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(AZCentral) Strange City of Needles, California to the rest of country: We're tired of all the Peanuts jokes, we're moving to Nevada   (azcentral.com) divider line 88
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PowerSlacker 2008-04-19 05:30:44 PM  
Why would Nevada want Needles?

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-04-19 05:31:19 PM  
Peanuts jokes? I'd go for junkie jokes myself.

 
Batman in the Operating Room 2008-04-19 05:31:53 PM  
The only form of intelligent life I saw in Needles was a pack of wild dogs moving past the 7-11 during the early, pre-dawn hours.

 
blicero 2008-04-19 05:33:22 PM  
and the damage done.

 
Polartank13 [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:33:50 PM  
No, screw that, we have enough of the batshiat crazy Californians here already.

 
worlddan 2008-04-19 05:36:22 PM  
You haven't lived into you've crawled out of your car in Needles in July and melted straight into the pavement.

 
QuickLikePuma 2008-04-19 05:37:50 PM  
FTA: officials have had strained relations with county supervisors since March

March? As in last month? Seriously, one month of strained relations and they're already looking for a new state. Is their divorce rate 100%?

 
nobozo 2008-04-19 05:39:53 PM  
a7.vox.com

Ned?

 
armyofbees 2008-04-19 05:40:36 PM  
can't read the article on my phone, but Needles, CA has this great pizza place called Mudshark's. dunno anything else about the place cause I was just passing through. (get the pepperoni and onions.)

 
Anim8r 2008-04-19 05:46:59 PM  
Came for BTTF pic... was not disappointed.

 
themindiswatching 2008-04-19 05:48:28 PM  
QuickLikePuma: FTA: officials have had strained relations with county supervisors since March

March? As in last month? Seriously, one month of strained relations and they're already looking for a new state. Is their divorce rate 100%?


March 2007 maybe?

 
Mr.Kleen 2008-04-19 05:48:54 PM  
Peanuts jokes?

/i don't get it.

 
dipdunk 2008-04-19 05:52:23 PM  
Well, one would think that when your county seat is farther away than most of us probably are from our state capitol, it might count for something. Seriously, it would take 3 hours just to protest what their countygov is doing!

 
LoonieCobber 2008-04-19 05:54:36 PM  
Mr.Kleen

Spike lives alone in the desert near Needles, California...

/possibly?

 
herb Tarlek's daughter [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:55:00 PM  
Mr.Kleen: Peanuts jokes?

/i don't get it.


If I remember correctly (& god knows if I don't Farkers will stomp all over me) Snoopy's brother Spike lives in Needles, California.

 
ronnie2bucks 2008-04-19 05:55:07 PM  
One of the comments on the article mentioned that Needles may be wanting to join Nevada to make gambling legal. Makes sense.

I've been through Needles before and there wasn't anything I saw that made me wanna stop.

 
ShivaHVishnu 2008-04-19 05:55:11 PM  
I hope they get to join Nevada. I'm all for the whole eastern half of California joining or becoming another state. The idiots in Sacramento are on a crusade to utterly destroy this state and I would love to not be under their yoke.

 
Spitzer wannabe 2008-04-19 05:57:12 PM  
Mr.Kleen: Peanuts jokes?

/i don't get it.


Needles is the boyhood home of Charles Schulz.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-04-19 05:57:15 PM  
The Needles era of the Peanuts comic strip was long after it jumped the shark. It got worse with Rerun.

/Wah Wah wah wah wahwahwah wah wah...WAH!!!

 
Todd Packer 2008-04-19 05:57:24 PM  
Anim8r: Came for BTTF pic... was not disappointed.

ditto

 
Trance750 [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 05:58:50 PM  
I always thought Needles was were all the druggies hung out.

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:00:05 PM  
If you were a private investigator living in Needles, would that make you the 'needles dick'?

© I know, and I never listen

 
Ow My Balls 2008-04-19 06:02:30 PM  
Any Bob and Tom fans out there?

The guy from Groundhog Day pictured in nobozo's post is who I picture for the character Kenny Tarmac.

/I just landed!
//Mr. Hooper from Sesasme Street is who I picture for Ernie Furgler...

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:05:37 PM  
img108.imageshack.us
Spike, Snoopy's brother...for Mr. Kleen

One of eight of the Snoopy clan.
upload.wikimedia.org
From left to right: Andy, Marbles, Spike, Snoopy, Olaf, Molly, Rover and Belle...according to Wikipedia, and my little sister who was a HUGE fan of the Peanuts gang, LOL!

/She also had a t-shirt of five of them playing poker!
//She was definitely a Peanut-file...weird.

 
kajoob 2008-04-19 06:10:07 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

 
Coelacanth 2008-04-19 06:10:15 PM  
Today Needles... Tomorrow Burbank!!

 
Dhusk 2008-04-19 06:11:29 PM  
You mean there really is a Needles, California?

That's pretty cool, I always liked Spike. This just makes those strips with him even better. It takes a special kind of beagle to live in the desert with coyotes and have a cactus for a best friend.

/still tips a root beer to Bill Maudlin every Nov. 11
//Peanuts never jumped the shark

 
Corn_Fed 2008-04-19 06:12:29 PM  
How come, of the whole Snoopy family, Snoopy is the one who's really plain and unadorned with any clothing or decoration of any kind? I never realized how bland and vanilla Snoopy was. Clearly, Snoopy was a Republican, in a family full of hippies.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-04-19 06:12:53 PM  
Our elementary school's library had a whole bunch of very thick old 1960's Peanuts books. I probably read every one of them ten times between 1980-83. Good memories.

The way his comic dragged on for two decades (or more) too long tarnished what was a great strip in its heyday.

Of course, I'm an adult now, so this whole post should ideally just be a muted trumpet going Wah wah wah wah wah wah..

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:15:17 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

 
kbarham 2008-04-19 06:15:58 PM  
blicero: and the damage done.

Quality effort. Well done!

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-19 06:17:07 PM  
Try to keep the peanuts in this thread and not in the thread about the 13 year old felon.

 
nunia 2008-04-19 06:25:59 PM  
I've been to Needles.

It won't break my heart to give it to Nevada (or Arizona, for that matter).

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:27:30 PM  
what, are they chicken?

 
Campaigner444 2008-04-19 06:35:45 PM  
Freaking large county! Probably would be easier just to form a new county, or 50...

 
Cameron_Talley 2008-04-19 06:43:54 PM  
Todd Packer: Anim8r: Came for BTTF pic... was not disappointed.

ditto


ditto!

"hey Needles...."

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:45:18 PM  
Corn_Fed: How come, of the whole Snoopy family, Snoopy is the one who's really plain and unadorned with any clothing or decoration of any kind?

He was a farking nudist. That's not TOO plain.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-04-19 06:47:59 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

 
annoyed_grunt 2008-04-19 06:50:17 PM  
Sooo, they're right next to Arizona. They could easily just toss the border over a few feet and be in it. But they want to be a little isolated outpost of Nevada that in no way connects to the state? Yeah, I think the heat got to them. At least joining AZ makes geographic sense, but NV? They might as well join Florida.

San Bernadino county is the biggest county in the country, it's bigger than a bunch of states on it's own. I can see how they'd get tired of shlepping 200+ miles to the county seat to get anything done.

 
GoodasGold 2008-04-19 06:59:31 PM  
They claim the county's been unwilling to help keep the city's troubled hospital open as a full-service medical center.

Illegal aliens broke it.

 
Placenta for Breakfast 2008-04-19 07:01:04 PM  
Spitzer wannabe: Mr.Kleen: Peanuts jokes?

/i don't get it.

Needles is the boyhood home of Charles Schulz.


You're joking, right?

 
Rodeodoc 2008-04-19 07:07:04 PM  
annoyed_grunt: At least joining AZ makes geographic sense, but NV? They might as well join Florida.

Please. We've got enough batshiat crazy out of staters here.

 
kmt11 2008-04-19 07:07:05 PM  
I was driving across the country a few years ago and stopped to get gas in Needles. The average price of gas was about $2.50 back then, in Needles it was $5.00 at both stations.

 
LDinOR 2008-04-19 07:11:32 PM  
from the Charles M. Schulz wikipedia page:

"# Spike's residence, outside of Needles, California, was likely influenced by the few years (1928 - 1930) that the Schulz family lived there; they had moved to Needles to join other family members who had relocated from Minnesota to tend to an ill cousin.[3]
# Schulz was also shy and withdrawn."

 
annoyed_grunt 2008-04-19 07:12:20 PM  
Rodeodoc: annoyed_grunt: At least joining AZ makes geographic sense, but NV? They might as well join Florida.

Please. We've got enough batshiat crazy out of staters here.


But they wouldn't be there, that's why it's all so retarded.

 
LukeA 2008-04-19 07:14:18 PM  
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 
ImprovOmega 2008-04-19 07:19:44 PM  
herb Tarlek's daughter: Mr.Kleen: Peanuts jokes?

/i don't get it.

If I remember correctly (& god knows if I don't Farkers will stomp all over me) Snoopy's brother Spike lives in Needles, California.


There's actually a Spike road in Needles that you can see if you're driving through on Highway 95.

/Always got a kick out of that

 
slideaway 2008-04-19 07:30:39 PM  
PowerSlacker: Why would Nevada want Needles?

To inject heroin?

 
Teodoro 2008-04-19 07:33:31 PM  
not one Three Dog Night reference?

/Never Been To Spain
//Well, I headed for Las Vegas, only made it out to Needles

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-19 07:37:41 PM  
Corn_Fed: How come, of the whole Snoopy family, Snoopy is the one who's really plain and unadorned with any clothing or decoration of any kind? I never realized how bland and vanilla Snoopy was. Clearly, Snoopy was a Republican, in a family full of hippiesfreaky ass fetishists.

FTFY.

Hey, you did say, "Vanilla", then, "Republican." Granted, I'm sure there are Republicans who are sex freaks, but they tend to be the illegal beagle kind.

/Oh yeah, I went there! ;)

 
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