My dog would be a better president then W.

I thought this was the third Bush term.

Dinki: My dog would be a better president then W.

holy crap - that was my *exact* thought when i read the headline. thanks for the laugh when i clicked on the thread

/owns the world's most worthless mutt

McCain would be a better president than Bush.

Of course, liquid helium is colder than liquid nitrogen.

Cyclometh
McCain would be a better president than Bush.

Of course, liquid helium is colder than liquid nitrogen.

As in "liquid nitrogen is better at warming things up than liquid helium".

Cyclometh: McCain would be a better president than Bush.

Of course, liquid helium is colder than liquid nitrogen.

oh good, i'm gonna go take a nice warm liquid nitrogen bath based on your recommendation.

The kid wearing the harness and a hockey helmet at the mall would make a better president than Bush.

Lol's Dinki.

My dog's understudy could even top W.

Duh. And?

This is part of the Clintonian-Bush idea of politics, that you can never say a nice thing about an opponent, never admit your opponent does anything well, never even say your opponents name. I'm glad Obama admits this.

Well that's obvious. McCain is a boot-licking neocon, whereas Bush is a boot-licking neocon meat-puppet who spent a decade and a half drinking, doing coke, and failing at jobs his father set him up with.

what fun

After the White House:



"heh heh, ding fries are done. awesome"

Cyclometh: Of course, liquid helium is colder than liquid nitrogen.

You just had to turn it into a liquid nitrogen thread, didn't you?

unholymartiangod: You just had to turn it into a liquid nitrogen thread, didn't you?

Don't worry, this thread will be a real gas soon enough...

/me wanders off mumbling something about 'a lot of hot air will take good care of that problem'

A red-hot poker up the ass would be better than a spinning, red - hot auger up the ass.

I don't know about this, but I hope Obama enjoyed the insult he got in response to his compliment from the McCain camp.

As much as I dislike McCain now, I have to agree with that. He might be a raging elitist with no knowledge of economics and a miserable foreign policy, but he still wouldn't be as bad as Bush.

If we elected him, which I doubt.

And Obama would be better than Jimmy Carter.

If McCain is elected, Dick Cheney will still wield considerable influence. The Republican Party, at its highest level, is basically a criminal syndicate using the Iraq war as a means of embezzling a great deal of money from the US Treasury. And the bleeding will continue until the Republicans are out of the White House.

SphericalTime: If we elected him, which I doubt.

I'm starting to get very nervous about his electability. Rezko, Wright, flag pin, bittergate, Ayers, arugulagate ... most are relatively silly and in some cases ridiculous -- but so were the Swift Boat Vets.

I believe McCain will win. Nobody wants a racist senator from Illinois nor a tired old woman from New York.

Funk Brothers: I believe McCain will win. Nobody wants a racist senator from Illinois nor a tired old woman from New York.

But nobody wants this, either:



\what has Obama done to show that he is racist or approves of some of the more controversial things Wright has said?

elchip: SphericalTime: If we elected him, which I doubt.

I'm starting to get very nervous about his electability. Rezko, Wright, flag pin, bittergate, Ayers, arugulagate ... most are relatively silly and in some cases ridiculous -- but so were the Swift Boat Vets.

Obama isn't Kerry.

I honestly think Obama will not be as kind to McCain as he is to Hillary. He really doesn't attack Hillary - he needs her voters, and he probably isn't comfortable attacking a fellow Dem. He won't have that niceness with a Republican.

Don't confuse magnanimity with weakness. Kerry was weak (as a campaigner), Obama is not.

Megain: Dinki: My dog would be a better president then W.

holy crap - that was my *exact* thought when i read the headline. thanks for the laugh when i clicked on the thread

/owns the world's most worthless mutt

My dog Missy would be a great VP. She's 15, blind, and has no teeth.

Funk Brothers: I believe McCain will win. Nobody wants a racist senator from Illinois nor a tired old woman from New York.

Or a cranky old traitorous commie sympathizer.

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! DIDI MAO!

McCain is finally starting to get ads ran against him.

Ouch this one hurts ^{(^)}

elchip

Americans see McCain as an invigorating person who will unite both sides of the party. Face it, the Deomcrats just throw rocks at Republicans and preventing us from doing things instead of them doing good things for the country. Democrats are supportered by liberal wackos like Moveon.org and Air American who spread hate towards the Republicans.

Funk Brothers: tired old woman from New York.

Wait- who's from NY? I thought Hillary was from Scranton, PA.

Funk Brothers: elchip

Americans see McCain as an invigorating person who will unite both sides of the party.

I don't even know any McCain supporters who think this. FAIL

boomaze

McCain is going to unite America. I'm for the status quo. It's just that American people are just lazy and haven't competed in Darwinism in a while. The lack of Darwinism has led to higher gas prices and a downturn in the economy.

My grandfather, who has been dead since 1985, would do a better job than John McSame.

Heck, his dead dogs would do a better job.

His dead dogs' turds would do a better job than John McSame.

Hobodeluxe: McCain is finally starting to get ads ran against him.

Ouch this one hurts (^)

mccain is going to be politically crucified for the sins of george bush, and all because he had to act like bush is a great president to win the nomination.

t3knomanser: Funk Brothers: tired old woman from New York.

Wait- who's from NY? I thought Hillary was from Scranton, PA.

I thought she was from Arkansas.

Zmog: I thought this was the third Bush term.

Certainly feels like it.

Funk Brothers: elchip

Americans see McCain as an invigorating person who will unite both sides of the party.

both sides of the "party"? the party is not the same thing as the nation, comrade, and winning your own dwindling base will not win the general election.

Face it, the Deomcrats just throw rocks at Republicans and preventing us from doing things instead of them doing good things for the country.

democrats prevented the republicans from doing good things? was that while the republicans controlled the white house and both houses of congress?

It's just that American people are just lazy and haven't competed in Darwinism in a while. The lack of Darwinism has led to higher gas prices and a downturn in the economy.

did you get your definition of darwinism from ben stein?

DamnYankees: t3knomanser: Funk Brothers: tired old woman from New York.

Wait- who's from NY? I thought Hillary was from Scranton, PA.

I thought she was from Arkansas.

i thought she was from biatch island

Come on, the Democrats are making this look as if McCain will be Bush's third term and it doesn't work that way. I mean Reagan's third term (H.W. Bush's first term) was never the same as the previous two terms.

What, B Hussein isn't demonizing his opponent? WTF is this? I thought he was a racist hatemonger and would lash out violently at his opponent...

burndtdan

Obivously, your pessimistic and you're destorying the good of the United States. Once again, pessimism and a lack of Drawinism has led to high gas prices and a downturn in the economy.

hah Ann Coulter had a book signing in a public restroom.



Could I interest you in a mint or a moist towelette??

Funk Brothers: Obivously, your pessimistic and you're destorying the good of the United States.

you got me there. whenever i see someone happy, i destroy something they love.

burndtdan: you got me there. whenever i see someone happy, i destroy something they love.

See, Democrats just like love death, despair, and sadness.

I heard that they both had a black baby.

Ten others who would make a better president than George Bush

(1) Charles Manson
(2) Carrot Top
(3) Kyser Sose
(4) Fredo Corleone
(5) Campbell's Cream of Celery Soup
(6) Spiny Norman
(7) Evil Roy Slade
(8) Jewel's dentist
(9) El Guapo
(10) Imelda Marcos

Funk Brothers:
McCain is going to unite America. I'm for the status quo. It's just that American people are just lazy and haven't competed in Darwinism in a while. The lack of Darwinism has led to higher gas prices and a downturn in the economy.

I see skookum has a new alt...

Funk Brothers: Come on, the Democrats are making this look as if McCain will be Bush's third term and it doesn't work that way. I mean Reagan's third term (H.W. Bush's first term) was never the same as the previous two terms.

You got that right. Bush's third term will be more action-packed than Reagan's third term.

They're going to drop an a-tom bomb on I-ran.

Born to Die

I saw his/her account. He's absolutely right. I hope you end up in a FEMA Camp in the West too.

God placed George W. Bush in the White House for a good reason.

daychilde: Don't worry, this thread will be a real gas soon enough...

you dont have to tell me twice.

/too many eggs