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Cool, way to go, lady!

Who?

I'd hit it.

Pants off to her. Cheers!

yay.

wydok: Who?

Awesome. About friggin' time, too.

I guess she didn't need to stop to ask for directions.

Danica does Indianapolis

Good for her. That's a stat noone can ever take away from her.

Hero? More like meh. I forget where but she wrecked/ran out of gas with like two laps to go and when she stopped she walked like 200 yards yelling obscenities and throwing a temper tantrum.

Way to go Danica !!

Well done!

"Danica Patrick is beautiful. Really? She's 4'11" and bow-legged. Have you ever seen her waddle to her car? Oh yeah, I'm sure she's beautiful when she's driving around with her hair blowing in the wind...as she's in last place getting lapped by all the male drivers." -Daniel Tosh

Good jorb.

I'd like to help her celebrate by ramming my cock in all her holes.

modelcitizen: Good for her. That's a stat noone can ever take away from her.

She's a man, baby, yeah!

so all those jokes about women drivers are unfounded?

AgentTuba: she walked like 200 yards yelling obscenities and throwing a temper tantrum.

She is like a young Tony Stewart, all she needs now is the mullet and beer gut...

Great race, even better, she finally won.

//Was at Indy when she led late, and was mad she couldn't make it then. Everyone standing then was amazing.

kronicfeld: "Danica Patrick is beautiful. Really? She's 4'11" and bow-legged. Have you ever seen her waddle to her car? Oh yeah, I'm sure she's beautiful when she's driving around with her hair blowing in the wind...as she's in last place getting lapped by all the male drivers." -Daniel Tosh

You comment leads me to believe you're a queer. A look at your profile confirms it.

Bravo Danica

"It's a long time coming," Patrick said on ESPN's television broadcast. "Finally!"

Sounds like something she should take up with her boyfriend, not ESPN.

Bucky Katt: so all those jokes about women drivers are unfounded?

On the contrary, TFA states she won because she actually followed someone else's directions.

Did she get lost and drove into the winners circle before the other guy?

overlord: Danica does Indianapolis

GOLF CLAP!

Too bad the "Indycar" series is a worthless POS nowadays, thanks to Tony George.

Hooray. BFD.

AgentTuba: Hero? More like meh. I forget where but she wrecked/ran out of gas with like two laps to go and when she stopped she walked like 200 yards yelling obscenities and throwing a temper tantrum.

Your point? I mean, if I did that, I'd be swearing up half the race track too.

Your a moron if you think the talentless chick is hot. She isn't. She's BUTT UGLY. She looks like the love child of Dick Cheney and a a gay bathhouse urinal. Do Not Want. DO NOT WANT. Kill it with fire!

She's got herself a crazy walk

Flying Lasagna Monster: Your a moron moran if you think the talentless chick is hot.

FTFY

There's an afterparty I want to go to.

In Japan, no less.

/Danica and tentacles
//giggity

Why isn't this filed under foobies?

trav-o: She's got herself a crazy walk

I wasn't aware that mattered when you're inside a racecar.

How about Ms. Danica droppin the F bomb on the tube talkin to her sister? About farkin time! LOL Yes it is Danica...now smile, you just won the damn race!

They let her win to increase viewership and increase cross-gender appeal.

/jk, I know nothing about NASCAR just guessing

Here it was, her temper tantrum at Michigan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZolVMIelrGw

(not a rickroll, promise)

Where was this on television? I didn't even know they were racing.

Did she take her top off like that soccer chick? She should've taken her top off like that soccer chick.


/hot women who win at sports should take their tops off like that soccer chick.

kronicfeld: "Danica Patrick is beautiful. Really? She's 4'11" and bow-legged. Have you ever seen her waddle to her car? Oh yeah, I'm sure she's beautiful when she's driving around with her hair blowing in the wind...as she's in last place getting lapped by all the male drivers." -Daniel Tosh

Damn you!

Flying Lasagna Monster: Your a moron if you think the talentless chick is hot. She isn't. She's BUTT UGLY. She looks like the love child of Dick Cheney and a a gay bathhouse urinal. Do Not Want. DO NOT WANT. Kill it with fire!

I don't think she's insanely hot but she isn't butt ugly either. She's one of those slightly above average chicks who happens to be somewhat famous which makes her slightly more attractive than normal. Did that make sense?

Cool. It's about time she got some racing validation. I just wish people would stop referring to her as sexy, being that she looks like a gremlin.

berylman: /jk, I know nothing about NASCAR just guessing

You might want to start with the fact that NASCAR and Indycar are two entirely different vehicles, then.

Flying Lasagna Monster
Your a moron if you think the talentless chick is hot. She isn't. She's BUTT UGLY. She looks like the love child of Dick Cheney and a a gay bathhouse urinal. Do Not Want. DO NOT WANT. Kill it with fire!

I didn't think anyone mentioned Paris Hilton...

I can't wait for the first cat to win in Indy car competition.

/Oh wait...

soupbone: I don't think she's insanely hot but she isn't butt ugly either. She's one of those slightly above average chicks who happens to be somewhat famous which makes her slightly more attractive than normal. Did that make sense?

Yes. The racing thing is a big +++++++

berylman: They let her win to increase viewership and increase cross-gender appeal.

/jk, I know nothing about NASCAR just guessing


Good try at a Nascar/Indy flamewar but it was too obvious...lol

I'd lap it.

SuperCatBarf: Where was this on television? I didn't even know they were racing.

ESPN Classic. Race was rain delayed from yesterday.

/nicely done Danica, glad to see you in the winner's circle.