Beautiful

Bombastically befuddling.

But, but... bubmlebees!

Busted, bucko!

Bravissimo!

La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It`s Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.

Bee Burglar Beaten by Bees?

Brilliant!

I beeleeve!

Dude I have to ask, what's with the bees?

Booooooooo Headline

Booooooo!

Boobees

Bee-rilliant.

/someone kill me now before I do anything like that again

Bullocks.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V

Oh wow! Great headline! (pops)

to the beemobile!

you mean your chevy?

yes.

The bee bit his bottom, now his bottom's big.

If the theif had just put out a big pile of sugar, the bees would have come to HIM.

The bees must have defended themselves somehow.

Or maybe they were in the mouths of hounds, who, when released, would bark, and shoot bees at the theif.

/None obscure.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

I hear there's twinkie factory in Natick.

I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in bees!

Mary Wilson, owner of Bee Busters, a bee- and insect-removal company in Acton who also keeps bees for a hobby.

Sound the the "Bee Mob" to me.

At least he picked a day where there was No Rain.

Honeybees have become more valuable in recent years, as their ranks have been decimated by a mysterious, devastating affliction known as "colony collapse disorder," which has wiped out swaths of the nation's hives since it surfaced in 2004.

B-b-b-b-but Clinton!

For the first time ever I can say I am the SUBBY! I have been trying since 2001 to get a link approved and this is my first!!! I think I may cry a little.

Bullshiat. Bees barely bludgeon, they bite and sting.

bee butts bestow botheration, but never by bludgeoning.

captainstudd: For the first time ever I can say I am the SUBBY! I have been trying since 2001 to get a link approved and this is my first!!! I think I may cry a little.

Congrats.
Took me 2 years to get a sub...

Reality is that any decent beekeeper could easily move a hive, but who wants to lift a 150 lb box?

captainstudd: For the first time ever I can say I am the SUBBY! I have been trying since 2001 to get a link approved and this is my first!!! I think I may cry a little.

/Gratz...took me 2 or more years to get my ramen noodleey linky approved.

Blame Bush

Beads?

Alliteration. Do you speak it, mother farker?

Bfett20: BAM TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLshiat, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/

Brilliant.

/Now try it with Z's

Devo Cornholiosky: I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in bees!

+10 points for Eddie Izzard reference.

I like my women like I like my coffee...in a plastic cup!

I like my co--

Devo Cornholiosky: I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in bees!

ARGH!!!!!

*shakes fist*

/I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

captainstudd: For the first time ever I can say I am the SUBBY! I have been trying since 2001 to get a link approved and this is my first!!! I think I may cry a little.

Congrats! :D Nice one!

My first:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3100427

and I've only had two. :D

I love when the mods don't understand a post, and delete it.

Ignorance...

Badly botched bee burglary bungled by bellicose bees bludgeoning would-bee bandit

Bepic Bail!

captainstudd: For the first time ever I can say I am the SUBBY! I have been trying since 2001 to get a link approved and this is my first!!! I think I may cry a little.

ehhh don't look at my profile.


/just gets em from finding interesting stuff and putting on here.
//most of them are in music.
///http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3146011- FDA says ED drugs may cause hearing loss. Could this be a blessing in disguise?

wild9: At least he picked a day where there was No Rain.

I see bee what you did there

/Blind Belon

Poor bee bandit, hasn't been keeping up with his disaster flicks.

They're not called KILLER BEES for nothing!

/note to cops: Check ER's for man with many painful bee stings, mostly to face and hands, swollen eyes and ears.

Was this a sting operation?

/*ducks flying objects*

"would-bee" ruined the headline.