The one who's a chick?

The bald one?

Dwight Yoakam, Prince and Fatboy Slim aren't complete and utter assholes?

I'm going to say prince.

Because the others don't suck.

Yes, I said Price sucks - deal with it.

Fatboy Slim?
He's the only one with absolutely no musical talent whatsoever.

Lionel Mandrake: I'm going to say Prince.

Because the others don't suck.

Yes, I said Prince sucks - deal with it.

Wrong. Roger Waters sucks as well. So does Fatboy Slim. And WTF is a Dwight Yoakam?

The pertinent question is: Are you old enough to remember when Roger Waters, Prince and FBS DIDN'T suck?

Prince, the only one not on serious meds?

Dwight, because no one listens to him?

RagingLeonard:

Fatboy Slim?
He's the only one with absolutely no musical talent whatsoever a video featuring Christopher Walken.


Better.

All of them are not like the others.

ElPresidente: And WTF is a Dwight Yoakam?

Its a.....ummm,a ......ah, hell this says it better than I can.

Not a RR (new window)

Prince only has 1 name.

Fatboy Slim isn't bad really. He's like the AC DC of the electronic music set. You're supposed to be drunk and rock out with your cock out. It isn't supposed to do anything other than RAWK.

Not my thing, but when you're absolutely shiat-faced...

Dwight Yoakam, because he's not famous?

Roger Waters, because he only thinks he had a solo career?

Prince, because he's a five-foot-nothing JW tranny?

Fatboy Slim, because he's not a musician?

HeadLever: ElPresidente: And WTF is a Dwight Yoakam?

Its a.....ummm,a ......ah, hell this says it better than I can.

Not a RR (new window)

Jebsus H. Christ on a spooge-covered cracker. That SUCKS like a nuclear-powered vacuum cleaner in black hole factory. Thanks, now I can avoid it in future.

/His name should have been the giveaway

Re: linked Dwight Yoakum video... Now all of those other guys, I'm sure we can't find anything that they've ever done that sucked.

Side note: Dwight was the bad guy in Sling Blade.

Dwight Yoakam is the most awesome of the four people mentioned, subby.

/the more you know

Dwight Yoakam don't have Fark account

MikoSquiz:
Fatboy Slim, because he's not a musician?

That's pretty thin ice you're on there, best watch your step.

Can't wait for this...

I've gone to every day of every Coachella Festival since they started in 1999. Yearly tradition for my brother & I. Plus, this year I've been able to bullshiat my way into a couple of the exclusive parties that magazines throw in the surrounding area during the festival...maybe I'll catch a pic of Paris Hilton railing a line of coke and be able to retire wealthy...

MikoSquiz: Fatboy Slim, because he's not a musician?

Yes, because everyone knows real music is only made by hitting tubs with sticks or by plucking strings attached to bits of wood.

/ sarcasm only mildly intended
// even if you don't like electronic music, there is musicianship involved
/// besides, Norman Cook (as his parents call him) was the bassist for The Housemartins before he made dance music

MikoSquiz: Prince, because he's a five-foot-nothing JW tranny?

I'll bet the list of chicks he's had is a little better than yours...Link

Doesn't matter, they all are inferior to the appearance of Kraftwerk. Man machine, baby!

/just kidding. I love Prince.
//love Dwight
///love Fatboy Slim
////not so much love for Roger, but hey, different strokes.

thenewflesh: MikoSquiz: Fatboy Slim, because he's not a musician?

Yes, because everyone knows real music is only made by hitting tubs with sticks or by plucking strings attached to bits of wood.

/ sarcasm only mildly intended
// even if you don't like electronic music, there is musicianship involved
/// besides, Norman Cook (as his parents call him) was the bassist for The Housemartins before he made dance music


Knew a thing or two about instruments with no guitar strings, and talent.

Link righteous DwiYo for you naysayers and curious. "We're the Flying Elvises! Utah Chapter!" :) Cracks me up every time.

MikoSquiz: Dwight Yoakam, because he's not famous?


Fatboy Slim, because he's not a musician?

Your dumbass is showing - you might want to conceal it.

Yoakam's sold several million records, in addition to his acting career.
Fatboy Slim is also known as Norman Cook and was the bass player in the Housemartins in the late '80s.

/The More You Know and all that...

What we have here is called a Null Set.

At least put up a good Dwight Yoakam video (new window).

not a rr

DrBenway: Side note: Dwight was the bad guy in Sling Blade.

Sling Blade, the condensed version (new window)

Prince: He employed Sheila E., I respect his taste, but I am not a fan.
Dwight Yoakum: Seriously under rated guitar player.

Fatboy Slim: One of the few tolerable listens in the genre. Bonus Walken points.

Roger Waters: Is a motherfarker bass player and his composing skills are first rate. If you are a bass player check out some of his lines especially the start of Hey You, Link

Must be Dwight (Doyle) Yoakum because he doesn't like antiques: "I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."

New Age Redneck: Roger Waters: Is a motherfarker bass player and his composing skills are first rate. If you are a bass player check out some of his lines especially the start of Hey You, Link

i really love roger waters and pink floyd. i think i remember dave gilmour implying that he'd played the bass for "hey you." of course, that doesn't mean it's true.

FWIW, i saw roger waters in MSG last year with nick mason, and it was pretty great.

They should all be at Bonnaroo?

/I know I will be.

Anyone who doesn't know who Dwight Yoakum is needs to finally grow out of the Barney-music stage.

Hey MTVers Dwight once had a special on your beloved channel.

Crewchef: Hey MTVers Dwight once had a special on your beloved channel.

What decade are you in there, skippy?

You are all wrong!! Only Dwight Yoakum has his own line of food products:

NYZooMan:

Anyone who doesn't know who Dwight Yoakum is needs to finally grow out of the Barney-music stage.


I wouldn't say that -- most folks would probably require more of a sideways move.

i'll go along with the fatboy slim bashing, you electronica dweebs have no taste.

thenewflesh

/// besides, Norman Cook (as his parents call him) was the bassist for The Housemartins before he made dance music

I was going to say how many people remember The Housemartins, but let's be honest, how many people even heard them when they were current?

/Has The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death around here somewhere...

New Age Redneck: Dwight Yoakum: Seriously under rated guitar player.

Well, not so much. That'd be Pete Anderson's guitar parts that you're thinking of most likely. I admit I haven't listened to 'Blame the Vain' though, so I could be wrong.

But Dwight's a good singer and writer.

Oops. X2. I stand corrected.

/the headline sounds like a typical line up on "Night Music" just throw in the Kronos Quartet and of course David, and they could cover a Black Sabbath song.
//I miss that show, just too damn good for TV I guess

Fatboy Slim because playing on computers doesnt take half the musical talent that Roger Waters has, a quarter of Dwight Yoakam, or cant even stand on the same planet as Prince. When will people grow up and stop trying to pretend electronica is good. For the record dont like Prince, hate country, and never really liked Pink Floyd but I can recognize talent when I hear it.

Look at that freakin lineup!

Raconteurs
The National
Bird and the Bee

as well as the obvious stars like Kraftwerk and those other folks.

Wow. I am so bummed that I won't be there.

Skip them all and see Kraftwerk. I saw them two nights ago here in the Twin Cities. Dropped. My. Jaw.

Teleken:
Fatboy Slim is also known as Norman Cook and was the bass player in the Housemartins in the late '80s.

I know who Fatboy Slim is; I also know he was never any good on the bass and that he makes records on roughly a vJay/eMusic2000 level. The ability to paste two loops together doesn't exactly make you Aphex Twin.

calang: Fatboy Slim because playing on computers doesnt take half the musical talent that Roger Waters has, a quarter of Dwight Yoakam, or cant even stand on the same planet as Prince. When will people grow up and stop trying to pretend electronica is good.

Don't be an idiot. Aphex Twin or Four Tet have more musical ability in their pinky fingers than the average guitar noodler could ever aspire to.

For the record dont like Prince, hate country, and never really liked Pink Floyd but I can recognize talent when I hear it.

But then, I see you've already set sail for fail.

ElPresidente: And WTF is a Dwight Yoakam?

One of the Gods of outlaw country.

Kneel before his mighty rockabilly.

CatJumpJohn: ElPresidente: And WTF is a Dwight Yoakam?

One of the Gods of outlaw country.

Kneel before his mighty rockabilly.

How's that lobotomy working out for y'all, John-Boy?

CatJumpJohn: ElPresidente: And WTF is a Dwight Yoakam?

One of the Gods of outlaw country.

Kneel before his mighty rockabilly.











Would like to have a word with you................

BTW everybody except Roger Waters is not a soulless sell out hack.