Polygamy is legal in space?

Well, it would be out of jurisdiction of most governments.

And you couldn't hear the groom scream.

I'll take a Betazoid and one of those Companions from Firefly.
Yeah, baby...There's enough Walter Mitty to go around...let your empathy goooo baby.

+1 for the Walter Mitty reference.

So this going to end well...

Men are from Mars,
Chicks dig my Penis

/mouse-penis

ha.

Sneak peak at the happy couple.

Space tourism is really, taking off?

Hmmm,

"Honey, I'm so sorry, there just isn't enough room in the space shuttle for your parents"

Sold!

Well as for the Mars thing.

Yeah, we come from there.

A couple of what?

Ah, a solution to the gay marriage debate!

I'll bet the bride is looking forward to re-entry.

What a taint.

So how the hell is sex in zero gravity supposed to be better than regular sex?

I read this as Richard Simmons was going to marry someone in outer space, and I had two reactions.

1) He's going to marry a what, now?
2) Oww, mein eyes!

"...Take your protein pills and put your profolactics on..."

The groom clearly didn't think this whole plan out. Where would he take her for a honeymoon?

/"Boy, Hawaii just isn't as great when you've seen the Earth from farking space."

Commander Lysdexic: So how the hell is sex in zero gravity supposed to be better than regular sex?

Well, zero gravity bukakke would add a whole new twist.


/Yeah, I went there

why do I always mix up craig venter and richard branson?

Commander Lysdexic: So how the hell is sex in zero gravity supposed to be better than regular sex?

the physics of it is thoroughly entertaining to ponder.

wut?

Will it be a god awful small affair?

/Its the freakiest show

Is this going to be in actual space, or the "just barely out of the atmosphere" space that Branson's company does?

Weightless sex in space. Positions even Hugh Hefner could not get into, at least not in scuba gear. I think I will have to ponder on this question the remainder of the day.

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Why buy the cow when you can get the Tang for free?

Smarshmallow: Is this going to be in actual space, or the "just barely out of the atmosphere" space that Branson's company does?

The "barely out" but unless you want to take the 1 seat on the Soyuz -ISS it will be the best available for the next 5-10 years, until the safety factor is proven, and the next stage is ready

Darth_Lukecash: Well, it would be out of jurisdiction of most governments.

This was another TF/Fark discussion, and "we" determined that the laws of the Country of Origin would be the jurisdiction. In this case, Great Britain.

No, only ONE man is from Mars...and he can make you explode...

WITH HIS MIND

SIR richard branson

I'm not ghey for the guy or anything, but that's a title not handed out to just anybody.

show a little respect. one day history books will show this guy as one of the great frontiersman of space.