While it is not actually poisoning someone, it is damn close.

He nutter butter ever do that again.

big_pth: While it is not actually poisoning someone, it is damn close.

It is poisoning, at least for that kid. Honestly, there's no difference in what that kid did to somebody else poisoning someone with arsenic.

Arthur Jumbles: big_pth: While it is not actually poisoning someone, it is damn close.

It is poisoning, at least for that kid. Honestly, there's no difference in what that kid did to somebody else poisoning someone with arsenic.

Man the f*ck up, Nancy!

Stupid punk.

These people are going to be in real trouble when the Peanut Butter Flood comes...

Destroying a perfectly good peanut butter cookie should be a federal offense.

This is one of those stories that at first sounds like a oppressive state out of control. That is until you imagine your child dying because some dickhead kid gave him a food that he knew your child was severely allergic to. In that light yanking the little bastard out of school and threatening him with jail sounds pretty reasonable.

Ya know, when I was younger, I don't remember EVER coming across anyone with a peanut allergy, severe or otherwise. Now it seems like you hear about it in the news all the time. Why does this this seem like a new thing?

People with severe food allergies should be forced to wear bright colored armbands and kept out of any public building that had food in it, including vending machines.

/ok maybe not, but as a cook I really do think that people with food allergies have no business in restaurants. I'm here to cook food, not be your farking doctor. People with deathly allergies to animals shouldn't hang out at the Humane Society, people with deathly allergies to bees shouldn't hang out around honey farms, and people with deathly allergies to gluten or nuts shouldn't hang out in restaurants where wheat products and nuts are abundant. I don't appreciate being put in the position of having your life in my hands just because you simply HAVE to eat out (clue: you DON'T), and while I'll do everything I can to keep you from being poisoned, if you do get sick it's YOUR farking fault, not mine.
//bitter, so I turn to Fark

Where's the jelly?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

The suspect

Wow, that kid should be executed.

DEALTHY ALLERGIC TO FOOD ITEMS = DARWIN WANTS YOUR ASS DEAD, YOU FAILED GENETIC LINE, YOU.

/got nothing
//thinks that the allergies (the OMFG I'M GOING TO DIE ALLERGY) to food is VERY odd and it's odd how prevelant it is now, versus 20 years ago.

Nut allergies are nothing to laugh at. One time I got nut all over my face, and my eye was swollen for a week

Maybe one of you guys can answer this: How is it the human body can be allergic to peanuts that causes it do freakin' die? Aren't those types of things bred out, like the use of the appendix thousands of years ago?

Kid knew the other kid had a severe peanut alergy.
He puts in peanuts into the kids lunch, assuming the will have a reaction.
This kid may not have known the full extent of what would happen if the other ate the peanuts, but he knew at the very least that it would cause harm to him. It should be felony.

Javacrucian: People with severe food allergies should be forced to wear bright colored armbands and kept out of any public building that had food in it, including vending machines.

/ok maybe not, but as a cook I really do think that people with food allergies have no business in restaurants. I'm here to cook food, not be your farking doctor.

Brother, I agree with everything you said. It is all about personal responsibility.

paygun: Wow, that kid should be executed.

Which one? The genetically flawed kid or the one who was doing Darwin's dirty work?

strangeguitar: Where's the jelly?

More like Peanut Butter Jaily Time.

It is COOKIES.

/Nanny State strikes, again.

I love children.

Oh wait. No I don't.

Javacrucian : People with severe food allergies should be forced to wear bright colored armbands and kept out of any public building that had food in it, including vending machines.


I have an idea, someone should make an allergy diamond, similar to a fire diamond.

Each quadrant represents a common allergen. And the number in each quadrant represents how likely you are to encounter that allergen.

/not allergic to anything, at least, nothing that I've encountered in my 31 years of living, but fish makes me puke if not prepared properly.

Peanuts trifecta in 3...2...1...

It bothers me that they sent a letter home to EVERY student's family because of this. What a waste of paper. The parents of other kids don't give a crap about the stupidity of one kid if it doesn't affect their kids one little bit. What a stupid school administration, but it seems like they all are these days.

Javacrucian: People with severe food allergies should be forced to wear bright colored armbands and kept out of any public building that had food in it, including vending machines.

/ok maybe not, but as a cook I really do think that people with food allergies have no business in restaurants. I'm here to cook food, not be your farking doctor. People with deathly allergies to animals shouldn't hang out at the Humane Society, people with deathly allergies to bees shouldn't hang out around honey farms, and people with deathly allergies to gluten or nuts shouldn't hang out in restaurants where wheat products and nuts are abundant. I don't appreciate being put in the position of having your life in my hands just because you simply HAVE to eat out (clue: you DON'T), and while I'll do everything I can to keep you from being poisoned, if you do get sick it's YOUR farking fault, not mine.
//bitter, so I turn to Fark

HERE HERE!!!!! I agree one-hundred-percent! If you have an allergy to something why the hell would you put yourself in any possible danger by allowing someone else to prepare your food without visually inspecting everything going into it? Seriously. I can't stand the idiots out there who take no time to educate themselves and then demand that the chef/cooks be more educated on what they can and cannot have.

The only thing worse are the asinine people out there who say they are "allergic" to garlic or onions. If you were actually allergic to either of those, you'd be dead by now. EVERYTHING out there, from potato chips to campbell's soup to the pasta salad at the local deli has some form of garlic or onions in it.

/just continuing a rant
//whatever happened to personal responsibility?
///maybe you have that stupid allergy because you've pissed off the universe and it wants you to die.

FTFA "After an investigation, the student was arrested, was charged with felony wanton endangerment"

I'll tell ya who should be charged with felony wonton endangerment: those Chinese restaurants whose wonton soup broth is a sad, pathetic mixture of too much corn-starch and not enough LOVE

Javacrucian: /ok maybe not, but as a cook I really do think that people with food allergies have no business in restaurants.

Do you cook at a Pittsburgh restaurant? Which one?

/just curious
//no allergies
///you're right about personal responsibility

RoxtarRyan: Maybe one of you guys can answer this: How is it the human body can be allergic to peanuts that causes it do freakin' die? Aren't those types of things bred out, like the use of the appendix thousands of years ago?

Nature is trying to remove those people from the gene pool.

We keep rescuing them.

the voices in your head: Nut allergies are nothing to laugh at. One time I got nut all over my face, and my eye was swollen for a week

--How YOU doin'?

the voices in your head: Nut allergies are nothing to laugh at. One time I got nut all over my face, and my eye was swollen for a week

How you doin'?

kbarham: Javacrucian: People with severe food allergies should be forced to wear bright colored armbands and kept out of any public building that had food in it, including vending machines.

/ok maybe not, but as a cook I really do think that people with food allergies have no business in restaurants. I'm here to cook food, not be your farking doctor.

Brother, I agree with everything you said. It is all about personal responsibility.


As A person with bad allergies I definitly have to ask the waiters and staff specific questions about ingredients, The chef should have no problem with those. If the people dont ask, then they deserve it.

rocinante721: Arthur Jumbles: big_pth: While it is not actually poisoning someone, it is damn close.

It is poisoning, at least for that kid. Honestly, there's no difference in what that kid did to somebody else poisoning someone with arsenic.

Man the f*ck up, Nancy!

What type of pussy is allergic to peanuts? What a wuss.

The_Time_Master: DEALTHY ALLERGIC TO FOOD ITEMS = DARWIN WANTS YOUR ASS DEAD, YOU FAILED GENETIC LINE, YOU.

/got nothing
//thinks that the allergies (the OMFG I'M GOING TO DIE ALLERGY) to food is VERY odd and it's odd how prevelant it is now, versus 20 years ago.
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You beat me to it, in a way.

Survival of the fittest would have killed this kid early on. Our Species is becoming weak.

I never remember anyone being allergic to peanuts when I was younger, how is it this has turned into such an epidemic now?

fark you, go to your peanut-free school and leave my peanut butter alone. PB&J is a staple of any kid's diet.

Stoker: Survival of the fittest would have killed this kid early on. Our Species is becoming weak.

I dunno...i'm kina looking forward to the day when I'll be able to hold up a liquor store with a peanut butter sandwich.

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RoxtarRyan: Maybe one of you guys can answer this: How is it the human body can be allergic to peanuts that causes it do freakin' die? Aren't those types of things bred out, like the use of the appendix thousands of years ago?

The peanut is native to South America. If your ancestry is native to Europe, Asia or Africa there simply wasn't time enough for natural selection to remove those people from the population since the peanut's introduction.

the voices in your head: Nut allergies are nothing to laugh at. One time I got nut all over my face, and my eye was swollen for a week

I disagree

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

jogiff: rocinante721: Arthur Jumbles: big_pth: While it is not actually poisoning someone, it is damn close.

It is poisoning, at least for that kid. Honestly, there's no difference in what that kid did to somebody else poisoning someone with arsenic.

Man the f*ck up, Nancy!

What type of pussy is allergic to peanuts? What a wuss.

I am. You got a problem with that?

Some people put themselves in danger, but if they have a simple request that you don't put nuts in their salad, well then, I think you can go out of your way not to do that.

/unless you put YOUR nuts, not THE nuts

NeedlesslyCanadian: I never remember anyone being allergic to peanuts when I was younger, how is it this has turned into such an epidemic now?

fark you, go to your peanut-free school and leave my peanut butter alone. PB&J is a staple of any kid's diet.

got me man. it DOES seem to be a lot more common all the sudden. I also remember a day when entire graduating classes of kids didn't have a single child on ritalin or any other psychotropic drug. Oddly enough, we didn't have school shooting back then either.

I am sure that absolutely none of this is connected in any way.

Spray a peanut oil mist around the school entrance on opening day. You must walk through the entrance to enroll. Problem solved.

Stoker: Survival of the fittest would have killed this kid early on. Our Species is becoming weak.
Weaver95: I dunno...i'm kina looking forward to the day when I'll be able to hold up a liquor store with a peanut butter sandwich.

Congrats Weaver, I think that's the first time teh intarwebs made me laugh out loud today =)

swannie: Ya know, when I was younger, I don't remember EVER coming across anyone with a peanut allergy, severe or otherwise. Now it seems like you hear about it in the news all the time. Why does this this seem like a new thing?

Most of them were probably killed by peanut butter cookies.

Aeonite: RoxtarRyan: Maybe one of you guys can answer this: How is it the human body can be allergic to peanuts that causes it do freakin' die? Aren't those types of things bred out, like the use of the appendix thousands of years ago?

Nature is trying to remove those people from the gene pool.

We keep rescuing them.

Damn... I hate to sound like a farkin' genocidal maniac here, but if we expect humans to evolve physically and mentally, why are people with hereditary diseases breeding? Take one for the team, and wear a condom!

/is peanut allergy hereditary? IDFK....

the voices in your head: Nut allergies are nothing to laugh at. One time I got nut all over my face, and my eye was swollen for a week

I am an eighth grader so yada yada ect.....

/you get it