Yuck! I hope it was the y2k model Jenna, not the best she's become!

I'd damn well hope it was rubberized, because otherwise God knows what the guy will catch from it.

Red shirt syndrome.

dammit ^ wrong thread, sorry

nobozo: dammit ^ wrong thread, sorry

In a way, it kinda works

250 is alot of money for a fap assister.

So he snatched the snatch?

jasuus1977: 250 is alot of money for a fap assister.

To be fair it was probably worth 10 dollars by the end of the day.

"...but what he did steal may be worth much more"

So there was less than $250 in the cash register? SCORE! Good job picking your targets there buddy.

Sheeeeeit, that guy has everything backwards.

I'd settle for the cash register if I couldn't get the replica vag.

And I'd fark the hell outta one of those realdolls.

This is gonna be all OVER the radio morning shows on Monday.

Just think, a replica of JJ's upper half could be used to scare off intruders...

"I got a girl with a little rubber head,
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed,
She don't talk back like a lady might do,
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through."

bob4pres: Yuck! I hope it was the y2k model Jenna, not the best she's become!

Keee-rist! I've never been the biggest fan of hers, but what she's become is just sad.

heh

go it feels real then?

Out of mild curiosity what makes some porn stars more famous than others? Looks, creepy things they're willing to do?

I don't get the random body parts thing. Eeew. I mean I want a vibrator to just look like a farking vibrator. Although the whole doll might be even creepier. I always figured a guy into that would probably really enjoy a vacation in a funeral home.

MonkeyCuddles: I don't get the random body parts thing. Eeew. I mean I want a vibrator to just look like a farking vibrator. Although the whole doll might be even creepier. I always figured a guy into that would probably really enjoy a vacation in a funeral home.

Maybe men and women have different sexual stimuli? Perhaps men are more visual than women?

Nah, somebody would have mentioned this before if this were the case.

dahmers love zombie: I'd damn well hope it was rubberized

Much like today's real version.

sure it was not the other way around? He might have been too embarassed that he broke in to steal a platic v-j-j and decided to leave a bunch of screwdriver marks around teh till to make it look like he came looking for money.

/watch your assumptions

don't understand: "I got a girl with a little rubber head,
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed,
She don't talk back like a lady might do,
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through."

Ms Pinky

CKBlack007

sure it was not the other way around? He might have been too embarassed that he broke in to steal a platic v-j-j and decided to leave a bunch of screwdriver marks around teh till to make it look like he came looking for money.

/watch your assumptions

you're absolutly right. the funny thing to me, I know a person that would do something like that. and, yes, he is a farker.

The reporter fails for not getting in touch with Jenna to find out what she thought. That would have been funny.

Link

i found a pic of some girl with a really tight lower half.

Has anyone checked eBay for an auction of this item?

I'm sure it will be listed as "slightly used" and in "very good condition"

MonkeyCuddles: I don't get the random body parts thing. Eeew. I mean I want a vibrator to just look like a farking vibrator. Although the whole doll might be even creepier. I always figured a guy into that would probably really enjoy a vacation in a funeral home.

Why are you looking at me when you say that? Stop looking at me!

That lucky bastard.

What a buttknob!

MonkeyCuddles: I don't get the random body parts thing. Eeew. I mean I want a vibrator to just look like a farking vibrator. Although the whole doll might be even creepier. I always figured a guy into that would probably really enjoy a vacation in a funeral home.

Admit it, you feel a tinge of shame every time you use the one molded from a forearm.

Marla Singer's Laundry: don't understand: "I got a girl with a little rubber head,
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed,
She don't talk back like a lady might do,
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through."

Ms Pinky

Yes, ma'am. Have a cookie...with bacon.

don't understand: "I got a girl with a little rubber head..."






"Immortal and life-sized /my breath is inside you
I'll dress you up daily/ and keep you 'til death sighs
Inflatable doll/lover ungrateful
I blew up your body/ but you blew my mind..."

*insert Phil Manzanera guitar shred here

Tabatha Static: don't understand: "I got a girl with a little rubber head..."


"Immortal and life-sized /my breath is inside you
I'll dress you up daily/ and keep you 'til death sighs
Inflatable doll/lover ungrateful
I blew up your body/ but you blew my mind..."

*insert Phil Manzanera guitar shred here

Insert same FZ pic here.

"Her eyes is all shut, in a ecstasy face.
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place.
Throw the little switch on her battery pack.
You can poot it, you can shoot it 'til your wife gets back."

Ahh, Orange County. Redefining "Failure" for at least 50 years.

bigmanocampus: Link

i found a pic of some girl with a really tight lower half.

??

What the hell does that have to do with this thread?

interested in this story.

the voices in your head: bigmanocampus: Link

i found a pic of some girl with a really tight lower half.

??

What the hell does that have to do with this thread?

That's what I was wondering.

Anywhere I can get a rubberized replica of Jenna Fischer's lower half? (poss. NSFW)

casual_sex: So he snatched the snatch?

The comment + username = ironic WIN!!

"Video surveillance tape shot from inside The Erogenous Zone "

Ah ahahahaha so wrong.... But now I want to see video.

Nobody's posted the doll yet?
Here ya go.

/You know you'd hit that

Triumph, did you read the last sentence of that doll's description?

"We have had numerous complaints that this doll does not have a usable anus."

bob4pres: Yuck! I hope it was the y2k model Jenna, not the best she's become!

Oh Christ! Now I have a good 40 Gig of old school Jenna porn I have to delete, thanks to you I can never flap to that again.

MonkeyCuddles: I don't get the random body parts thing. Eeew. I mean I want a vibrator to just look like a farking vibrator. Although the whole doll might be even creepier. I always figured a guy into that would probably really enjoy a vacation in a funeral home.

Know anybody selling timeshares?

Triumph: Nobody's posted the doll yet?

oh my. that doll looks like it wants to eat my whole face and brains and arms and knees and eyes. does she sing, too? it looks like she should sing, too.

I heard he didn’t intentionally steal it...as he was walking out - his foot fell into the gaping chasm that is her "lower half". It was stuck up to his knee.

Triumph,
Nobody's posted the doll yet?
Here ya go.

The reviews are disturbing, as I don't think they are trolling.

CnFlght

"We have had numerous complaints that this doll does not have a usable anus."

But is it unremarkable otherwise?

It was further reported that Ms Jameson that she may know the culprit. She has released a statement wherein she has made this plea: "Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

Apparently many have.