+1

LOL. "wandered the streets of Philadelphia"

why am I not surprised to learn that Ed Rendell knows where all the best gay bars are located in philly...?

Kinda explains all the 'wide stance' jokes circulating around Harriburg lately tho.

They know one of their own one they see her...

"Frankly, it's none of your business."

Philadelphians have never been very good with celebrities. She's lucky she's more popular than Santa Claus, in any case.

I didn't just grab her ass, I Clinton'd her in the boobies!

Those were some damn bitter people posting in the comment section. My personal favorite is the 'lady' that kept calling everyone "FILTH" or maybe it was the married guy with children, he seemed to really need to tell us that part, pissed off no one talks to middle class white men about their candidacy.

My favorite comment from the comments section:

...did somebody try to grab Ed Rendell's ass, too?

John Curious, San Francisco, CA (Sent Saturday, April 19, 2008 2:58 PM)

\yeah i definitely would

Chelsea was speaking at the bar next to my house. I was already there.

/would have hit it

Chelsea definately has the 'Innsmouth look'.

/obscure?

With a father like Bill, it's no wonder she hates men (at least heterosexual ones).

Weaver95: Chelsea definately has the 'Innsmouth look'.

/obscure?

Are you talking Lovecraft Innsmouth here?

Dr. Mojo PhD: Weaver95: Chelsea definately has the 'Innsmouth look'.

/obscure?

Are you talking Lovecraft Innsmouth here?

Is there any other kind?

:B

Dr. Mojo PhD: Weaver95: Chelsea definately has the 'Innsmouth look'.

/obscure?

Are you talking Lovecraft Innsmouth here?

There is no other Innsmouth, and certainly no other Innsmouth Look.

This calls for song lyrics no one will read:

I met her at the EOD
She sank her dew claws into me

We stepped out to watch the tide come in
She said a little swim would do some wonders for your skin
I shed my old self, slipped into the sea

One glance was all it took
She gave me the Innsmouth look
(x2)

I dig her batrachian lips
Her bulbous eyes and scaly hips

She's got secrets but they'll soon be mine
Oh, Father Dagon smiles upon me from the bas-relief
And something's fishy down at Devil Reef

One glance was all it took
She gave me the Innsmouth look
(x2)

Obed was a sailor
He sailed the 7 seas
He made love to the fish
He made love to the fish

He made love to the fishies
(repeat ad nauseam)

One glance was all it took
She gave me the Innsmouth look

Weaver95: Dr. Mojo PhD: Weaver95: Chelsea definately has the 'Innsmouth look'.

/obscure?

Are you talking Lovecraft Innsmouth here?

Is there any other kind?

Didn't think so.

Chelsea endorses: Dagon/Marsh '08

Ha ha Broadcastdave, shows up for Chelsea Wet T-Shirt Night

Weaver95 knows perfectly well Nothing Is Obscure On FARK;
Link (new window)

Best line in that article to take out of context:

Rendell appeared to be in his element.

Like mother like daughter?

What I meant was, pandering to every demographic, of course ;)

Chelsea. Curtains. Carpet. Correspondence.

Mr. Clinton is my favorite Presient (thus far), and I dislike Mrs. Clinton. I think I've gone on the record as saying I wouldn't fark Chelsea, but I may have to rethink that after seeing a couple of the pictures in this thread.

/Maybe if I'd had a couple beers
//Either of the Bush twins? Yes, again after a pint or two,even though I'd hate myself the next day

As a bisexual man I have absolutely no idea why Hillary Clinton is so freaking popular with the gay crowd. Then again as a bisexual the gays never let me join in all their reindeer games anyways.

"Hey everybody! Vote for my mom! Remember, it's like she says- marriage is between a man and a woman! Sucks to be you!"

Chelsea as a lesbo? No.

Hillary as a lesbo? Yes.

Obama as a closeted gay male? Yep, it's true.

McCain as a homo? Nope.

Let my previous post be a lesson kids: Drinking while Farking and attempting to finish accounting homework downstairs from an asshole neighbor with a new stereo system set to 11 kills brain cells.

/End threadjack
//Now back to your comments about Chelsea and gay pub crawls

I started to type "I wonder if she'll ever get into politics?", but thought the better of it.

Really I should be asking, "I wonder if she'll ever run on her own?"

I'd lay even money she'll at least run for a governorship one day.

So Cinton is the choice of the sexual pervert molesters?

I read that as Cheesesteak Clinton

/obligatory
//might hit it

WolfinPHX: I think I've gone on the record as saying I wouldn't fark Chelsea, but I may have to rethink that after seeing a couple of the pictures in this thread.

It's amazing what getting good hair, makeup, and wardrobe people can do.

Too-Tall: I'd lay even money she'll at least run for a governorship one day.

Oh I certainly hope so....her first solo press conference without the mommy/daddy safety net would be well worth the aggravation of yet another clinton on the national stage.

I think Chelsea would make a better candidate than her mom, but she says she is not interested in politics. She seems to have gotten her Dads likability.

That article reminds me of this.

All Apologies: I think Chelsea would make a better candidate than her mom, but she says she is not interested in politics. She seems to have gotten her Dads likability.

Yeah. still a damn shame about that Innsmouth Look thing tho. She'll eventually have to return to the sea.

Is that Sarah Chalke from Scrubs?

Dr. Mojo PhD: Weaver95: Dr. Mojo PhD: Weaver95: Chelsea definately has the 'Innsmouth look'.

/obscure?

Are you talking Lovecraft Innsmouth here?

Is there any other kind?

Didn't think so.

Chelsea endorses: Dagon/Marsh '08

Wait, what about Cthulhu?

/Or is he Republican?

Remove all Republicans: So what does that mean about Laura Bush?

She reminds me of my grandmother, kind of a sweet little old lady. My grandmother was married to a mentally deficient alcoholic who couldn't speak in front of crowds for most of her life too (her second husband).

StillH2O: It's amazing what getting good hair, makeup, and wardrobe people can do.

True. And this being a campaign year, maybe that's why she's looking better.

/Or maybe I'm just lonely

a face like that would stop traffic anywhere, no matter what she was doing. Or who she was doing.

Clocks would also not be safe.

Hmmm...

I can only assume the person doing the ass-grabbing was drunk at the time. Chelsea is definitely a two beer kinda girl.

/but after those two beers...

Funk Brothers: Chelsea as a lesbo? No.

Hillary as a lesbo? Yes.

Obama as a closeted gay male? Yep, it's true.

McCain as a homo? Nope.

Yeah, he's the heterosexual I want misunderstanding the way our economy works as president. He absolutely won't let any anal sex legislation pass.

You stay classy, Philadelphia!

StillH2O It's amazing what getting good hair, makeup, and wardrobe people can do.

came in here to say that. she must have a stylist on call or something, cuz i've seen her un-made up and not even with michael vick's dick.

I like how they refer to her beauty as natural....I guess they never saw her before the surgery.