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(Yahoo) PSA The 10 most annoying singers of all-time. Some no-talent ass-clown tops the list   (new.music.yahoo.com) divider line 103
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Pink4Flower [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 05:32:42 PM  
I actually like John Mayer.. He's funny. Mariah Carey should be on that list. I can't stand that woman.

 
mr_a [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 05:34:44 PM  
Johnny Mathis

 
Gonad the Ballbarian 2008-04-22 05:35:09 PM  
Randy Newman should have been #1 on that list...

 
Cewley [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 05:38:12 PM  
shiatty list without howling diva mariah carey.

 
pizen [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 05:38:45 PM  
Pink4Flower: I actually like John Mayer.. He's funny.

He's also a great guitar player.

 
magical_mystery_meat 2008-04-22 05:42:10 PM  
Where the hell is El DeBarge?

 
sirgeoph 2008-04-22 05:43:08 PM  
Cewley: shiatty list without howling diva mariah carey.

I stand my my stance than the word "diva" be stricken from the English language.

 
JeffTL 2008-04-22 05:49:16 PM  
Amen to Conor Oberst. I'm from Omaha and I'd rather listen to the love child of Rick Astley and Ashlee Simpson.


/Not to imply that Rick rolls that low.

 
DaWormyPimpsta [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 05:51:59 PM  
Joe Cocker didn't want any of that?

 
Joed112784 2008-04-22 05:52:22 PM  
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

 
Glitchwerks 2008-04-22 05:53:47 PM  
Tiny Tim was annoying, but he's more of a novelty act and he was supposed to be awful, so I think he should be removed from the list. We can put Fred Durst in his place!

 
Roppy 2008-04-22 05:57:13 PM  
Why isn't Aaron Neville on it? His voice equate to fingernails on a blackboard to me.

 
Macular Degenerate 2008-04-22 05:57:49 PM  
No envotinate?

hometown.aol.com

 
T.rex 2008-04-22 06:02:34 PM  
Pink4Flower
I actually like John Mayer.. He's funny. Mariah Carey should be on that list. I can't stand that woman

well, you're a chick, which explains both things you said.

 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:02:46 PM  

 
TheYeti [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:04:09 PM  
Take Conor Oberst off of the list and replace him with Bono,and we're good to go.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:07:37 PM  
Macular Degenerate: No envotinate?

HERETIC!

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:07:38 PM  
Pink4Flower: Mariah Carey should be on that list.

Just take into account that Mariah Carey's target audience is really your dog. Then she's probably good.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:08:20 PM  
GAT_00: Just take into account that Mariah Carey's target audience is really your dog. Then she's probably good.

I have long been under the impression that her singing is prone to make bats fly off-course.

 
the voices in your head 2008-04-22 06:08:24 PM  
Gonad the Ballbarian: Randy Newman should have been #1 on that list...

You're just saying that 'cuz you're short.

Macular Degenerate: No envotinate?

THANK YOU

"Weird" Al is about as funny as your grandma being crucified. And come to think of it, he's not weird at all. He's just lame.

 
don't understand 2008-04-22 06:13:06 PM  
What? No Geddy Lee?



/ducks and hightails it

 
robotwithglasses 2008-04-22 06:14:16 PM  
No Geddy Lee?

 
kanesays 2008-04-22 06:15:05 PM  
Mariah Carey and Ashlee Simpson.

I'd rather listen to Creed, Rick Astely, or Michael Bolton than those two howling shiateheads.

 
Gonad the Ballbarian 2008-04-22 06:16:56 PM  
the voices in your head: Gonad the Ballbarian: Randy Newman should have been #1 on that list...

You're just saying that 'cuz you're short.


/hehe, thanks for that one :)

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-04-22 06:17:58 PM  
Mariah Carey isn't that bad... her music is just awful. She also deserves credit for making any chick popular just because they over-sing their songs.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:18:28 PM  
Pretty good list, actually. Needs more Geddy Lee and Gary Puckett. I wouldn't complain if Michael Stipe was wedged in there, too.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-04-22 06:18:30 PM  
Who else can take a love song and turn it into a hernia?

images.thewavemag.com

Annoying voice. Really awful.

 
peewinkle 2008-04-22 06:18:42 PM  
No Geddy Lee?

 
puckhead 2008-04-22 06:23:00 PM  
one more vote:
www.fender.com

 
TheSilverOne 2008-04-22 06:24:48 PM  
Wow to put Billy Corgan on that list amongst Scott Stapp, Michael Bolton and Celine Dion invalidates the entire thing. Love him or hate him, he's nowhere near the level of those other people. And there are tons of singers that are far far worse not included on that list.

 
OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE 2008-04-22 06:27:15 PM  
While I fully agree with everyone on that list being annoying, the tardo from Led Zeppelin should have been number one. Oh, and throw Jethro Tull in there, flutes have NO business in rock music.

 
unmonkey 2008-04-22 06:28:43 PM  
James Labrie, whoever is the little tit from Puddle of Mudd, Chad Kroeger, Peter Cetera, and James Labrie again for good measure. And I seem to recall Muse's singer yowling over entire stretches of song that didn't need any yowling in them, but I guess that's just a taste thing. And did I mention James Labrie?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-04-22 06:31:48 PM  
TheSilverOne: Wow to put Billy Corgan on that list amongst Scott Stapp, Michael Bolton and Celine Dion invalidates the entire thing. Love him or hate him, he's nowhere near the level of those other people. And there are tons of singers that are far far worse not included on that list.


Look, I like SP. Maybe not as much as some, but even I'll admit his voice is pretty annoying and sometimes downright awful. But I'd put him on the same level as Jane's Addiction's Perry Farrel: not all that good, sometimes quite annoying, but somehow fitting.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:33:35 PM  
Gonad the Ballbarian: Randy Newman should have been #1 on that list...

Fat man with and his kids and dog.
Drove in through the morning fog.
Hey there Rover, come on over...

Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple.
Gonna take a bite... nope, nope...
She gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her blouse.
She takes a bite.
Chews it once,
twice,
three times,
four times,
stops!
....
Saliva workin',
takes a hard long look at Randy...
Five times.
Fat old husband walking over.

Yeah, There walking down the road
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot,Right foot

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:34:02 PM  
No Geddy Lee?

 
bluorangefyre 2008-04-22 06:35:28 PM  
OMGlookatthat_HUGE_P_HOLE: While I fully agree with everyone on that list being annoying, the tardo from Led Zeppelin should have been number one. Oh, and throw Jethro Tull in there, flutes have NO business in rock music.

Oh you die! You go to Hell and you die!

/Mr. Garrison FTW
//that's MR. Garrison
///I think that's the exact wording of that quote

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:40:04 PM  
They forgot that damn sissy Morrisey.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-04-22 06:44:54 PM  
How bout the guy from Yellowcard. I dont remember any of their songs but i remember they suck.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 06:45:00 PM  
R.A.Danny: They forgot that damn sissy Morrisey.

Did I mention that I cried?

/MJN FTW

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-04-22 06:45:21 PM  
Scott Stapp isn't that bad of a singer, either. Yeah, Creed sucks and all, but there's much worse than him.


Jason Pierce's voice on the new Spiritualized is plain awful, though.

 
Gonad the Ballbarian 2008-04-22 06:45:36 PM  
puffy999: Gonad the Ballbarian: Randy Newman should have been #1 on that list...

Fat man with and his kids and dog.
Drove in through the morning fog.
Hey there Rover, come on over...

Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple.
Gonna take a bite... nope, nope...
She gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her blouse.
She takes a bite.
Chews it once,
twice,
three times,
four times,
stops!
....
Saliva workin',
takes a hard long look at Randy...
Five times.
Fat old husband walking over.

Yeah, There walking down the road
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot,Right foot


EXACTLY!

 
BobtheFascist 2008-04-22 06:53:35 PM  
10. Yes
9. Yes*
8. Who?
7. Fap, Fap, Fap
6. Yes
5. Yes
4. Yes
3. Meh. Yes
2. Yes
1. Yes

*Mad props on the guitar skills

 
theurge14 2008-04-22 06:57:39 PM  
Missing:

1) Bob Dylan
2) Tom Petty
3) Jim Morrison
4) Mariah Carey (when in 'whisper mode')
5) Chan Marshall (of Cat Power)

There's plenty more.

 
Uzzah 2008-04-22 07:03:34 PM  
Roppy: Why isn't Aaron Neville on it? His voice equate to fingernails on a blackboard to me.

I've always wanted Aaron to do a duet with Michael McDonald. Or I could just record myself trying to talk while constantly yawning. Same difference.

 
galactus5000 2008-04-22 07:06:03 PM  
So, anyone mentioned Geddy Lee yet?

Macular Degenerate: No envotinate?

the voices in your head: THANK YOU

"Weird" Al is about as funny as your grandma being crucified. And come to think of it, he's not weird at all. He's just lame.


You both go to hell. You both go to hell and you die.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-04-22 07:07:29 PM  
This is the greatest annoying voice ever.

Klaus Nomi

That's a show.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-04-22 07:17:07 PM  
One guy's impression of the 25 most annoying voices in music, set to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" .... from Just For Laughs comedy festival... mid 90's or so... the majority are good to very good.
Link (new window)

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 07:24:29 PM  
Dave Matthews. And that douche from Nickelback, whatever his name is. Mister bellowing-in-a-half-octave-range.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-04-22 07:25:06 PM  
correction: The guy's name in the clip is Rick Miller.

Here's the list from the vid:
Bob Dylan
Neil Young
Michael Bolton
Corey Hart
Willy Nelson
Johnny Cash
Jon Bon Jovi
Robbie Robertson
Neil Diamond
Aaron Neville
Dennis DeYoung
Barney the Dinosaur
Aerosmith [Steven Tyler]
any annoying lead guitarist
Meatloaf
Crash Test Dummies
Tom Petty
Beck
The B52's
AC/DC
Metallica
The Rolling Stones [Mick Jagger]
Ozzy Osborne
[??] Eglasias
Bobby McFerrin
Andre Bochelli
Guns and Roses [Axl Rose]

 
little miss 2008-04-22 07:50:51 PM  
Lame list, even lamer blog. Blah.

 
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