Come again?

This time if the rubber breaks, the population decreases by one.

Maybe he shouldn't have used them before he constructed a bungee cord out of them.

He'll now be ribbed for our pleasure.

I get to be the first one to say...


Ew.

Since it's so long, strong and resilient, I just use my dick to bungee jump.

I say we should have everyone use these. I think that if someone is dumb enough to jump off a cliff, just to feel a 'rush', even if they are attached to a chord, they should be Darwin'd. Especially this guy.

Additional generic latex rubber joke.

I guess if he had the time to do that, he sure as hell didn't have any other uses for condoms.

theorellior: Since it's so long, strong and resilient, I just use my dick to bungee jump.

Isn't that already called the pole vault?

EsteeFlwrPot: even if they are attached to a chord, they should be Darwin'd. Especially this guy.

Then the chord would be flat.

Fluff Girl: This time if the rubber breaks, the population decreases by one.

Delivery could have been better, so TKO instead of KO. Still the winner.

Fluff Girl: Isn't that already called the pole vault?

I'm multi-talented. In the biathlon I only need to bring my skis.

Kome: Come again?

brilliant.



/at least this guy uses protection while coming at mother earth.

Ecdysozoa: Additional generic latex rubber joke.

Thpenis.

nobozo: He'll now be ribbed for our pleasure.

Yes, I giggled at that one....

"It was difficult as the condoms are slippery."

If only there was a substance to make them sticky

nobozo: He'll now be ribbed for our pleasure.

Win.

were they used condoms?

How does one get to be a master at jumping? Is it like in those olympic diving things where they do random flips and stuff?

Kome: Come again?

Fluff Girl: This time if the rubber breaks, the population decreases by one.

nobozo: He'll now be ribbed for our pleasure.

Wins all around!

He's got balls.

He said he was not concerned that the rope would be strong enough. "Latex is latex. But the cord was based on a mathematical formula and although I was 99 percent sure that it would work, my stomach was in a knot for a month before the jump," said Dionisio.

Well, that and if you DID die, it would be because you jumped with a 90ft bungee of condoms. Which is sort of a fate worse than death, as well as the fact that you're still dying, so it's death and worse than death all in one.

This was predicted years ago by John Bell (pops). (Bungee Condoms I, near the bottom of the page)

it would've been stronger if he didn't have to tie a bunch of them together. he should have just used one of mine.

If only there were some sort of media-rich world-wide communications format whereby one could disseminate this sort of information using still photographs or moving video. Alas, perhaps someday.

Fluff Girl: EsteeFlwrPot: even if they are attached to a chord, they should be Darwin'd. Especially this guy.

Then the chord would be flat.

teehee, cute.

/former choir chick

Maybe he should have used unlubricated condoms? Or was it the liberal doses of astroglide applied to his body before the jump?

It seemed that he only managed to pleasure himself with all of those condoms.

For environmental reasons, he used recycled condoms.

hands must of had that latex condom smell for months

Scutter huh huh - you said disseminate...

"It was difficult as the condoms are slippery."

Perhaps next time he should try using the non-lubricated ones?

This reminds me...

Thanks subby.

What's the matter there MacGyver, couldn't find enough rubber bands?

jmccarth07
Fluff Girl: EsteeFlwrPot: even if they are attached to a chord, they should be Darwin'd. Especially this guy.

Then the chord would be flat.

teehee, cute.

/former choir chick

Bah. Me and my darn stupidity!

/I lol'd
//good thing the grammar nazi didn't get me

Edible or non?

This is me in New Zealand in 2005. 134m, 8.5 seconds of freefall:



WEEEEEEEEEE......

he ought to try it without the condoms
he'd feel more . . . like the ground

He REALLY needs to get a girlfriend...

Wait, was? He survived?

... damnit.