Looks like Minka Kelly.

Looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt to me.

2 tits? A hole? A heartbeat? I'm good.

she looks like my sister, except my sister wears less clothes, has a better tan, and bigger boobs.

What's this shiat about not parting out the body? Farrah Fawcett's knees and Raquel Welch's inner thigh, Gabrielle Reese's abs, Penelope Cruz's bosoms, Keira Knightley's bony sternum. . . Cate Blanchett's aristocratic collarbone. . . Ashwarya Rai's shoulders and upper arms.

Andrew Wiggin: 2 tits? A hole? A heartbeat? I'm good.

Thanks for the personal description, but what about the person you'd like to fark?

MorningBreath: she looks like my sister, except my sister wears less clothes, has a better tan, and bigger boobs.

How's she doing?

If I drank two bottles of scotch the IV pole in the emergency room would be looking good.

If you're going to make me feel like a lonely loser for wanting to check out a computer-generated hottie, you could at least give me a picture larger than a goddamned postage stamp.

(Unless I missed a link somewhere)

Or any live woman after two bottles of scotch

I don't know. She may look good, but if she's had that much to drink, she'll probably barf all over me.

That image doesn't look like the pinnacle of beauty...

While I'm sure each of those celebrities have a distinguishing attribute that people like, that doesn't mean it goes well with ANY kind of face/body. It works for THEM, not EVERYONE.

Parallax: If you're going to make me feel like a lonely loser for wanting to check out a computer-generated hottie, you could at least give me a picture larger than a goddamned postage stamp.

(Unless I missed a link somewhere)

here ya go



/shamelessly hotlinked

Angelina Jolie's pout

NO. fark this article is so stupid! the fact that it exists ANGERS ME

Way to alienate the necrophiliacs smitty.

Jennifer Lopez's WHAT?

Speedofdarkness: If I drank two bottles of scotch the IV pole in the emergency room would be looking good.

Thats what I came here to say.

Their combo woman is not that hot, really.

49 per cent of women did not believe that they were seductive and slightly more than half (51 per cent) could not remember the last time they felt in the mood for seduction

Ladies here is a hint: Legs, spread them. Seductive, Tada!

She doesn't have a flat head to set my beer bottle upon. What gives? Also, it looks like she has teeth - that's a deal breaker.

After 2 bottles of scotch, wee willy winky wouldn't be able to perform.

looks like my girlfriend *puts on smug expression*

That frankenhottie sort of looks like jessica alba, except not as hot. Huge FAIL.

GLove88mph SMASH puny article!!

Looks kind of like Jessica Alba.

I'd hit it.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. Go for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Well, they polled women for those answers.

you would think that after taking the time to photoshop this perfect woman they would post a bigger farking picture of her.

/maybe it's because the article is farkbait
//times online fearing for their servers?

My ideal seductress would have J.K. Rowling's bank account, Patrick Swayze's terminal pancreatic cancer, and Britney Spears' inability to sign a pre-nup.

/aisle, please

Halle Berry has eyes?

/never noticed
//Monster's Ball FTW

The most seductive woman of all time

Of all time? How does anybody know that?
I'd slap the writer of this rubbish but I see no name.

I found the problem:

...after the survey of more than 1,000 women...

Additionally:

It also revealed that 49 per cent of women did not believe that they were seductive and slightly more than half (51 per cent) could not remember the last time they felt in the mood for seduction.

Sadtistics :(

A women made of the severed body parts of several celebrities are not hot.

Do Not Want.

skinink: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. Go for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Posts like this always upset me. How about you actually get to know the person you're marrying instead of judging them or how happy you'll be by their looks? I hate how ugly girls are always treated like the alternative choice. Also, if you think your wife is ugly how do you think that would make her feel? What does that say about you?

/rant over
//still slightly angry

'Live'? Why we restricting ourselves?

T'tis two bottles of scotch we are talking about after all.

Well she'll have those once I collect and stitch them all together. Wait, did I say that out loud?

The article says she's on the left but she's really on the right so she must not be very smart. I guess Jessica Simpson's brain was a winner too.

EsteeFlwrPot:
Posts like this always upset me.

I'm not saying I agree, but what skinink posted were song lyrics.

/I looked at your profile pic
//you have nothing to be upset about

And vagine of Alina Kabaeva

Is it me, or does the composite chick look boss-eyed?

Could be that brain damage is considered a seductive trait.

Jedoc

Who is that, and where can I buy one?

EsteeFlwrPot: skinink: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. Go for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Posts like this always upset me. How about you actually get to know the person you're marrying instead of judging them or how happy you'll be by their looks? I hate how ugly girls are always treated like the alternative choice. Also, if you think your wife is ugly how do you think that would make her feel? What does that say about you?

/rant over
//still slightly angry

It a song from 1963

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

EsteeFlwrPot: skinink: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. Go for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Posts like this always upset me. How about you actually get to know the person you're marrying instead of judging them or how happy you'll be by their looks? I hate how ugly girls are always treated like the alternative choice. Also, if you think your wife is ugly how do you think that would make her feel? What does that say about you?

/rant over
//still slightly angry

Didn't you notice that post rhymed?

She has to be willing to let me play with her collection of body parts. And with her victims before she cuts them up.

XxDavidZullenxX: That image doesn't look like the pinnacle of beauty...

While I'm sure each of those celebrities have a distinguishing attribute that people like, that doesn't mean it goes well with ANY kind of face/body. It works for THEM, not EVERYONE.

Good observation. Someone here had a good take on this sort of thing, and stated something to the effect of it being like

trying to come up with the best food by taking 5 of your favorite foods and mashing them up in a blender.

bonesdilligaf,
looks like Ashley Judd. Who in her day was, um, very easy on the eyes. Still not shabby. Ashley in her 20's was just beautiful. The epitome of a sweet beautiful face. Mmm.

SexOnTV: I'm not saying I agree, but what skinink posted were song lyrics.

Oh... well then forget my last post. :)

/I looked at your profile pic
//you have nothing to be upset about

Thank you.

I grew up awkward and not very good looking so I have a soft spot for things like that.

FTA: Angelle L'Brook, left right, was created after...