Shoot 'em, Dann-O.

I'm a Hawaiian GAE

Whoops, I meant to set this phaser on "stun," not "fricassee."

Bethany, phaser set on "chill", faces the Horta.

"FREEZE"!

"It says I'm hotter"

"IT'S SAYING THE PUPPY WENT IN THERE!"

"What? You actually said this jumpsuit makes my ass look big? You are so dead. Don't jump into a volcano to get away from me!"

"You shall not PASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

She stood ready to zap anything that crawled out of Rosie O'Donnell's bunghole.

Volcano: *GURGLEGURGLEGURGLE*

Officer: "GURGLEGURGLEGURGLE ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in GURGLEGURGLEGURGLE?!"

Volcano: *GURGLEGURGLEGURGLE*

Officer: "English, motherfarker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"Hmmm, it etched something into the rocks... 'NO KILL I', wonder what that could mean?"

if that damned mario tries to take the shortcut through the lava level one more time i'm going to bust a cap in his ass

Here a technician demonstrates that the intartubes are clogged with red hot porn.

"Hmm. According to this, my career is moving at 0 MPH."

If the temperature in hell drops below 50, it's Cindy's job to call headquarters and tell them it's OK for George Bush to admit he's wrong, Hillary Clinton to be sincere, and Mike Piazza to be seen in public with a woman.

According to this... lava is hot... damn, I was not expecting that!

That's hot.

Does this lava flow make my butt look big?

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer.

Damned lava moles digging up MY volcano, little bastard had better not show its head!

"Butterscotch"

Butterscotch

Yippie-yai-oh Kai-yay Mother farker!

"Anti-flood protection." FARK Servers

"You're speeding and you've no insurance."

"Go ahead, make my day."

Look closely class, thats not lava, you can tell by the crappy coloring that it is merely God playing around with MS Paint.

Just think. If the crust I'm standing on were to collapse I would instantly vaporize. Well maybe not instantly. I would probably have enough time for one soul shattering scream of unbelievable torment...

I love my job.

Pew pew pew! I maded a hole!

ooohhhh I really hope FARK puts this one in a photoshop contest

"The lava, it is fine benny lava."

Don't taze me flow !

shanrick: That's hot.

sorry

The power of Christ compels you!

Good God, Frank! What the hell did you have for lunch? Was it Mexican again? Next time use the spray!

Give me back my Precioussssss, scum.

Hawaii 5-0 displays their technique for eliminating
the testicular cancer that is caused by radar guns

In a daring move, socialite Nikki Hilton adds molten lava to her bridal registry ...

/meh
//too early
///need coffee

If that kid in the ad on the Fark main page speaks again, I'm gonna blast this world to shiat!!!

"I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh? The Earth had been, like, devastated by nuclear war. Like, Russia blew up the US and the US blew up Russia. Lucky for me, I'd been off planet, on vacation, at the time of the war. There wasn't much to do ... all the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer."

/no votey, 'cuz it's like, plagiarized, eh

What is it with you a'a's? Why can't you people be decent like pa-hoehoes?

...and Br'er rabbit says I can haz me
tar baby with "$dollar$ minute work"

The Lava Channel is so boring. Let's see what's on the Poi Channel.

Well, at least my hands are warm for the first time in my life.

My first greenlight! I'm so... so... Jeez, you mean this is it?
I was hoping for free beer or something, at least.

You think the sulfur coming the lava smells bad, you should smell my boyfriend. That's why I wear this mask during sex.

HEY OH!

" I told them to sacrifice a virgin, but did they listen to me? Neeeeeeeeww."

HGAE Officer French confirms that if you drop your keys into a river of molten lava they are, in fact, gone.