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(CBS News) Amusing Police officer fails to master the basic skill of not falling asleep on duty. Also needs a little work on the "don't get high and break into cars" aspect of his job   (cbsnews.com) divider line 16
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skinink 2008-04-20 10:41:44 AM  

"The officer, who was not identified, is allegedly a member of a gang linked to other break-ins and motorcycle thefts, the report said. After his arrest he led police to three other alleged members of the gang who are also linked to the police force, it said."


Who'd thought a pig would squeal?


 
The_Wise_one 2008-04-20 10:43:01 AM  
Awesome headline subby

 
Epiphany 2008-04-20 10:56:06 AM  
We need a 4/20 Thread!

Stoned farkers unite and flood the mods with 4/20 links until we get one!

 
awaken101 2008-04-20 11:02:34 AM  
i18.photobucket.com

/approves

 
fillg 2008-04-20 11:05:06 AM  
From TFA: "Police could not immediately be reached to confirm the report."

You'd think they would make it easier to reach the police.

 
superlawyergirl [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 11:06:48 AM  
what a great marketing feature for the car: seats so "luxurious" they induce sleep.

 
Burn14Me 2008-04-20 11:55:48 AM  
im still waiting for the spliffy tag...

 
fendrluvr 2008-04-20 11:56:01 AM  
Stay classy, Maylasia.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 12:18:41 PM  
img230.imageshack.us

Approves

 
stirfrybry 2008-04-20 12:32:10 PM  
DulceEtDecorumEst: One for you, one for me....

LOL
two for you
one, two for me.

 
rawkus 2008-04-20 01:14:05 PM  
Epiphany: We need a 4/20 Thread!

Stoned farkers unite and flood the mods with 4/20 links until we get one!

i'll be damned, it IS 4/20.

/haven't smoked in a few months now
//one 4/20 in college, we all bought Subway footlongs, went home and rolled a blunt for each of us, and watched National Lampoon's Family Vacation. best 4/20 evar

 
chesterburnette 2008-04-20 02:38:47 PM  
Well, he has a growing edge. Or two.

 
nuclear_asshat 2008-04-20 06:07:35 PM  
I am actually in support of police taking a 10 minute nap. I've participated in quite a bit of cooperative training with police and done tons of ride alongs.

No matter how long you've been doing it, or if you slept earlier the human body isn't meant for some of those shifts. I was in a 7PM-7AM shift on a ride along. We basically guzzled Soda and junk food to keep awake.

We got out to walk around schools, library's, etc. Half to make sure things were okay, the other half to keep awake.

I am fairly certain that several police have fallen asleep at the wheel and likely hit people. I say let them park somewhere and take a 10 minute quickie nap. The dispatch will call of someone needs help.

Also, they wouldn't be pulling anyone over for no reason at 4AM out of sheer boredom. Which, if you are driving at 4AM, you will get pulled over.

The worst part? As soon as the shift was ending the sun was coming up and you felt this incredible rush of energy even though you were physically worn down.

1. Have them nap.
2. Smoking a little rec. weed off duty would make everyone's life easier.

 
GunshipPolitico 2008-04-20 06:16:38 PM  
Good thing this wasn't in America, otherwise he would have to endure the horror of paid leave.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 06:24:01 PM  
Malaysia? I guess there's no limits to how far Fark will travel for a cop bashing thread.

 
belhade 2008-04-21 12:04:34 AM  
www.fortheretarded.com

You killed my dummy!

 
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