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(All Headline News) Stupid Janet Jackson: "I'd be upset if Jermaine was gay." Methinks the lady is concerned with the wrong brother   (allheadlinenews.com) divider line 36
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simplemac [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:13:38 AM  
what?

no comment on Jermaine naming one of his offspring 'Jermajesty'?

: )

 
cunning_linguist_dc [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:14:28 AM  
germane was quoted as saying, "that just isn't relevant."

 
SmashLimousines [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:31:28 AM  
"I'd be upset because I want to be with him!"

That's completely normal.

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:32:15 AM  
I'd be upset if my sister clung to fame by recording albums about her vajayjay

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:50:36 AM  
Methinks Submitter is concerned with the wrong person entirely.

 
Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:50:51 AM  
SushiJoe: I'd be upset if my sister clung to fame by recording albums about her vajayjay

Don't talk about Michael that way - it's not his fault!

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 09:55:42 AM  
She is Michael. Didn't you know that?

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 10:06:22 AM  
Howard Finkelstein lol

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 10:07:02 AM  
cunning_linguist_dc: germane was quoted as saying, "that just isn't relevant."

I see what you did there.

Tito, get me a tissue.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 10:28:04 AM  
SushiJoe: I'd be upset if my sister clung to fame by recording albums about her vajayjay

That's Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.

 
siouxsie [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 11:10:28 AM  
Ummm. Not that I care about Jermaine, or anything, but she is talking about her boyfriend, not her brother...

/just saying.
//I don't even know why I clicked this link! ;-)

 
labman [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 12:39:07 PM  
Michael might not be gay. He's just a pedophile.

 
tgregory 2008-04-23 01:22:22 PM  
you're not gay if it happens when you're drunk, or while in college

 
superoogie 2008-04-23 01:25:08 PM  
labman:
Michael might not be gay. He's just a pedophile.

Yeah, so everyone lay off... oh, wait.

 
fish500 2008-04-23 01:41:04 PM  
labman: Michael might not be gay. He's just a pedophile.

Except for the fact that all the children he was suspected of doing wrong things with were boys.

/Jesus Juice FTW!

 
Crocodile 2008-04-23 01:42:44 PM  
Dupri != Jackson

 
gshepnyc 2008-04-23 01:53:00 PM  
Diogenes: Methinks Submitter is concerned with the wrong person entirely.

To be fair, one would have to read the article to know that.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 02:01:18 PM  
superoogie: labman:
Michael might not be gay. He's just a pedophile.

Yeah, so everyone lay off... oh, wait.


BLAST!

/new monitor, etc.

 
SwingingJohnson 2008-04-23 02:03:43 PM  
Janet want's to munch Alicia's carpet.


Interesting.

 
Dance 2008-04-23 02:08:26 PM  
SwingingJohnson: Janet want's to munch Alicia's carpet.


Interesting.


Nah, that's just who she'd choose if she had to.

Like if I had to pick a man to have sex with, I'd say, "The next guy who drives by in an H3".

 
darkyn [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 02:18:01 PM  
Dance: Like if I had to pick a man to have sex with, I'd say, "The next guy who drives by in an H3".

I see what you did there.

 
Deadhouseplants [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 02:35:47 PM  
Jermaine Dupri...living proof black women can get pregnant by donkeys.

\I said donkeys, don't call Sharpton on me yet.
\\Seriously, if Money Ain't a Thang, how about you spend some of it on Invisiline.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 03:11:58 PM  
No, Michael is neither gay nor a pedophile, since both conditions require the individual to be human. Michael is a space alien, so whatever else he is, the labels of earth don't apply.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-04-23 03:14:53 PM  
He is gay as gay as Vick
/Atlanta is the Black Gay SanFran
//Don't believe me ask someone from there what "Thuggin" is

 
idrow 2008-04-23 03:18:27 PM  
simplemac: what?

no comment on Jermaine naming one of his offspring 'Jermajesty'?

: )


Did he really?

/Too lazy to check

 
TSE 2008-04-23 03:46:10 PM  
RTFA or GTFO

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 04:12:57 PM  
tgregory: you're not gay if it happens when you're drunk, or while in college

No, that still makes you gay, just admit it, we won't judge you.

 
peeweechrist 2008-04-23 04:26:19 PM  
tgregory: you're not gay if it happens when you're drunk, or while in college

Getting gaysted still makes you gay or bi. Alcohol isn't an excuse.

 
buckeyebrain 2008-04-23 04:40:29 PM  
Tito, get me some tissues.
Jermaine, stop teasing.

 
simplemac [TotalFark] 2008-04-23 04:58:44 PM  
from wikipedia:

Shortly after separating from Maldonado, Jermaine abruptly married Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza, who had been very recently involved in a long term relationship with his brother Randy (whom she had two chilren with.) The couple had a son Jaffar in 1996, and in another named Jermajesty in 2000.

it's an entertaining read, if you've got about ten minutes.

 
Addicted 2008-04-23 06:40:53 PM  
fish500: labman: Michael might not be gay. He's just a pedophile.

Except for the fact that all the children he was suspected of doing wrong things with were boys.


Maybe he just likes anal with small children of either sex, but he's only been caught while diddling boys.

 
Walt_Jizzney 2008-04-23 07:02:19 PM  
peeweechrist: tgregory: you're not gay if it happens when you're drunk, or while in college

Getting gaysted still makes you gay or bi. Alcohol isn't an excuse.


C'mon brah, it's only gay if you kiss!!!!!

 
TripodSardine 2008-04-23 11:22:57 PM  
SPOILERS: She's not talking about Jermaine Jackson

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-04-24 12:12:54 AM  
TripodSardine: SPOILERS: She's not talking about Jermaine Jackson

oh man, and I RTFA for nothing!

 
Crude 2008-04-24 11:09:09 AM  
FTFA: The "All For You" singer also confessed her girl crush when asked who she'd have a same sex fling with.

Jackson, 41, answers, "I think I would pick Alicia Keys. I think she's wonderful."


Let's focus on the better news in these little articles, mmmkay, submitter?

 
JJComa 2008-04-26 05:19:06 AM  
Yeah, but Thriller rocked.

 
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