I wager 500 Quatloos on the newcomer.

Ah, those crazy Mexicans.

Inb4 Fight Club.

Article is worthless, just like the punch or kick of a 5 year old thrown at my face.

/face only

I'm dominating my Dojo Jerry!

How many five year olds can you take in a fight? (pops)

Remind me, disemboweling in your species: fatal, or non-fatal?

When I was a kid we had a fight club in kindergarten. 5-6 year olds. The mexicans were vicious as hell, letting there nails grow really long and what not. Got lots of letters home from those days...

Two tots enter... one tot leaves.

Kids have been fighting since forever, at least this way they can work it out with some padding on and with adult supervision.

With the discipline they're learning along with the martial art, they will also be less likely to start fights later on.

PirateFreedom: I'm dominating my Dojo Jerry!

Damn you!!!
/* shakes fist */

I wager 20 quatloos that all three are untrainable. 5000 quatloos that the newcomers will have to be destroyed.

EsteeFlwrPot: Ah, those crazy Mexicans.

Yo vi lo hiciste ahi.

#3 - If the kid says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.


- If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

sorry but 5 year olds can't hit hard enough for this to be a problem.

Bwahahahahaaa! Little runts stand no chance....in numbers less than two dozen...

23

Don't worry. In three years time, it'll be announced that these children lied about their age.

They're really at least 7 or 8, but claimed to be younger to have a better shot at the majors.

I could take 27.

Calvin Hobbes: Two tots enter... one tot leaves.

Well done, raggedy man.

My dad has a story about me when I was young that he loves to tell. There were some older boys that would often treat me like shiat and bully me around. One day, my dad watched as I, having had enough, walked inside, said nothing, went to my room, found a little toy metal/plastic gun, and holding it by the barrel, walked back outside, got behind the oldest of the two boys and, as hard as I could, hit the oldest in the back of the head with the butt of the gun, sending him straight to the ground. The younger boy ran off, my dad got a good laugh. Never again did they bother me.

When I say that I was young, I was about 4 at the time. Still too young to be going to school. This was also the early 1980s, back when people didn't instantly result to calling the police for every little thing.

Kickboxing. Sport of the future.

100 quatloos on the newcomers!

Rules 1 and 2
That is all

$200 on ClownBaby!!!

/obscure?

skinink: I am Alfalfa's complete lack of surprise.

AHAHAHAHA!

+2 for skinink

Rule #1: Do not tell your mom about kiddie fight club.
Rule #2: Nap time shall be strictly observed.

First rule of Baby Fight Club: no talking about Baby Fight Club.
Second rule: no talking.
Third rule: Adults sound like this: Bwaa, bwaa, bwaa, bwaa, bwaa, bwaa.
Fourth rule: Destroy all copies of LOOK WHO'S TALKING movies. I just added that one myself. I just think it would be a good idea.

slappydoodad: $200 on ClownBaby!!!

/obscure?

Is it a clown dressed as a baby or a baby dressed as a clown? LOL , My favorite show...

xlbrooklyn: How many five year olds can you take in a fight? (pops)



I feel pretty bad now.

/in a Samuel L. kinda way
//not in a 'beating up kids is wrong' kinda way
///little punks probably need a good whoopin'.
//slashies?

xlbrooklyn: How many five year olds can you take in a fight? (pops)

19

Damn, I wish I'd read the thread before I posted my paltry 19.

/thank heck for

//going to put on skirt

Didn't we have an article from Missouri on this subject already?

And I do believe that the conclusion was that people needed to unwad their panties.

Sonoafabiatch. Thank heck for ADHD, that was the point.

Upright Citizens Brigade?

Somewhere Michael Vick is observed having an idea.

/by somewhere I mean prison of course

SWEEP THE LEG!! I LOVE IT WHEN HE POUNDS 'EM!

Weird according to the test I can only take 28 five year olds but at age 17 I took 22 easily as a summer camp helper. The trick is to distract a few and use them as projectile weapons 5 year olds have about a 25 foot range.

Dunno how to post the pic, but the above test says I can take 30.

I need to lose weight and learn to improvise some weapons. For example, taking off a pair of boots makes them into great clubs.

I don't see what's wrong with this. I started martial arts training when I was 6, training included sparring and competing in tournaments. I've been a judge (referee if you will) in hundreds of tournament fights of 5-6 year old kids. Trouble starts when kids reach age 12-13, then they are strong enough to cause real damage to one another.

Boring article, boring topic.

I found another article about this, but it's obvious that some of the children aren't enjoying themselves.

xlbrooklyn: How many five year olds can you take in a fight? (pops)

31

Chumps.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-04-20 07:03:18 PM
Remind me, disemboweling in your species: fatal, or non-fatal?

Saint Guts Free says non-fatal.

No juice box until you can tell me the first two rules of Fight Club.

34

Its like fighting midgest, only they bite more.

That site is so wrong. You're telling me I can only take on one classroom's worth of 5-year-olds?

Maybe if they were all super aggressive, and being controlled by someone else so that they all work together effectively. But if it was realistic at all, they all go down to a single punch, many of them get afraid and back off or run away. And am I wrong in assuming about half of them will be girls?

I gotta think it would take at least 60, and probably 100 or more. They would need enough to instantly and completely swarm you and hold you down. And even then, think about how much damage a 5-year-old can even do. They can't hit hard, they can't choke you, they can't really do anything. You could slowly work your way through the swarm, killing one at a time. They'd have to either crush you under their weight, or exhaust you and continue to hold you until you starve or something.