

TSE: Bold: Its got, how do you say? ah yes, too many notes.

And your contribution to music is : _________ ?

He's quoting Amadeus, I believe. I was in the play a long time ago, but I've never seen the movie.

The Emperor to Mozart, IIRC.

Lame.

Fake. It's an overclocked player piano. Around 43 seconds in, you can see the keys depress before her fingers hit them.

Didn't get the reference, eh TSE?

/actually, I think it's genuine, with a slight soundtrack delay.
//any videos of her playing Debussy? I don't much care for Rachmaninov. La fille aux cheveux de lin would seem to be appropriate

Tillmaster: Fake. It's an overclocked player piano. Around 43 seconds in, you can see the keys depress before her fingers hit them.

Didn't get the reference, eh TSE?


I guess I didn't... double dumbass on me.

I feel the need to post, just to totally honor this clip..holy jeebus. Piano playing with decades of experience is one thing, but those hands belong to a martial art of its own. Never seen such coordination.

I've played that before, it's easier than it looks, still took years of practice and hard work. So credit to her, few pianists can accomplish what she has.

Looking like Amber Benson isn't a good thing. She always looked like she was recently asphyxiated (and in a non-erotic manner).

Yeah, but can she play any Styx or Kansas?

well, whats her score on Guitar Hero?

SherKhan: Etude brute.

*golf clap*

Approves

Ya think she knows the theme from "Jaws"?

i prefer an asian gal on a violin, but i digress.

T.rex: i prefer an asian gal on a violin, but i digress.

I prefer tulips on the organ.

Sure, but how about an instrument that requires incredible stillness to play?

Bonus: She's adorable. I dare you to listen to her giggle and not smile.
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/was very impressed by the absurdity of speed and accuracy of the pianist

mybulkaddress: I bet she gives the best hand jobs...

Yeah, but they'd be over in like 6 seconds...

Bold: Its got, how do you say? ah yes, too many notes.

It has just the right amount! HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Sir Vanderhoot: Sure, but how about an instrument that requires incredible stillness to play?

Bonus: She's adorable. I dare you to listen to her giggle and not smile.
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Craziness

Hand transplant with Ann Coultier?

Where's the adams apple?

OldRod: Yeah, but they'd be over in like 6 seconds...

So you're saying you'd last twice as long?

Is anyone else frightened by the face suckers from halflife attached to the end of her arms? That was scary. The music it was making only made it worse -- dramatic, powerful, and dark. fark.

OldRod: mybulkaddress: I bet she gives the best hand jobs...

Yeah, but they'd be over in like 6 seconds...

So what if you lose a whole 5-10% of your average total time? It'd still be pretty wild.

Not a troll, but I want to chime in with:

Her hands are fast, and her accuracy is great, but that piece isn't very musical. It sounds like one long pianistic diarrhea,seriously. I am not taking away from her talent, but the piece sounds like the musical equivalent of the "screaming shiats."

Not to brag or anything, but I am so much faster...

mybulkaddress: I bet she gives the best hand jobs... but with fingers like that, she's either single or a lesbian.

damn, I came in to make a hand job joke too.

Approves.

StormDawg: T.rex: i prefer an asian gal on a violin, but i digress.

I prefer tulips on the organ.

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jasuus1977: well, whats her score on Guitar Hero?

I can't wait for piano hero to come out!

pianodave: Her hands are fast, and her accuracy is great, but that piece isn't very musical.

...don't know what an etude is, do ya?

Kinda looks like Amber Benson.

Bill Cosby kinda look like Daniel Craig: they're both male.

So, what you're sayin' is that she's the Yngwie Malmsteen of the piano?
/Impressed.

Ugh, what an awful piece of "music"

This (new window) is a more impressive piece - Rachmaninov's 2nd piano concerto, the last half of the 3rd movement.

Most players I've herad take this a little too slow; Miss Lisitsa takes it at a tempo that would have made Sergei proud ...

Bastinado: Ugh, what an awful piece of "music"

You're trying my "music appreciation isn't a contest" patience ...

SynthLord: Bastinado: Ugh, what an awful piece of "music"

You're trying my "music appreciation isn't a contest" patience ...

Like i care. It stunk.

I'm no musical expert, but I know this: She can do that, and I can't. So, she gets respect. Also, much love for the Mrs. Teevee ref.

To be fair, the motion of her hands is only somewhat fast, whereas her fingers move at lightning speed. So that other guy still wins, for the hands. I mean that's the whole point isn't it... quite hard to control 11 buttons with 2 hands, just like it's quite hard to control 88 piano keys with 10 fingers.

Why is it that women with even moderate piano skills turn me on so??