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(KMXB CBS-12) Dumbass Car engine's air intake not the best place to put bag of pot   (kxmb.com) divider line 62
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NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 08:44:54 AM  
That's why they call it... um, what?

Whoa, 420 dude!

 
DosMas 2008-04-20 08:46:22 AM  
What a shiatty article to start off a 4/20 thread. Was the reporter too stoned to write something decent?

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-04-20 08:47:18 AM  
It was the red in the headlights that gave him away.

 
Farkage 2008-04-20 08:48:35 AM  
Having it against the air intake won't cause the car to overheat. Having it against the radiator blocking the airflow will.

/couldn't help putting in my 2 cents...

 
ripple123 2008-04-20 08:49:32 AM  
I get 32 miles to the dime bag.

 
tenhigh 2008-04-20 08:51:31 AM  
The weed sack adds 50 horsepower.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 08:57:10 AM  
Not particularly effective in keeping your weed in it, dude.

 
ck33020 2008-04-20 09:11:20 AM  
yeah but what if you could hook a vaporizer to the A/C and like - cruise around with the windows all rolled up. That would be SWEET!

/Off to the beack for the big 4/20 BBQ my friends are throwing. Have a great day everyone and stick to your high ideals!

 
pipco 2008-04-20 09:12:25 AM  
eqtworld The silvery shine on that bud, is that glare or sumthin, or is that the way it looks in real life?
Back a million years ago when I smoked, We didn't get a lot of buds, just crappy ol' stems and seeds with some leaf-powder.

 
shackelford 2008-04-20 09:12:33 AM  
Caturday for stoners?!!

/fire it up
//'specially for my lil' bro, who leaves Kuwait for Iraq in the morning
///God bless ya, bro

 
billyboyxoxox 2008-04-20 09:14:11 AM  
Trailer Park Boys. The concept is cool but it's just plain easier to smoke a jay. Be free. Join the NRA

 
Alleyoop 2008-04-20 09:14:29 AM  
"Alright, my turn!"

www.bfranker.badz28.com

 
pencil-man 2008-04-20 09:14:39 AM  
I smoked weed one time, and I quite enjoyed it.

 
DosMas 2008-04-20 09:16:42 AM  
ck33020: yeah but what if you could hook a vaporizer to the A/C and like - cruise around with the windows all rolled up. That would be SWEET!


A friend of mine had an idea like that, like a small smoker in the back that would light up when you turned on the A/C and insta-hotbox the car.

/patent pending

 
Bongwater Billy 2008-04-20 09:19:54 AM  
DRTFA, but a Happy 4/20 to all! Spark one up!

 
signaljammer 2008-04-20 09:20:50 AM  
Aye, celebrate 4/20:

*Plant the seed.
*Puff puff pass.
*Smoke up the less fortunate/sick.
*Avoid patronizing businesses that drug test.
*Show solidarity w/ other botanical aficionados.
*Wear the flair.

 
NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 09:31:54 AM  
i287.photobucket.com

A looong time ago a friend of mine used to grow, and he had a cat that loved to eat grass. Once, when the closet door got left open, the cat went in and ate a whole crop of babies. He was passed out for about two days. After that, he would sit in front of whoever had the bong.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 09:35:35 AM  
i135.photobucket.com

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-04-20 09:47:33 AM  
pipco: eqtworld The silvery shine on that bud, is that glare or sumthin, or is that the way it looks in real life?
Back a million years ago when I smoked, We didn't get a lot of buds, just crappy ol' stems and seeds with some leaf-powder.


That's how the weeds these days look.

resin glands get crystallized with tiny droplets of resin, the more the better.

 
Psylence 2008-04-20 09:48:17 AM  
pipco: eqtworld The silvery shine on that bud, is that glare or sumthin, or is that the way it looks in real life?
Back a million years ago when I smoked, We didn't get a lot of buds, just crappy ol' stems and seeds with some leaf-powder.


Those are called "Trichomes." That's where all the THC is. And that pic is a prime example of why homegrown buds are better than dealer bought schwag. By the time the weed gets to you via a dealer, all those lovely crystals have been taken off and turned into hash or honey oil. Leaving a product that is but a mere fraction of what it could and should be.

A good homegrown bud will stick to the wall, due to its abundant resin.

/So I hear.

 
Planterz 2008-04-20 09:49:47 AM  
pipco
That, my friend, is the chronic. It is widely available, and about twice as expensive for about half as much. On the other hand, I can see your house from up here.

/waves

 
piaddic120 2008-04-20 09:55:41 AM  
Never get high on your own supply, or you do dumb shiat like that

 
Nullav 2008-04-20 09:59:33 AM  
'Intent to deliver'? Clearly, he was just looking for a new way to smoke it.

 
Sloth-Man 2008-04-20 10:09:01 AM  
Nullav
'Intent to deliver'? Clearly, he was just looking for a new way to smoke it.

Exactly, intent to deliver...to his lungs


/enjoying 4/20 even though it's the 21st here

 
Seasons I'v Withered 2008-04-20 10:11:04 AM  
Happy 4/20/2008

 
Seasons I'v Withered 2008-04-20 10:12:25 AM  
Oh yeah -Sorry about your luck Mr. Hide your stash in the air intake man

 
Excen 2008-04-20 10:14:17 AM  
Psylence: pipco: eqtworld The silvery shine on that bud, is that glare or sumthin, or is that the way it looks in real life?
Back a million years ago when I smoked, We didn't get a lot of buds, just crappy ol' stems and seeds with some leaf-powder.

Those are called "Trichomes." That's where all the THC is. And that pic is a prime example of why homegrown buds are better than dealer bought schwag. By the time the weed gets to you via a dealer, all those lovely crystals have been taken off and turned into hash or honey oil. Leaving a product that is but a mere fraction of what it could and should be.

A good homegrown bud will stick to the wall, due to its abundant resin.

/So I hear.


Bzzzzzzzt. Wrong. The bud dries out before the end purchaser can consume it and the brittle trichomes fall off from the inherent friction and vibration of transport. That, or the bud never had them to begin with.

/Walks through the thread, coughs and staggers back to whence he came

 
Frank Booth 2008-04-20 10:15:48 AM  
where is the best place to hide it? I've been searched before and it seems like it'd be really hard to hide it. I admit i've thought about under the hood before, but opted against it.

 
Burn14Me 2008-04-20 10:31:19 AM  
people should check out that video "never get busted again" its done by a cop whose sick of busting people who smoke... pretty informative, well its obvious to anyone who knows anything about chemisty. But it's a good view anyways - thats my 2 cents...


dam i wished my boss would have let me take that physical friday. worst 420 for me ever.

 
jinrohz 2008-04-20 10:35:23 AM  

Solopipe...will never know what it is.

/cop thought it was a ligher


cache.gizmodo.com


 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 10:48:09 AM  
Kind of a lame 4/20 thread, but the perfect place to say happy birthday to Oscar:

i106.photobucket.com

He's 3 today, which makes him 21 in dog years.

/any excuse to go to the bar

 
TripSixes 2008-04-20 10:50:30 AM  
Burn14Me:

dam i wished my boss would have let me take that physical friday. worst 420 for me ever.


YOU need to quit WORKING for the MAN!

 
mid6000tek 2008-04-20 11:07:45 AM  
That's why you always keep your weed under the cars wiper motor. It's covered and unless your stupid hard to screw up.

 
Psylence 2008-04-20 11:15:04 AM  
Excen: Psylence: pipco: eqtworld The silvery shine on that bud, is that glare or sumthin, or is that the way it looks in real life?
Back a million years ago when I smoked, We didn't get a lot of buds, just crappy ol' stems and seeds with some leaf-powder.

Those are called "Trichomes." That's where all the THC is. And that pic is a prime example of why homegrown buds are better than dealer bought schwag. By the time the weed gets to you via a dealer, all those lovely crystals have been taken off and turned into hash or honey oil. Leaving a product that is but a mere fraction of what it could and should be.

A good homegrown bud will stick to the wall, due to its abundant resin.

/So I hear.

Bzzzzzzzt. Wrong. The bud dries out before the end purchaser can consume it and the brittle trichomes fall off from the inherent friction and vibration of transport. That, or the bud never had them to begin with.

/Walks through the thread, coughs and staggers back to whence he came


Exactly. I have NO idea what I'm talking about :)

 
sentex [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 11:24:04 AM  
Farkage: Having it against the air intake won't cause the car to overheat. Having it against the radiator blocking the airflow will.

/couldn't help putting in my 2 cents...



Cheers from a fellow car guy, my first thought as well.


Happy 4:20 all.

 
Lapse deVulva 2008-04-20 11:30:46 AM  
You know who else has a birthday today?

 
SlightlyManic [TotalFark] 2008-04-20 11:35:01 AM  
Psylence:
A good homegrown bud will stick to the wall, due to its abundant resin.

/So I hear.


I'd be interested in observing this phenomenon firsthand.

 
Ravens357 2008-04-20 11:38:07 AM  
SlightlyManic: Psylence:
A good homegrown bud will stick to the wall, due to its abundant resin.

/So I hear.

I'd be interested in observing this phenomenon firsthand.


Based on what he's saying, you could observe it secondhand and still be pretty farked up.

/the stickiest of the icky

 
GameraMan 2008-04-20 11:40:23 AM  
Burn14Me: people should check out that video "never get busted again" its done by a cop whose sick of busting people who smoke... pretty informative, well its obvious to anyone who knows anything about chemisty. But it's a good view anyways - thats my 2 cents...


dam i wished my boss would have let me take that physical friday. worst 420 for me ever.


Same here, but I've already tested clean and am ready to go - just gots no supplies!! =(

Happy 420 to everyone who can celebrate!!

 
I'm The Foot Farking Master 2008-04-20 11:42:59 AM  
Felony possession of marijuana. That has to be the worst misnomer evar! Or should be anyway.

 
Lapse deVulva 2008-04-20 11:46:11 AM  
I'd concentrate it.

 
mavrick45 2008-04-20 12:03:26 PM  
roll it up
light it up
smoke it up
inhale
exhale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxlgqEyCkqc

 
Bored24 2008-04-20 12:19:46 PM  
Just burned one.

Happy 420 Everybody!!!

 
mccallcl 2008-04-20 12:22:45 PM  
jinrohz: Solopipe...will never know what it is.

Yeah except that it clearly has the word "pipe" printed on it. Nice piece anyway, though.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-04-20 12:33:49 PM  
ck33020: yeah but what if you could hook a vaporizer to the A/C and like - cruise around with the windows all rolled up. That would be SWEET!

Best place for that kind of nonsense would be to remove the heat exchanger above the passenger footwell.

You'd have to refill it through the glove box, and you wouldn't have A/C, but the cops would have a fun time trying to figure it out.

 
the blurst of times 2008-04-20 12:36:45 PM  
Felony possession? How big was that bag? I thought anything under an ounce was a misdemeanor (at least here in PA)?

Oh and I'm smoking some of my homegrown right now so I'm really getting a ki-- hang on there's someone at the door.

 
GameraMan 2008-04-20 12:50:22 PM  
the blurst of times: Felony possession? How big was that bag? I thought anything under an ounce was a misdemeanor (at least here in PA)?

Oh and I'm smoking some of my homegrown right now so I'm really getting a ki-- hang on there's someone at the door.


Don't worry...thats just me, from NJ. Alms for the poor? ;-)

 
jdmac 2008-04-20 12:51:35 PM  
Car engine's air intake not the best place to put bag of pot...

Or is it? Hmmmm... Maybe he was trying to turn his car into a bong, man.

 
tbell83 2008-04-20 01:58:57 PM  
so, does pot compress well?

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-04-20 02:03:03 PM  
the blurst of times: I thought anything under an ounce was a misdemeanor (at least here in PA)?

Red staters don't believe in misdemeanor drug charges. Nancy said winners don't use drugs.

 
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