I think he would be better served by moving to the land his family bought in Peru, if he wants to escape criminal prosecution and incarceration.

Code_Archeologist: I think he would be better served by moving to the land his family bought in Peru, if he wants to escape criminal prosecution and incarceration.

You wish.

So do I, but it won't happen.

Code_Archeologist: I think he would be better served by moving to the land his family bought in Peru, if he wants to escape criminal prosecution and incarceration.

Not Peru... Uruguay. Y'know, where there was no extradition treaties for those accused in international court for crimes against humanity?

Good...now he gets the joy of paying tolls to drive on the George Bush highway too.

I think SMU is building is Presidiential Museum on their campus too. I'm sure it will be as big of a tourist draw as the Kennedy shooting area is.

/Can't we make a rule...once you run for office, you're not allowed back out of DC?

bob4pres: /Can't we make a rule...once you run for office, you're not allowed back out of DC?

Man, we would wind up with some thug-ass motherfarkers in office.

although fewer tourists are stopping by these days.

You don't say...

DAMMIT! Now I can never return to my home city ever again. D:

Is that a JFK reference. I hope not considering the Patriot Act is still in effect.

He should move to Leavenworth.

Why not retire surrounded by the materialistic, golf-shirt-wearing, Ford F250-driving, racist, Baptist, homogenized-corporate-big-box-loving, Miller-lite-drinking, yellow-ribbon-sporting assholes that put him into office in the first place?

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Didn't he buy the ranch in the run-up to the 2000 election?

Gee, I wonder what the purpose of Crawford was? It definitely couldn't have been to get PR photos like this one:

What a surprise. Not. Bush is and always will be a Connecticut Yankee, but he pretended to be a good ol' Texas boy to scare up votes.

LocalCynic: Bush grew up in Texas. He may have been born in CT but you certainly can't blame them for him.

Sounds good.

Tabatha Static: Code_Archeologist: I think he would be better served by moving to the land his family bought in Peru, if he wants to escape criminal prosecution and incarceration.

Not Peru... Uruguay. Y'know, where there was no extradition treaties for those accused in international court for crimes against humanity?

I think it was actually Paraguay. North Eastern Paraguay specifically.


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ohknaks: LocalCynic: Bush grew up in Texas. He may have been born in CT but you certainly can't blame them for him.

shiat yes I can

pvd021: Is that a JFK reference.

Probably. However, I doubt anyone on Fark has a library card.

reposted from another thread:

After the White House:



"heh heh, ding fries are done. awesome"

RagingLeonard: Why not retire surrounded by the materialistic, golf-shirt-wearing, Ford F250-driving, racist, Baptist, homogenized-corporate-big-box-loving, Miller-lite-drinking, yellow-ribbon-sporting assholes that put him into office in the first place?

Nailed it. Dallas is the douchiest city in the douchiest state in the country. Makes sense to me.

HitInTheJunk: Didn't he buy the ranch in the run-up to the 2000 election?

Gee, I wonder what the purpose of Crawford was? It definitely couldn't have been to get PR photos like this one:

Damn, he's sorta got that whole Reagan scam going on in that pic. What a coincidence.

abb3w: Probably. However, I doubt anyone on Fark has a library card.

I do!

Calling your $1.3M estate a "ranch" doesn't make it any less an estate and doesn't make you any more a blue-collar aw shucks down home boy.

RagingLeonard: Why not retire surrounded by the materialistic, golf-shirt-wearing, Ford F250Mercedes-driving, racist, Baptist, homogenized-corporate-big-box-loving, Miller-litemartini-drinking, yellow-ribbon-sporting assholes that put him into office in the first place?

Sounds like a good plan to me.

FTFY. You've never been to Highland Park, have you? It's a very expensive, very high-class, very homogeneous neighborhood. However, I am surprised that I only had to change as little as I did. Oh Dallas...

But where will he ride his horses and raise his 200 head-a-cattle?

Oh, you mean his ranch consists of nothing but flora and he was just a farking lame ass biatch pouser 'cowboy' trolling for votes? Nevermind.

Bacontastesgood: he was just a farking lame ass biatch poseur 'cowboy'?




You mean like these boys?

I'll add that to my long ass list of reasons to stay out of Dallas.

Yesdog: RagingLeonard: Why not retire surrounded by the materialistic, golf-shirt-wearing, Ford F250-driving, racist, Baptist, homogenized-corporate-big-box-loving, Miller-lite-drinking, yellow-ribbon-sporting assholes that put him into office in the first place?

Nailed it. Dallas is the douchiest city in the douchiest state in the country. Makes sense to me.

You two should get a room in the ultra-hip city you so very well represent.

RagingLeonard: Why not retire surrounded by the materialistic, golf-shirt-wearing, Ford F250-driving, racist, Baptist, homogenized-corporate-big-box-loving, Miller-lite-drinking, yellow-ribbon-sporting assholes that put him into office in the first place?

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Floridans drink Miller? Seemed like more of a mixed-drink state to me.

ipsofacto: Yesdog: RagingLeonard: Why not retire surrounded by the materialistic, golf-shirt-wearing, Ford F250-driving, racist, Baptist, homogenized-corporate-big-box-loving, Miller-lite-drinking, yellow-ribbon-sporting assholes that put him into office in the first place?

Nailed it. Dallas is the douchiest city in the douchiest state in the country. Makes sense to me.

You two should get a room in the ultra-hip city you so very well represent.

You should shut your mouth when adults are talking.

RagingLeonard: You should shut your mouth when adults are talking.

I will... when that happens. Douche. :)

i remember seeing an item in a supermarket tabloid a few years back that laura would divorce him if he made her live in crawford. they might have been on to something.