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(Examiner) Amusing Man tries to steal statue of Yellow Peanut M&M. Reportedly was going to hold it for ransom until the Noid and King Vitamin are released from detention   (examiner.com) divider line 33
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The Invisible Sky Wizard 2008-04-20 07:16:57 PM  
King Vitamin! Ah, memories ...

 
troppo gonzo 2008-04-20 07:18:19 PM  
i215.photobucket.com

 
AntiSane 2008-04-20 07:19:00 PM  
Anyone find it odd that they have a Google map showing where this happened, but no pic at all of the statue?

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-04-20 07:22:41 PM  
Vern Schillinger ain't gonna like this.

 
Greenville 2008-04-20 07:23:51 PM  
Did Kool-Aid Man bust him out?

 
mikieb 2008-04-20 07:26:38 PM  
SomeoneDumb: Vern Schillinger ain't gonna like this.

I thought I was up on my Oz, but where does he fit into this?

 
Workemon 2008-04-20 07:31:04 PM  
Greenville: Did Kool-Aid Man bust him out?

Oh yeah!

 
Philo_T_Farnsworth 2008-04-20 07:32:29 PM  
www.jermpollet.com

Holy crap. I haven't seen that guy's ugly mug in years.

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-04-20 07:32:32 PM  
mikieb:
I thought I was up on my Oz, but where does he fit into this?


The actor, J.K. Simmons, was the voice of the yellow peanut M&M.

 
utter_bastard 2008-04-20 07:39:10 PM  
there was a guy in Atlanta years ago that took a bunch of hostages at a Dominos pizza. His last name was Noid, and he thought the avoid the Noid commercials were about him.


Was the Dominos on Buford Highway between Clairmont and N Druid Hills.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 07:40:57 PM  
peanut butter M&Ms are way better.

 
Bored Horde 2008-04-20 07:48:31 PM  
Oh, 4-20.

 
brianace 2008-04-20 07:51:24 PM  
pbfcomics.com

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-04-20 08:02:38 PM  
SomeoneDumb: mikieb:
I thought I was up on my Oz, but where does he fit into this?

The actor, J.K. Simmons, was the voice of the yellow peanut M&M.


So Yellow's getting sodomized?

 
mastersleepy 2008-04-20 08:05:30 PM  
Look, we've all wanted to take giant statutes home for ourselves, but you just have to learn exercise some self restraint.

 
mastersleepy 2008-04-20 08:06:34 PM  
ha ha, statutes statues

 
insomniac8400 2008-04-20 08:10:13 PM  
I believe the noid has already been taken care of. Link (new window)

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-04-20 08:11:23 PM  
mastersleepy: ha ha, statutes statues

Elaine- is it "statue" of limitations or "statute"?

 
specialk111 2008-04-20 08:11:58 PM  
"So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 08:17:31 PM  
mastersleepy: Look, we've all wanted to take giant statutes stations home for ourselves, but you just have to learn exercise some self restraint.

Sorry, pet peeve

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-04-20 08:18:00 PM  
Sir Roderick Glossop:
So Yellow's getting sodomized?


Either that or the gums of a dead black man.

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-04-20 08:19:19 PM  
"King" Vitamin is little more than a figurehead, an honorary position with no real authority. The true power lies with the undead master, Count Chocula, who literally rules from the shadows.

 
Thresher 2008-04-20 08:59:50 PM  
www.animateclay.com
Dominoes Pizza's Noid for all of you born in the 80s (you bastards)

 
PYROY 2008-04-20 09:16:16 PM  
Thresher: Dominoes Pizza's Noid for all of you born in the 80s (you bastards)

I had the Noid Nintendo game. They don't make them like that anymore.

 
eff ewe 2008-04-20 09:16:17 PM  
I always tried to avoid the Noid.

 
CTaylor80 [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 09:37:45 PM  
PYROY: Thresher: Dominoes Pizza's Noid for all of you born in the 80s (you bastards)

I had the Noid Nintendo game. They don't make them like that anymore.


I sure hope they don't. That and some kinda Bible-thumping game were some of the worst things I ever saw come out of an NES.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-04-20 09:39:12 PM  
King Vita MAN.
Not Vita MIN.

/sorry. PPv

 
Lokeyslave 2008-04-20 09:43:59 PM  
Holy SH--! Bob Saget!

 
carmody 2008-04-20 10:19:26 PM  
That's King VitaMAN.

And I hope they put a slug through the Noid's skull.

 
sneako 2008-04-20 10:39:16 PM  
i was TERRIFIED of King Vitamin when i was little. i thought he looked like a dirty old man.

 
azpenguin 2008-04-21 12:45:19 AM  
King Vitaman might've been uglier than hell, but that was actually pretty darn good cereal...

 
im14u2c 2008-04-21 01:23:22 AM  
Last I heard, the Noid got drafted by a radical Islamic group. No wonder he's in detention.

spatula-city.org

 
Greenville 2008-04-21 01:57:08 AM  
PYROY: Thresher: Dominoes Pizza's Noid for all of you born in the 80s (you bastards)

I had the Noid Nintendo game. They don't make them like that anymore.


Didn't buy it, but I did rent it. And no, they sure don't. It's a wonder Domino's didn't go under after that.

 
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