A chainsaw would be cheaper.

Or those cranes used in some hospitals

Did someone say fatties and McDonalds?

Or a flamethrower.

Who lets themselves get that bad, anyway? I understand not exercising and not eating right, but you would think it'd take thousands of calories to maintain your 900lb weight.

/no, you don't know when to stop

/Roo-jacks get fat? Huh. Thought they were all busy scavaging parts for their Mad Max cars.
//Insert bad Aussie joke here
///Romper Stomper FTW!

peewinkle

"Walk away, just walk away..."

themindiswatching: Who lets themselves get that bad, anyway? I understand not exercising and not eating right, but you would think it'd take thousands of calories to maintain your 900lb weight.

/no, you don't know when to stop

Actually, the bigger you get, the more sedentary you get. This means you are burning far fewer calories due to the fact that you're not moving around much. Some morbidly obese people eat normal sized meals, but since they don't have a normal level of activity they don't have the opportunity to burn any of the fat stored in their body.
You don't need to eat much to maintain your body weight if you aren't exerting any energy to cause your body to burn off any of the weight.
Oh, also they eat bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

The coroner will have to learn how to do a McNugget extraction.

themindiswatching: Who lets themselves get that bad, anyway? I understand not exercising and not eating right, but you would think it'd take thousands of calories to maintain your 900lb weight.

Seriously.

Even at my absolute worst (6pm-6am EMS dispatcher, eating lots of pizza as I couldn't leave to get my own food [being the dispatcher and whatnot], nobody would deliver, and I was too lazy to make myself a farking sandwich, slept all day so no exercise, etc.) I was 250 pounds, and I said "enough", started eating better, joined the army, got in fantastic shape, and was down to about 200 pounds (pretty lean too).

I'm now around 215, don't exercise nearly as much as I should, but eat a lot better. I should exercise, but now that I'm out of the army and getting my degree in physics, I just can't seem to find the time. Damn.

I don't get how people can get to the point where they're beyond "overweight" to "morbidly, grossly overweight".

Your momma's so fat that when she lays around the morgue -- she lays around the morgue!

Whoa, whoa, whoa....wait a minute. I thought no other country on the planet had any fat people? Well, that's what the Europeans are always saying. Only fat people live in the US, right?

heypete

I don't get how people can get to the point where they're beyond "overweight" to "morbidly, grossly overweight".

step 1. lug fat ass out of bed and into motorized scooter chair.
step 2. drive motorized scooter chair 5 feet to behemoth SUV and lug fat ass into behemoth SUV's driver's seat.
step 3. drive behemoth SUV 1 block to BK.
step 4.

step 5. repeat steps 1-4 thrice daily.
step 6. heart attack!

McNugget Enhanced Cheeseburger

Your mommas so fat she got a tatoo of a belt around her waist and it broke.

tehotherbilly: Your mommas so fat she got a tatoo of a belt around her waist and it broke.

LOL nice one

heypete: Even at my absolute worst (6pm-6am EMS dispatcher, eating lots of pizza as I couldn't leave to get my own food [being the dispatcher and whatnot], nobody would deliver, and I was too lazy to make myself a farking sandwich, slept all day so no exercise, etc.)...

Hey, that sounds exactly like my shift! Okay, not exactly...I'm 1700-0500.

/125 lbs.
//bike commuting works wonders
///congrats on losing all that weight!

Robert Earl Hughes unimpressed

I gotta say, aussie maccas is a lot better for you than american maccas. they have salads, rolls, 'lean beef burgers' and some healthier options on the menu. They even have a heart foundation approved menu.. which is ridiculously hard to get. All the stuff there has full dietary information too (fat content, energy, carbs etc)

That being said, the fries, burger, coke combo isnt the best thing for you... but compared to american maccas, its a health food store.

tehotherbilly: peewinkle

"Walk away, just walk away..."

I see what you did there.....




oh yeah, and:





they have McDonald's outside of the midwest?

They'll need stronger forklifts.

Actually, the bigger you get, the more sedentary you get.

Is this the reason you are not fat? Spread the word man! And here I was thinking it was the "evil" computer games keeping people sitting around all day and night making them fat. Push the plate away and get off your a$$ for a while.


/might work
//what the hell

All too common in western nations, no?

eclipse492:
That being said, the fries, burger, coke combo isnt the best thing for you... but compared to american maccas, its a health food store.

Allot of it is just marketing ploy and cultural differences. You will never get a McOz in the states, But a big mac is a big mac in both places. However the hardest thing to adjust to every time I come back to the states are the sizes of the meals. A medium here is easily a large in Australia. I always make the mistake of ordering a large the first time I eat at a fast food joint and wonder what the fark I'm going to do with the 5 whole potatoes in my fry/chip box and 3 gallons of soda.

/beetroot on burgers? repugnant.

Glue on a fin, toss em out in the ocean and let the Japs harpoon em and be their problem.

/dust hands
//going to hell for that one
///at least I won't have to stand in line

Damn Man: Allot of it is just marketing ploy and cultural differences. You will never get a McOz in the states



Do you know why they call it a McOz?
Because of the metric system?

Damn Man: /beetroot on burgers? repugnant.essential.

FTFY

Somehow I interpreted subby's headline as meaning that McDonalds was working with the Sydney morgue to forklift cadavers to the restaurants for use in food. But I haven't slept in a while...

eclipse492: I gotta say, aussie maccas is a lot better for you than american maccas. they have salads, rolls, 'lean beef burgers' and some healthier options on the menu. They even have a heart foundation approved menu.. which is ridiculously hard to get. All the stuff there has full dietary information too (fat content, energy, carbs etc)

That being said, the fries, burger, coke combo isnt the best thing for you... but compared to american maccas, its a health food store.

They're kinda-sorta working towards "healthier menu options" in the U.S., what with salads and fruit and yogurt and grilled chicken items on most menus (plus no more "Super Sizing," though I think we can thank Morgan Spurlock for that more than anybody). Still, the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese and the Big Mac get advertised just as heavily as anything else, and that's where the waddling set always gravitates.

BTW, when I read your post, I can hear an Aussie in my head pronouncing "Maccas," and it makes me smile.

/Australia rules
//never been
///wanna go
////our Temptation sucks compared to yours
//so does our football

No, it's the beetroot. They put mutherfarkin' beetroot in their burgers man!

themindiswatching

Yes, the mind boggles at what kind of calories these people eat. I'm 6'10, 175 lbs (keep losing weight), and I eat 4-6KCal per day, still losing weight.

When I did a stint as a baggage handler, I was literally eating every 15 minutes just to stay the weight I was at. I always kept food on me. I have no clue how I could achieve being fat - Heck, I'd settle for being able to put on 35-45 pounds.

So these foodie type Aussies show up in my town in NJ and take over the local deli/luncheonette hole in the wall joint.

And they REFUSE to put a beetroot on my damn burger. HUGE gaudy Ayers Rock mural on the wall, boomerangs and a surf board and the whole "theme" going, and not an "Aussie" food in the whole place.

Tomorrow they either have beetroot, meat pies or Asian fusion, or an appointment with La Migra.

Thank you Morgan Spurlock.

I now don't eat fast food anymore and lost 10 pounds fast and I feel much better.

I tried to eat a Jack In The Box meat and cheese (I used to love these) one day about a year after I stopped eating at those places
and I felt like some one had poisoned me for days after.
I was lethargic, over reactive, nauseous, and cranky for 2 days.
I was told that I had the symptoms of coming off heavy drugs.

/finaly kicked the Pepsi too
//and a 23 year addiction to cigarettes

Good to see the self appointed "intellectuals" desperately scramble to try and distinguish themselves from the proles who consume such heathen foods like...*gasp* Hamburgers. We all know the righteous eat nothing but free-range, organic vegan tofu and nuts.

YoungSwedishBlonde: Good to see the self appointed "intellectuals" desperately scramble to try and distinguish themselves from the proles who consume such heathen foods like...*gasp* Hamburgers. We all know the righteous eat nothing but free-range, organic vegan tofu and nuts.

no no you have it wrong......

I'm allergic to nuts

kenkire: Thank you Morgan Spurlock.

I now don't eat fast food anymore and lost 10 pounds fast and I feel much better.

I know *I* take all my dietary advice from a man who pays people to shove shiat down their pants.

/Spurlock is a tool.
//broken clock, twice a day. etc...

cyt0plas: themindiswatching

Yes, the mind boggles at what kind of calories these people eat. I'm 6'10, 175 lbs (keep losing weight), and I eat 4-6KCal per day, still losing weight.

When I did a stint as a baggage handler, I was literally eating every 15 minutes just to stay the weight I was at. I always kept food on me. I have no clue how I could achieve being fat - Heck, I'd settle for being able to put on 35-45 pounds.

Um, I'm no health professional, but that sounds like you may have some too many "friends" in your innards, maybe picked up from those bags. Go to the hospital, dude.

Archie Goodwin: Damn Man: /beetroot on burgers? repugnant.essential.

FTFY

qft

Damn Man: kenkire: Thank you Morgan Spurlock.

I now don't eat fast food anymore and lost 10 pounds fast and I feel much better.

I know *I* take all my dietary advice from a man who pays people to shove shiat down their pants.

/Spurlock is a tool.
//broken clock, twice a day. etc...


Yes because the important part of my story wasn't that I kicked 3 very bad drugs but that Morgan Spurlock it a douche bag for breathing.

/sorry
//not

kenkire: Thank you Morgan Spurlock.

I now don't eat fast food anymore and lost 10 pounds fast and I feel much better.

I tried to eat a Jack In The Box meat and cheese (I used to love these) one day about a year after I stopped eating at those places
and I felt like some one had poisoned me for days after.
I was lethargic, over reactive, nauseous, and cranky for 2 days.
I was told that I had the symptoms of coming off heavy drugs.

/finaly kicked the Pepsi too
//and a 23 year addiction to cigarettes

Congratulations, especially on the tobacco. Took my own mom to choose between smoking or having a horribly asthmatic toddler son to decide to quit. This was about 20 years ago, and he is quite healthy.

/is now more encouraged in Ihe Great Step Away From The Soda in 2008 Event.

kenkire: Yes because the important part of my story wasn't that I kicked 3 very bad drugs but that Morgan Spurlock it a douche bag for breathing.

Actually the important part was that you took advice from said tool. I thought you mite like to know what a tool he was.

You changed your life that much because of one asshole with a camcorder and a vegan girlfriend. The outcome was good this time around. But dude, stay away from any koolaid someone offers you. Even if they can edit together an hour and a half of footage to make it look fantastic.

cyt0plas: I'm 6'10, 175 lbs (keep losing weight), and I eat 4-6KCal per day, still losing weight.

Holy fark, is this what you look like?

If you can't gain weight with 6k calories a day then you should think about eating buckets of rendered pork fat.

Encarnacion: cyt0plas: themindiswatching

Yes, the mind boggles at what kind of calories these people eat. I'm 6'10, 175 lbs (keep losing weight), and I eat 4-6KCal per day, still losing weight.

When I did a stint as a baggage handler, I was literally eating every 15 minutes just to stay the weight I was at. I always kept food on me. I have no clue how I could achieve being fat - Heck, I'd settle for being able to put on 35-45 pounds.

Um, I'm no health professional, but that sounds like you may have some too many "friends" in your innards, maybe picked up from those bags. Go to the hospital, dude.

Geez, if it causes that amount of weight loss, I'll take some intestinal parasites!

/has lost over 50 lbs because of stress and trouble at home. Still fat for a woman and still get hurtful looks from people no matter where or how I choose to eat, but still losing.
//has realized that any woman who eats out and is not the weight of a preadolescent boy gets those looks though and doesn't feel bad about them anymore. Stuff it society with unattainable or unmaintainable standards of beauty.

cyt0plas: themindiswatching

Yes, the mind boggles at what kind of calories these people eat. I'm 6'10, 175 lbs (keep losing weight), and I eat 4-6KCal per day, still losing weight.

When I did a stint as a baggage handler, I was literally eating every 15 minutes just to stay the weight I was at. I always kept food on me. I have no clue how I could achieve being fat - Heck, I'd settle for being able to put on 35-45 pounds.

Tapeworms aren't good for you. Get that checked out.

/bmi 20
//should exercise more
///damn you college

If Mc Donald's could make the same profits by selling carrots, celery juice, and bean soup, they would.

Mc D's is healthier and has offered healthier menu choices than other fast-food joints in the U.S.

People don't want healthy food. Some people would consider it, but are turned off by the exorbitant prices at the places which offer it.

Make your own damn sandwich if you don't like Mc Donalds. It's what I do.

YoungSwedishBlonde: We all know the righteous eat nothing but free-range, organic vegan tofu and nuts.

Yes, I always make sure that my tofu was raised free-range and slaughtered humanely.

Is that his thigh? Or his nutsack? Or his right cheek?

It all looks the same after a certain point,

RamblingKey: So these foodie type Aussies show up in my town in NJ and take over the local deli/luncheonette hole in the wall joint.

And they REFUSE to put a beetroot on my damn burger. HUGE gaudy Ayers Rock mural on the wall, boomerangs and a surf board and the whole "theme" going, and not an "Aussie" food in the whole place.

Tomorrow they either have beetroot, meat pies or Asian fusion, or an appointment with La Migra.

I don't blame them, I wouldn't waste perfectly good beetroot on a bunch of inbred NJ wankers either.

wow! Damn Man's bellybutton is larger than most vaginias.

Gross Jabba bellybutton sex.

/Going for a salad at lunch.