Yup. Norway has officially replaced Germany as Creepiest Eurotrash

I learned more from metal than from sunday school. And my pooper was safe the whole time I was listening to metal

that jesus has been getting a free ride all these years. about time someone tried to show him what's up

The other day I was Fra Ginnunga-gap and I thought til evig tid first thing in the morning, but then Fra tidenes morgen til dommedag Fra jotneblod til verdens hav and the dog came outside and had this huge Fra bein og marg til fjell og land Vår tid er talt, lengselens skrik Maktenes mørke har talt sin tid and yeah, right in her chest, and she sort of screamed and he lost his Men opp av dypet, det glemte, dunklereises en tid av hedensk fortid.

And that's all I have Jeg står i skyggen av visjoner, den forviste sannhet finnes her Riv min sjel, stjel mitt sinn, allikevel blir jeg aldri din.

Kindergartens gots no good metals to listen to.

CraicBaby: Kindergartens gots no good metals to listen to.

"What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?" FTFY

*Olaf rocks out*

YEAH!!!

I worship Freyja, myself.

Viking death metal...nothing like it.

Now it's the swedes' turns!



/would have loved to have a viking death metal band play for me when I was a wee lad
//even if it was acoustic

This is the most awesome thing I have seen today.

Best use of the HERO tag ever.

logged in to do this \m/

This makes me proud of my imaginary Viking heritage!

/wants to name my daughter, Frejya

I wish I'd had metal in kindergarten.

\m/

Did they sing the Spam song?

/nothin'

We is amus-ed.

Thread is over. Metallocalypse has been posted.

/all we need is an umlaut or some random "Lemmy is God" post

My son's kindergarten class went to a "concert" yesterday. It was some group that sang children's songs. He called it "baby music" and said that Lynyrd Skynyrd, who we saw in concert last week in the front row, were much better. \m/ \m/

HAILZ \m/ \m/

it's too bad, if they ever tried this in America, parents would be screaming and protesting to protect their precious little snowflakes from these evil men!

Stay Grim and Kvlt, Norway!

/submitter

These guys agree:

Jesu, Odin, what difference does it make? You still believe in an invisible sky wizard.

My daughter would have loved this. As it was, the little weirdo went as a "viking kitty" for her second Halloween. She also knew the lyrics to The Immigrant Song better than anything by the Wiggles.

crypticsatellite: This is the most awesome thing I have seen today.

This.

CanadianCommie: Now it's the swedes' turns!

One of the best metal albums of the last couple of years IMHO. I got to see Amon Amarth live and they blew the headliners (Bodom) out of the water.

What are those wooden things?? chairs??

I wonder how much it would cost to pay them to follow Westboro Baptist Church around to funerals.

I'd chip in $20.

This is wicked awesome!

That was cool.

\m/\m/

From Wiki....

But the gods, whose chief seat was then at Byzantium, (Asgard), seeing that Odin had tarnished the fair name of godhead by divers injuries to its majesty, thought that he ought to be removed from their society. And they had him not only ousted from the headship, but outlawed and stripped of all worship and honour at home...

Heh. Loser God.

In before Enkindle.

/Tyr is my copilot

Would love to get a shot at playing kindergartens





With that said...LEMMY IS GOD!! Anyone that old and ugly who can (still)drink me under the table while (still) getting more kitty than I ever will...is a hero of mine.

I came for the Metalocalypse / Dethklok references, I leave appeased.

fleshofthestars: These guys agree:

Didn't one of them try to kill Glen Benton from Deicide because they didn't think he was hardcore enough?

Brown Jenkems: Jesu, Odin, what difference does it make? You still believe in an invisible sky wizard.

One dresses infinitely cooler and wields axes while the other is a damn hippie.

/serious differences!

Skwissgaar or Toki? It was Skwissgaar in my head, and therefore unbelievably cool. With Toki, maybe funnier?

Viking metal band?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

/Off my lawn

/from the vid
//Metal-fan

Notice all the kids in their faggy Crocs?

Whenever my wife puts on her "country" music while driving, my three year old son starts to yell "Put on the loud rock music! Put on the loud rock music!"

So far, he's a big Van Halen fan (from when they were good), but I'm gonna move him up to Dio this weekend.

Great now all the kids are deaf, that as suing.

Asatru, FTW!

Theres nothing hero about that.

Kids need Jesus.

CraicBaby: Kindergartens gots no good metals to listen to.

That's totally brutal.

Vman 2008-04-22 03:22:54 PM
I learned more from metal than from sunday school. And my pooper was safe the whole time I was listening to metal

Win.

If ever a HERO tag was deserved, this is truly it. Well done.

Drakin020: Theres nothing hero about that.

Kids need Jesus.

Ya, otherwise they might grow up to think for themselves

lolz!

Live After Death: fleshofthestars: These guys agree:

Didn't one of them try to kill Glen Benton from Deicide because they didn't think he was hardcore enough?

Hellz no, those guys are as cool as ice in real life. I read an interview with Glen once where he says Immortal is the only black metal band he likes.