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(Yahoo) Amusing The 25 worst rappers of all time. See if you can guess #1 like submitter did without clicking   (new.music.yahoo.com) divider line 129
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rocinante721 2008-04-21 06:09:39 PM  
Biz Markee.

*checks*

WTF ~ he isn't even on the LIST!

 
stevecody 2008-04-21 06:13:23 PM  
Didn't read TFA but I'm guessing it was a 2,000,000 person tie for first place

 
arkansas [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 06:22:22 PM  
I got number one AND number two.....easy.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 06:25:50 PM  
Yeah, that one was pretty easy to guess correctly.

 
angryjd 2008-04-21 06:28:46 PM  
Bushwick Bill? Anyone? Anyone????

 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 06:45:39 PM  
stevecody: Didn't read TFA but I'm guessing it was a 2,000,000 person tie for first place

That's what I was thinking.

 
Cewley [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 06:53:34 PM  
how can you pick 25 when they all SUCK.

 
eddie van heinous 2008-04-21 07:12:54 PM  
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch is on that list??

BLASPHEMY

 
Halfmast Trousers [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 07:17:22 PM  
Why must I cry why must I cry why must I cry ...

Why must I CRYYYYYYYYY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 07:44:07 PM  
Well, if anyone would know Rap music, it has to be the guy in the picture at the top of the article. I'm sold on this list.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 08:53:09 PM  
FTFL: 25) Chicago Bears

Damn, the Bears even manage to finish last in a list of failures...

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 08:56:31 PM  
Also, I look at the list, I hit ctrl+f and type "Eminem" into the searchbar, and still nothing. I think either my Firefox or the list is broken.

 
Edipis [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 09:13:54 PM  
i immediately figured that they would choose VI. i would have put Shaq at number 1.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 10:02:52 PM  
All of them.

 
thelunatick 2008-04-21 10:03:35 PM  
I figured Vanilla Ice, but seriously K-Fed better than him?

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 10:24:41 PM  
www.queenscentral.com

 
GBmanNC 2008-04-21 10:40:21 PM  
"Rap-metal" sounds like a bad idea, even before you hear how poorly it's executed. Ice-T couldn't pull it off with Body Count..."

Errr what? You sure about that one?

 
ericbo84 2008-04-21 10:40:36 PM  
I figured Soulja Boy would be number 1.

SUPAMAN DAT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
GBmanNC 2008-04-21 10:43:43 PM  
Cornwell: Also, I look at the list, I hit ctrl+f and type "Eminem" into the searchbar, and still nothing. I think either my Firefox or the list is broken.

You may not like him as a person or his music, but he has undeniable lyrical skill. For serious.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 10:44:34 PM  
I don't see John Gotti's gangsta grandson on that list.

And no Icy Hot Stuntaz??? What's up with that?

 
ThrowawayVote 2008-04-21 10:44:51 PM  
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 
kmt11 2008-04-21 10:47:47 PM  
No 50 Cent?

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 10:47:55 PM  
No MC Rove?

img299.imageshack.us

 
Aughsum 2008-04-21 10:56:34 PM  
I did guess #1.

I dont think Will Smith or Bubba Sparxx belong on the list.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:02:49 PM  
knock Wil Smith out of that list, and the list is actually not bad.

And yes, I guessed number 1.

 
pintoboy 2008-04-21 11:03:27 PM  
So when did Nelly loose the band-aid? Or was that someone else?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:04:23 PM  
oh, and anyone who wants to dis rap-metal can go talk to anthrax and public enemy about how much it sucks.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:04:39 PM  
peachpicker:

No MC Rove?


Good call!

Another bad one: Warren Beatty in Bulworth. He's no Natalie Portman.

 
csi_yellowknife 2008-04-21 11:09:53 PM  
I've heard Karl Rove, and I've heard Fred Durst. Karl's still better.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:11:26 PM  
DrBenway: He's no Natalie Portman.

I would so pay for her dry cleaning...

 
natewill 2008-04-21 11:14:47 PM  
My guess for first was Tay Zonday. Hummph.

 
c_niswonger 2008-04-21 11:16:52 PM  
Is it just me, or are some of these "hey these people are easy targets". Seriously, MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice have better flow than half the "rappers" out there. Glad to see Puff Daddy on the list. Would have felt better if the big ol' mush mouthed Notorious BIG was on there. Sure he could write, and maybe he could have rapped better if he'd taken some food out of his mouth.

 
irockalot 2008-04-21 11:21:45 PM  
Honestly, as much of a joke as he is, Vanilla has more talent as a rapper than P. Diddy. In other words, i guessed wrong.

 
steamingpile 2008-04-21 11:24:18 PM  
stevecody: Didn't read TFA but I'm guessing it was a 2,000,000 person tie for first place

Yeah almost every one thinks that but people wonder why the music industry ignores why music sales are really dropping.

 
satan_touched_my_bum 2008-04-21 11:24:59 PM  
No Baha Men?
Her bone runs out now. Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

 
First Post 2008-04-21 11:26:54 PM  
rocinante721: Biz Markee.

*checks*

WTF ~ he isn't even on the LIST!


Biz Markie is actually highly respected as a hip hop pioneer and one of the all time great freestylers.

As a singer, that's another thing :)

 
Qbawl 2008-04-21 11:27:45 PM  
No Denny Blazin Hazen?? (new window)

 
RoyBatty 2008-04-21 11:29:41 PM  
I figured it was me.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:30:27 PM  
Devastatin' Dave is feeling pretty good about himself for not being on the list.

redcultur.com

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:31:18 PM  
Did someone really say Biggie should be on the list??? Hell no! Well here's my list of BEST MCs.

1. GZA
2. Rakim
3. KRS
4. Nas
5. Method Man
6. Tupac
7. Biggie
8. Ghostface
9. Redman
10. Immortal Technique (since the new school should get a little love)

 
lazario 2008-04-21 11:36:01 PM  
I think Vanilla Ice was number one mostly because he was so successful for a minute there... he is/still absolutely horrible tho, but you gotta admit that "ninja rap" on TMNT 2 kicked ass... at least if you were young enough to enjoy TMNT 2. Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

Glad to see Dee Dee on there. R.I.P. I think he would have put himself on there too.

 
lordargent 2008-04-21 11:39:11 PM  
Soulja Boy isn't #1 (isn't even on the list) == fail!

angryjd: Bushwick Bill?

Aww shiat
I woke up on the wrong side of bed today
Lookin for some homo sapiens to slay
Lost in panicked thoughts, damn
Frantic killings constantly, now I'm sought
Wanted, but I give a fark, fool I'm the hunter not the hunted
Bushwick the name Geto Boy executioner
Terminator, murder revolutioner
Street stalker, causer - of metamorphosis
Late night rapes, body found in a forest
No clues left behind, a fool from the darkside
Continous killings, many unsolved homicides

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-04-21 11:40:27 PM  
Well if you like the way it sound then clap man
And if the women love it too well then raise your hands
But only raise your hands if you're sure
Punk n-ggaz shatter like a glass jaw, break it

 
Transpogue 2008-04-21 11:48:02 PM  
Any worst rappers list without Ja Rule is null and void.

Goddammit does that guy suck.

 
HBK 2008-04-21 11:51:09 PM  
I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I liked Vanilla Ice in this song (pops, not a rick roll).

/Could be 'cause I heard it first when I was in middle school

 
strongbadd 2008-04-21 11:53:19 PM  
I'd take Will Smith off that list because of his work with DJ Jazzy Jeff, but otherwise I can basically agree.

 
NASAM 2008-04-22 12:01:16 AM  
Transpogue: Any worst rappers list without Ja Rule is null and void.

Goddammit does that guy suck.


Agree 1000%

And Lil Wayne.

This list needs more Snow.
Seriously, how THE fark did Snow not make the list.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-04-22 12:05:20 AM  
I vote for listing the entire genre.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-04-22 12:05:43 AM  
TheJoe03: Did someone really say Biggie should be on the list??? Hell no! Well here's my list of BEST MCs.

1. GZA
2. Rakim
3. KRS
4. Nas
5. Method Man
6. Tupac
7. Biggie
8. Ghostface
9. Redman
10. Immortal Technique (since the new school should get a little love)


Big L should fit in that list somewhere but pretty good overall.

 
Bacon09 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-22 12:23:44 AM  
NASAM: Transpogue: This list needs more Snow.
Seriously, how THE fark did Snow not make the list.


My thoughts exactly. "Ninja Rap" is a masterpiece compared to the smoldering pile of moose dung that was "Informer."

 
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