LEAVE DOLLY ALONE!


"I takes a lot of money to look this trashy."

"...she had to work twice as boobs"?

Subby FAILS.

Doombuggyman: "...she had to work twice as boobs"?

Subby FAILS.

I think it is you that has boobed.

thomps: Doombuggyman: "...she had to work twice as boobs"?

Subby FAILS.

I think it is you that has boobed.

Heheh, that's booby.

Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes?

Neither has she.


/favorite joke from grade 5

Thanks subby, that was a great laugh.

Lloyd Braun: Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes?

Neither has she.


/favorite joke from grade 5

What do you call Dolly on her back in the Mississippi river??

Islands in the stream.

What I want to know, is why anyone would pay money to see a "buxom" 62 y/o lip-sync to Dolly Parton songs.

Ilmarinen: What I want to know, is why anyone would pay money to see a "buxom" 62 y/o lip-sync to Dolly Parton songs.

Those quotation marks... I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

How can you spot Dolly Parton's children in a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their mouths.

It's a titty bit nipply in here...

You know you would motorboat them if you could.

That is all.

Nobody has bothered to mention that Dolly is one of Nashville's most highly-acclaimed and prolific songwriters, or that her publishing firm is a multi-billion-dollar powerhouse, or that she's got more talent in one nipple than all of the current crop of "young country" clones put together, or that she's as genuinely nice a human being as she appears...

Dolly is awesome.

docmattic: Those quotation marks... I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

I couldn't just type it without them and not feel weird about the combination with 62 y/o.

/more of a warning to my own mind to not get too excited

carmody: Nobody has bothered to mention that Dolly is one of Nashville's most highly-acclaimed and prolific songwriters, or that her publishing firm is a multi-billion-dollar powerhouse, or that she's got more talent in one nipple than all of the current crop of "young country" clones put together, or that she's as genuinely nice a human being as she appears...

Dolly is awesome.

THIS

Doombuggyman: "...she had to work twice as boobs"?

Subby FAILS.

This is even funnier than the headline.

kpottruff: You know you would motorboat them if you could.

That is all.

I think you would need two heads to motorboat this

not that I wouldn't try

Boobies

Dolly Parton is a singer/songwriter???

Doombuggyman: "...she had to work twice as boobs"?

Subby FAILS.

Sure about that?

cameroncrazy1984: Thanks subby, that was a great laugh.

No problem.

carmody: Nobody has bothered to mention that Dolly is one of Nashville's most highly-acclaimed and prolific songwriters, or that her publishing firm is a multi-billion-dollar powerhouse, or that she's got more talent in one nipple than all of the current crop of "young country" clones put together, or that she's as genuinely nice a human being as she appears...

Dolly is awesome.

I came here to say this. Dolly Parton is most, uh, widely known for her cans, but she's an amazing songwriter and a great singer too.

Noncomformist: Dolly Parton is a singer/songwriter???

Yes, and I'm sure she has many tits to offer for the aspiring I wish to SCALE THEM

Interesting story about Dolly. Back in the 60s, Elvis Presley wanted to record a version of Dolly's I Will Always Love You. But the catch was that she would have to sign over half the rights to it, cuz, hell, he was Elvis. She told Elvis and the Colonel to politely go to hell, and since then the song has gone multi-platinum on two more separate occasions and made her many millions more.

Doombuggyman: "...she had to work twice as boobs"?

Subby FAILS.



WIN.

Ilmarinen: What I want to know, is why anyone would pay money to see a "buxom" 62 y/o lip-sync to Dolly Parton songs.

uh. . Dolly Parton doesn't lipsync. She has something that hasn't been present in popular music for 30 years -- genuine talent.

America's Next Top Model: Ilmarinen: What I want to know, is why anyone would pay money to see a "buxom" 62 y/o lip-sync to Dolly Parton songs.

uh. . Dolly Parton doesn't lipsync. She has something that hasn't been present in popular music for 30 years -- genuine talent.

(insert obligatory "She has lips?" comment here)

I'd like two pickets to titsburg.

I don't listen to country much, but I just heard Jolene on the radio last night. I forgot how much I actually like that song.

Ahhh, Dolly Parton; the original Milf of my generation.

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Currently listening to Ah! My Goddess O.S.T. 2 by some Japanese guy

RyanWillia: I don't listen to country much, but I just heard Jolene on the radio last night. I forgot how much I actually like that song.

Great song. Another great performance is Dolly singing How Blue at that Reba McEntire tribute, it's on Youtube I'm sure.

And yeah, I'm not big on country music either. But Dolly has some good shiat.

carmody: Nobody has bothered to mention that Dolly is one of Nashville's most highly-acclaimed and prolific songwriters, or that her publishing firm is a multi-billion-dollar powerhouse, or that she's got more talent in one nipple than all of the current crop of "young country" clones put together, or that she's as genuinely nice a human being as she appears...

Dolly is awesome.

oh, and she has HUGE knockers