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(Some Viking) Hero Viking metal band Helheim on performing in front of a Norwegian kindergarten class: "We need to let metal and Odin catch the kids before Jesus does" (w/ links to pics and video of performance)   (roadrunnerrecords.com) divider line 598
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rocinante721 2008-04-22 03:19:41 PM  
Yup. Norway has officially replaced Germany as Creepiest Eurotrash

 
Vman 2008-04-22 03:22:54 PM  
I learned more from metal than from sunday school. And my pooper was safe the whole time I was listening to metal

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:23:02 PM  
that jesus has been getting a free ride all these years. about time someone tried to show him what's up

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:24:17 PM  
The other day I was Fra Ginnunga-gap and I thought til evig tid first thing in the morning, but then Fra tidenes morgen til dommedag Fra jotneblod til verdens hav and the dog came outside and had this huge Fra bein og marg til fjell og land Vår tid er talt, lengselens skrik Maktenes mørke har talt sin tid and yeah, right in her chest, and she sort of screamed and he lost his Men opp av dypet, det glemte, dunklereises en tid av hedensk fortid.

And that's all I have Jeg står i skyggen av visjoner, den forviste sannhet finnes her Riv min sjel, stjel mitt sinn, allikevel blir jeg aldri din.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:28:27 PM  
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Kindergartens gots no good metals to listen to.

 
ChronicallyCanuk 2008-04-22 03:29:42 PM  
CraicBaby: Kindergartens gots no good metals to listen to.

"What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?" FTFY

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:43:41 PM  
*Olaf rocks out*

YEAH!!!

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:46:10 PM  
I worship Freyja, myself.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:47:15 PM  
Viking death metal...nothing like it.

 
CanadianCommie [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:54:31 PM  
Now it's the swedes' turns!

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/would have loved to have a viking death metal band play for me when I was a wee lad
//even if it was acoustic

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:56:42 PM  
This is the most awesome thing I have seen today.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 03:59:35 PM  
Best use of the HERO tag ever.

 
jagarr 2008-04-22 04:00:26 PM  
logged in to do this \m/

 
oihorse 2008-04-22 04:01:17 PM  
This makes me proud of my imaginary Viking heritage!

/wants to name my daughter, Frejya

 
The Slush 2008-04-22 04:01:24 PM  
I wish I'd had metal in kindergarten.

\m/

 
ScottMpls 2008-04-22 04:01:26 PM  
Did they sing the Spam song?

/nothin'

 
2wolves 2008-04-22 04:02:06 PM  
We is amus-ed.

 
Psumek 2008-04-22 04:02:22 PM  
Thread is over. Metallocalypse has been posted.

/all we need is an umlaut or some random "Lemmy is God" post

 
reveal 2008-04-22 04:02:49 PM  
My son's kindergarten class went to a "concert" yesterday. It was some group that sang children's songs. He called it "baby music" and said that Lynyrd Skynyrd, who we saw in concert last week in the front row, were much better. \m/ \m/

 
Dogfacedgod 2008-04-22 04:03:00 PM  
HAILZ \m/ \m/

 
Lumber Jack Off 2008-04-22 04:03:15 PM  
it's too bad, if they ever tried this in America, parents would be screaming and protesting to protect their precious little snowflakes from these evil men!

Stay Grim and Kvlt, Norway!

/submitter

 
fleshofthestars 2008-04-22 04:03:25 PM  
These guys agree:

www.zefrank.com

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-22 04:04:02 PM  
Jesu, Odin, what difference does it make? You still believe in an invisible sky wizard.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-22 04:04:09 PM  
My daughter would have loved this. As it was, the little weirdo went as a "viking kitty" for her second Halloween. She also knew the lyrics to The Immigrant Song better than anything by the Wiggles.

 
MikeMc 2008-04-22 04:04:38 PM  
crypticsatellite: This is the most awesome thing I have seen today.

This.

CanadianCommie: Now it's the swedes' turns!

One of the best metal albums of the last couple of years IMHO. I got to see Amon Amarth live and they blew the headliners (Bodom) out of the water.

 
Keldhera 2008-04-22 04:05:04 PM  
What are those wooden things?? chairs??

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 04:05:13 PM  
I wonder how much it would cost to pay them to follow Westboro Baptist Church around to funerals.

I'd chip in $20.

 
drunkenmidnight 2008-04-22 04:05:14 PM  
This is wicked awesome!

 
Sliceablekitty [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 04:05:39 PM  
That was cool.

\m/\m/

 
mark12A 2008-04-22 04:05:39 PM  
From Wiki....

But the gods, whose chief seat was then at Byzantium, (Asgard), seeing that Odin had tarnished the fair name of godhead by divers injuries to its majesty, thought that he ought to be removed from their society. And they had him not only ousted from the headship, but outlawed and stripped of all worship and honour at home...

Heh. Loser God.

 
Fuzzjon 2008-04-22 04:05:40 PM  
In before Enkindle.

/Tyr is my copilot

 
cabritosaurio 2008-04-22 04:05:48 PM  
Would love to get a shot at playing kindergartens

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With that said...LEMMY IS GOD!! Anyone that old and ugly who can (still)drink me under the table while (still) getting more kitty than I ever will...is a hero of mine.

 
Kentucky Fried Children 2008-04-22 04:06:03 PM  
I came for the Metalocalypse / Dethklok references, I leave appeased.

 
Live After Death 2008-04-22 04:06:06 PM  
fleshofthestars: These guys agree:

Didn't one of them try to kill Glen Benton from Deicide because they didn't think he was hardcore enough?

 
oihorse 2008-04-22 04:06:34 PM  
Brown Jenkems: Jesu, Odin, what difference does it make? You still believe in an invisible sky wizard.

One dresses infinitely cooler and wields axes while the other is a damn hippie.

/serious differences!

 
Plug_Nickel 2008-04-22 04:06:59 PM  
Skwissgaar or Toki? It was Skwissgaar in my head, and therefore unbelievably cool. With Toki, maybe funnier?

 
idrow 2008-04-22 04:07:01 PM  
Viking metal band?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

/Off my lawn

 
techbuzz 2008-04-22 04:07:10 PM  
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/from the vid
//Metal-fan

 
docilej 2008-04-22 04:07:15 PM  
Notice all the kids in their faggy Crocs?

 
cerberus9 2008-04-22 04:07:27 PM  
Whenever my wife puts on her "country" music while driving, my three year old son starts to yell "Put on the loud rock music! Put on the loud rock music!"

So far, he's a big Van Halen fan (from when they were good), but I'm gonna move him up to Dio this weekend.

 
Thisbymaster 2008-04-22 04:07:37 PM  
Great now all the kids are deaf, that as suing.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 04:08:09 PM  
Asatru, FTW!

 
Drakin020 2008-04-22 04:08:20 PM  
Theres nothing hero about that.

Kids need Jesus.

 
utahraptor2 2008-04-22 04:08:29 PM  
CraicBaby: Kindergartens gots no good metals to listen to.

That's totally brutal.

 
tkirby 2008-04-22 04:08:33 PM  
www.nerd-core.org

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2008-04-22 04:08:42 PM  
Vman 2008-04-22 03:22:54 PM
I learned more from metal than from sunday school. And my pooper was safe the whole time I was listening to metal


Win.

 
The_Wilde_Yoh 2008-04-22 04:08:56 PM  
If ever a HERO tag was deserved, this is truly it. Well done.

 
oihorse 2008-04-22 04:09:23 PM  
Drakin020: Theres nothing hero about that.

Kids need Jesus.


Ya, otherwise they might grow up to think for themselves

lolz!

 
cabritosaurio 2008-04-22 04:09:35 PM  
Live After Death: fleshofthestars: These guys agree:

Didn't one of them try to kill Glen Benton from Deicide because they didn't think he was hardcore enough?


Hellz no, those guys are as cool as ice in real life. I read an interview with Glen once where he says Immortal is the only black metal band he likes.

 
ippolit 2008-04-22 04:09:59 PM  
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