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DonnyBaker [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 03:36:31 PM  
Nice reference

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 04:01:45 PM  
Don't get too close kids...he'll flip ya.


/flip ya for real.

 
mr_646 2008-04-20 06:25:24 PM  
Wow link farked already.

 
wildcardjack 2008-04-20 06:25:51 PM  
Nope, I don't get it.

 
mr_646 2008-04-20 06:26:20 PM  
Meh, server hiccup, working now.

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:26:56 PM  
Usual Suspects

 
Selfabortion 2008-04-20 06:27:03 PM  
I wonder who they'll round up...

 
craxyd [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:27:30 PM  
wildcardjack
Nope, I don't get it.

Me either

 
Espertron 2008-04-20 06:27:45 PM  
Great economy of hilarity there Subby.
Fantastic headline.

+1 Subby

 
Espertron 2008-04-20 06:28:21 PM  
a302.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

 
Juke Joint Jezebel 2008-04-20 06:29:05 PM  
+1
Nice.

 
JFP's Gym Partner 2008-04-20 06:29:06 PM  
Golf clap, subby. It's hard to believe that movie is 13 years old.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-04-20 06:29:20 PM  
mr_646: Wow link farked already.

Is it the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:29:28 PM  
"its dry farking sand, mcmanus! when he ROTS, the surfers will smell him a mile away!"

 
simpsonfan 2008-04-20 06:29:37 PM  
Stand By Me did it better.

 
Improper Usage 2008-04-20 06:31:11 PM  
"The fact that you did not know that the cargo belonged to Mr. Soze is the only reason you are still alive."

 
Hoboclown 2008-04-20 06:32:37 PM  
"Gimmetekeysyacoksuka"
"English please!"
"Gimme da keys ya cok suka what the fark"

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:33:20 PM  
interesting note from the dvd commentary:

peter greene (Redfoot) doesnt smoke. the scene where he flicks the cig into mcmanus's face was a goof. he was supposed to flick it into his chest, but didnt know how to flick. it took several takes. but John Ottman, the editor, put that outtake in bc its so much more sinister.

 
Selfabortion 2008-04-20 06:33:27 PM  
www.madcowprod.com

"I am shocked, SHOCKED, to see all these references in this thread."

 
Smellvin 2008-04-20 06:33:43 PM  
wildcardjack: Nope, I don't get it.

They found a (German word for window). The article was lacking on window-related information, but I'm assuming that the reporter just left out some important details of which subby is aware.

 
Visceral Realist 2008-04-20 06:34:05 PM  
+1
Wonderful.

 
Get Lost 2008-04-20 06:34:20 PM  
Story makes it sound like people don't expect to find dead bodies or bones, on the edge of an ocean front home..

/Nothing to see here. Move along.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-20 06:35:09 PM  
I love The Usual Suspects!! It's one of my favorite movies evar!

/always wanted to name my dog kaiser soze
//dont have a dog
///yet

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:35:18 PM  
people have said i look like alot of people.

fenster has come up once or twice. you can decide for yourself. but i wanted to go as him for haloween once. but i figured nobody would get it.

"hand me the candy, you farking cocksucker"

 
specialk111 2008-04-20 06:36:28 PM  
shame on you farkers

img88.imageshack.us

 
merkey111 2008-04-20 06:37:18 PM  
No Florida tag?

 
gterz66 2008-04-20 06:38:03 PM  
"Ghame a hees ya hocksugghar."

"In English please?"

"I sah hame a hees ya hocksugghar, wha the fugh?"

Kevin Pollock is dying of laughter in that scene.

 
Visceral Realist 2008-04-20 06:38:59 PM  
NeuroticRocker: people have said i look like alot of people.

fenster has come up once or twice. you can decide for yourself.


They lied to you.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:40:41 PM  
gterz66: "Ghame a hees ya hocksugghar."

"In English please?"

"I sah hame a hees ya hocksugghar, wha the fugh?"

Kevin Pollock is dying of laughter in that scene.


also from the dvd commentary (see my thing on Redfoot) that was one of the last scenes filmed. they were all kinda drunk and just farking around before they did the scene for real, but were secretely filmed because they wanted a more natural/organic take...not one purely acted. the laughter was real and unrehearsed.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:41:59 PM  
Visceral Realist: NeuroticRocker: people have said i look like alot of people.

fenster has come up once or twice. you can decide for yourself.

They lied to you.


years ago, they said jason schwartzman, the guy from greenday, ive heard i talk like christian slater, and...i think i look alot like myself.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:42:47 PM  
specialk111: shame on you farkers

FAIL

fenster was on a beach

the kid in SBM was in the woods.

this article is a beach body

 
gterz66 2008-04-20 06:43:17 PM  
NeuroticRocker

It had to be real. I listened to the commentary years ago but forgot that. Del Toro is a genius. I also like Baldwin's take.

 
gterz66 2008-04-20 06:44:35 PM  
Hoboclown

Missed your post before I posted mine.

Great minds, and so forth.

 
Lokeyslave 2008-04-20 06:46:43 PM  
Port Orange is where the cheap hotels can be found during Bike Week. And by cheap I mean seedy with ample sources for drugs and hookers. No surprise a body was found in that vicinity.

 
dj_blueshift 2008-04-20 06:48:14 PM  
www.onebillionanswers.com

"Something else must've happened at that quarry...something...else."

 
scamp-dun-emer 2008-04-20 06:49:53 PM  
Nice, Subby, good work.

 
RehcamretsneF 2008-04-20 06:50:56 PM  
what in the flying hell?

/was never lost

 
555-FILK 2008-04-20 06:51:06 PM  
ChewbaccaJones: Don't get too close kids...he'll flip ya.


/flip ya for real.


and

subby

+1

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:51:36 PM  
I don't get it.

?

i224.photobucket.com

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:51:37 PM  
dj_blueshift: "Something else must've happened at that quarry...something...else."

i could kiss you

/brilliant

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:53:25 PM  
FOR ALL THOSE WHO DONT GET THE HEADLINE


the crippled guy is soze

/ducks
//doesnt seem to matter

 
The Flexecutioner 2008-04-20 06:55:00 PM  
hmmm, this story is interesting with so few details. i anxiously await a 'followup' to tell me more stuff about it.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:55:23 PM  
dj_blueshift: "Something else must've happened at that quarry...something...else."

did you guys hear about this internet thing?
internet?
yeah, its the internetting on swimwear

 
skinink 2008-04-20 06:55:26 PM  

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:58:11 PM  
skinink: Jeebus, sometimes I really love youtube:

Hand me the keys, you farking c*cksucker. NSFW.
And the Usual Suspects trailer, recut.


that recuts is HILARIOUS

ive seen the SHining one before, but thats brilliant

 
Burn14Me 2008-04-20 06:58:55 PM  
NeuroticRocker: FOR ALL THOSE WHO DONT GET THE HEADLINE


the crippled guy is soze

/ducks
//doesnt seem to matter


Hey NeuroticRocker, in king kong, at the end, the monkey dies...

+1 subby, what eva +1 means :D

 
Javelin22 2008-04-20 06:59:43 PM  
A++++++=+ Would Read headline again...

/So why the fark you telling us?

 
ZzeusS 2008-04-20 07:02:38 PM  
NeuroticRocker: specialk111: shame on you farkers

FAIL

fenster was on a beach

the kid in SBM was in the woods.

this article is a beach body


Beach body?

savvy-cafe.com

 
555-FILK 2008-04-20 07:12:14 PM  
skinink: Jeebus, sometimes I really love youtube:
Hand me the keys, you farking c*cksucker. NSFW. And the Usual Suspects trailer, recut.


One more:

Fenster: "...flip ya fa real." (NSFW, F-bombs)

 
pvd021 2008-04-20 07:16:38 PM  
I swear there was an episode of this on The Simpsons involving Homer.

 
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