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(The Sun) Strange Apparently, the death penalty in Great Britian is DIY. With "WTF is that thing on his head?" pic   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 71
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fredcat [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 04:53:28 PM  
Oh, and in case anyone's asking; 19 stones = 266 pounds.

 
BizarreRecords 2008-04-19 04:59:39 PM  
fredcat
Oh, and in case anyone's asking; 19 stones = 266 pounds.

Wow. He's almost to American size.

 
steevmit 2008-04-19 05:20:58 PM  
i214.photobucket.com

 
sinanju 2008-04-19 05:28:43 PM  
One of Pavarotti's bastard children?

 
blicero 2008-04-19 05:31:10 PM  
john wayne gacy was full figured too...

 
Siamese Bream [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:33:04 PM  
I'm not one for the "how dare people in prison be treated like anything but dogs" line of thinking, but how is he getting enough "not far off five-star" food to eat himself to death?

 
OrlandoTwo4 2008-04-19 05:33:18 PM  
YOU FAT BASTARD!

 
mungo 2008-04-19 05:37:47 PM  
Siamese Bream :
I'm not one for the "how dare people in prison be treated like anything but dogs" line of thinking, but how is he getting enough "not far off five-star" food to eat himself to death?

...or The Sun is breaking the habit of a lifetime by using inflammatory exaggeration amd the fat bastard got that way or burgers and fries like everyone else.

It's a mental hospital, not a frikkin' Michelin star rated restaurant.

 
mungo 2008-04-19 05:38:22 PM  
There may have been some typos there...

 
worlddan 2008-04-19 05:38:38 PM  
Siamese Bream: I'm not one for the "how dare people in prison be treated like anything but dogs" line of thinking, but how is he getting enough "not far off five-star" food to eat himself to death?

My reaction exactly. Prison shouldn't be cruel, but it shouldn't be a freaking resort either.

 
Fluid 2008-04-19 05:38:42 PM  
Siamese Bream: I'm not one for the "how dare people in prison be treated like anything but dogs" line of thinking, but how is he getting enough "not far off five-star" food to eat himself to death?

More importantly, how can five-star food be so sugary as to give you a serious chance of diabetes?

 
DrGunsforHands 2008-04-19 05:40:01 PM  
So, they only kill the fat killers in Britain?

 
Malachilenomade 2008-04-19 05:40:44 PM  
Let me get this straight: Criminals in GB eat food that isn't far from 5 Star?! Well hell, I'm going to GB and killing some people! They eat better than I do! Yeah, that's a hell of a reform system you have there, Brits.

 
Oznog 2008-04-19 05:41:59 PM  
www.villagevoice.com

Now what in the sam hell...?
Send 'im over here, I'll get him in shape right quick.

 
Snowflake Tubbybottom 2008-04-19 05:42:54 PM  
Hes in prison and yet they keep handing him that much food and then have a problem hes gotten fat?

 
fenian- 2008-04-19 05:43:23 PM  
Liposuction it out, store it, he can drink it for food.

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-19 05:44:17 PM  
He is in a hospital, not a prison.

 
LavenderWolf 2008-04-19 05:45:42 PM  
I hope a guard sneaks him food 'till he bursts.

It's still suicide, and I have no problem with murderers practicing on themselves.

 
Get Lost 2008-04-19 05:46:21 PM  
Does anyone else notice the title goes from a large font to 'RIPPER SO FAT, HE MUST DIET OR DIE' , A really large font...

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:46:45 PM  
A bucket pour monsieur?

 
Fluid 2008-04-19 05:48:11 PM  
Malachilenomade: Let me get this straight: Criminals in GB eat food that isn't far from 5 Star?! Well hell, I'm going to GB and killing some people! They eat better than I do! Yeah, that's a hell of a reform system you have there, Brits.

I'm not sure if reform is much of an issue here. Given that he's an institutionalized schizophrenic, he's probably not getting out any time soon anyway.

 
retarded [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:50:29 PM  
"Fat Ripper" would be a pretty cool band name.

 
Massa Damnata 2008-04-19 05:51:43 PM  
I was thinking this was a repeat...but then I remembered seeing it while reading the article about the naked female army MP. I remember thinking, "some lazy link whore is going to be posting that soon".

 
Shani [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:52:30 PM  
Get Lost: Does anyone else notice the title goes from a large font to 'RIPPER SO FAT, HE MUST DIET OR DIE' , A really large font...

It does! Odd, that.

 
Wise_Guy 2008-04-19 05:52:55 PM  

 
signaljammer 2008-04-19 05:55:41 PM  
Outrage is a drug.

 
Shani [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:56:55 PM  
Wise_Guy: This seems relevant (might freak some people out) (pops)

Ok, wth is that! I must have background story and details! Are those children's panties in his face! Did he kill himself! AAAGGGHHHHH!

 
srhp29 2008-04-19 05:58:03 PM  
Now what in the Sam hell Hill...?

FTFY

 
Fluid 2008-04-19 05:58:57 PM  
Get Lost: Does anyone else notice the title goes from a large font to 'RIPPER SO FAT, HE MUST DIET OR DIE' , A really large font...

At least it's not the usual continuous skipping between large/small font sizes that the Sun is so fond of.

 
Wise_Guy 2008-04-19 05:59:12 PM  
Shani: Wise_Guy: This seems relevant (might freak some people out) (pops)

Ok, wth is that! I must have background story and details! Are those children's panties in his face! Did he kill himself! AAAGGGHHHHH!


Yeah. I don't know.

Sorry.

 
ronnie2bucks 2008-04-19 05:59:26 PM  
Get Lost: Does anyone else notice the title goes from a large font to 'RIPPER SO FAT, HE MUST DIET OR DIE' , A really large font...

Holy crap! I thought it was just me. I guess I can keep drinking

 
toejam 2008-04-19 06:06:21 PM  
So let me get this straight, get him healthy so he can rot in jail? Give him the Homer Simpson treatment and stuff donuts down his gullet until he explodes.

 
not_an_indigo [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:07:28 PM  
Wise_Guy: This seems relevant (might freak some people out) (pops)

Uh...that doesn't really show anything but a dead link.

 
belhade 2008-04-19 06:08:07 PM  
Snowflake Tubbybottom: Hes in prison and yet they keep handing him that much food and then have a problem hes gotten fat?

Well, secure medical facility but yeah, what he said.

Just stop giving him (or letting him have) so much food.

 
portscanner 2008-04-19 06:13:20 PM  
how about a wafer thin mint?

 
Scott77 2008-04-19 06:14:09 PM  
"It's a sad irony that he eats so well while many poor pensioners can't afford to."

Truthiness.

 
lenfromak 2008-04-19 06:15:25 PM  
I say let him have all the chips & gravy he wants. Shouldn't take too long.

 
bkaul 2008-04-19 06:15:49 PM  
Don't forget, this is the Brits calling the food "5-star" - compared to the rest of their cuisine, that's not much of a statement. Heck, if it's rated as such by the people who eat it, we can just conclude that the crazy people in that mental hospital actually like British food.

 
sparticle 2008-04-19 06:27:30 PM  
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glassa 2008-04-19 06:33:43 PM  
He's a waste of skin anyway. Just let him eat to death. Who cares!

 
DerDuschbagen 2008-04-19 06:38:19 PM  
19 stone? i always wondered how big rosie from "whole lotta rosie" was.

now i know she was a whale. sorry bon.

 
MonkeyJoNinpo 2008-04-19 06:42:08 PM  
Wise_Guy: This seems relevant (might freak some people out) (pops)

Shani: Ok, wth is that! I must have background story and details! Are those children's panties in his face! Did he kill himself! AAAGGGHHHHH



Wise_Guy posted someone's re-edit. The original picture is actually in reverse, its a common motivational picture on fitness boards. He started off fat and ended up skinny. The gun/panties photo has no connection with it.

 
xtex 2008-04-19 06:43:36 PM  
ch ch ch chia!

 
Spider Dijon 2008-04-19 06:46:00 PM  
Seriously, I thought I heard over 10 years ago that this same man was on a hunger strike while serving his sentence in prison.
Guess it didn't work out + he went the other way.

/Nowt as queer as folk.

 
Greta_VanHouten 2008-04-19 06:47:47 PM  
This scumbag should only be fed 3 nutraloaves a day. He'll lose weight and be punished at the same time.

 
Murgus618 2008-04-19 07:03:13 PM  
Soylent Green! That's good enough for the likes of 'im.

But, if he gets to the right size, can the guard dress as a 5 star waiter and bring him a mint?? Just one, tiny, wafer of a mint?? I'd like to see that, again.

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2008-04-19 07:04:09 PM  
img248.imageshack.us

Aw his hair ain't that bad...

 
Shani [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 07:27:58 PM  
MonkeyJoNinpo: Wise_Guy: This seems relevant (might freak some people out) (pops)

Shani: Ok, wth is that! I must have background story and details! Are those children's panties in his face! Did he kill himself! AAAGGGHHHHH


Wise_Guy posted someone's re-edit. The original picture is actually in reverse, its a common motivational picture on fitness boards. He started off fat and ended up skinny. The gun/panties photo has no connection with it.


But he seems to be getting older in the pics, no? Oh wait, if you look at the ear plugs you can see they "turn into" regular studs. Ahhhh. Ok, I do feel better. Yet, I still have so many questions about that dude in the final pic.

 
theoutlaw 2008-04-19 07:30:30 PM  
The Sun is almost number one paper for exaggerating and often downright lying. Scaremongering, racism, hateful lies about 'the taxpayers' money.' Sutcliffe probably has something wrong with him, or he's just eaten too much of the hospital food. It won't have been 5 star- it's a prison, not a rehab clinic. I believe less than three sentences of this article.

Some Farkers need to learn which papers tell bollocks before opening their mouths =(

 
A stranger in the Alps 2008-04-19 07:41:19 PM  
Cake or death?

/Both, please.
//Well, we're out of both. We only had three bits and didn't expect such a rush!

 
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